Have you ever shotgunned a beer?

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funneling is also acceptable.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

yes and yes, cap'n. What about kegstands?

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

neither. i was still exclusively a gin-and-juice/MD 20/20 man during this age range (16-20?)

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

In the Threads You Thought Were Started By Chris V Category...

I have shotgunned (as in "poke-hole-in-bottom-of-can-and-chug-whole-can-through-hole"), funnel'd/beer bong'd (beer bong for m'lady?), and done kegstands (once for an entire 60 seconds...I won $5). The Me of right now kinda has trouble believing The Me of back then actually did these things.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

now why would I have started this thread? yes, yes, and yes. all of them.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been to college, so yes.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been to college, but no. I've shotgunned as it relates to thee cannabis, however.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Shotgunning as related to cannabis + kissing + Jill Scott playing in the background = ROWR.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I more do the Gilson Lavis pint at a time chug. Did it 15 years ago, see no reason to stop now.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

If there's a way to drink fast that I haven't tried...well, those days are over. Probably.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I've shotgunned, and done beer-bongs. But ah, it's been about ten years.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

What about the stacking two beer cans and holding them in one hand and drinking from the top one, so that you don't have to find the fridge again when you want another beer...anybody else done/seen this?

God this brings back memories...very foggy memories full of vague regrets, at least.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I've done piped funnels of vodka redbull. By the way this is a really bad idea.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

As is drinking overproof lithuanian vodka by the pint.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god.
when I was living in rural Quebec, I was in this small town with a pop of about 400, and for some freaky reason, the only people in my age group (16-25) were male (or maybe the girls just went to different parties, but I never saw a local girl in town) and their lives seemed to revolve around Sport Drinking. Not drinking at sporting events, drinking AS sporting event.

Shit. I should go back and see what those dudes are up to.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit. I should go back and see what those dudes are up to.

Pushing up daisies.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

gravity bong, anyone?

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

bucket?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed bonging Powerballs... I can't see it...

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

funnelled and shotgunned, yes.

I remember shotgunning cans of red stripe when Liverpool beat Sunderland in the Cup final in 92, that got a bit messy

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never done any of these things. I was a pothead during those tender years. People who did kegstands were morons. People who dropped acid and walked across train bridges, on the other hand, were cool.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

no, but I can shoot laser beams from my eyes.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I've bonged boxed wine. do not do this.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dropping acid and walking across bridges. Now, there's something I -have- done.

Though I do seem to recall trying to shotgun a beer once and not being ready for the person who wanted to shove the can into my face and getting sprayed in the face by it and getting angry and throwing a can of beer at him, but it's entirely possible that I dreamt it.

― martin mushrush (mushrush), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Shotgunning is the only way I would drink Bud in college.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, I thought you meant shooting at beer cans!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

Though these days we have this thing where we get shot glasses every now and again, and you pass them around the table, with everyone taking a shot of beer every time the glass reaches them. It sounds easy but trust me, if you use 2 glasses for 4 or 5 people and work upwards on that scale, you will be end up having no beer in 45 minutes and feeling very very very crazy.

It works best after a good nights clubbing to be honest. We've also experimented with Pro Evo 2 drinking games, but they just became massive beer swilling every time the ball went out of play.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

How's your old roomate, Bud, doing nowadays, Dan? (Or was that your dog? I foget which...)

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

shotgunning is the ONLY way to drink bud, otherwise you can actually taste it

and as felicity said, yes i went to college, ergo i have shotgunned (tho only freshman year when most vile stupidity takes place)

― H (Heruy), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Funneling and shotguns take too long. I just chug Pitchers. Goes down fast and easy.

― brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Shotgunning is the only way I would drink Bud in college.

Or, like, at any time after college, also. I mean, jesus, Bud?

To answer the question, I'm Ally, so yes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I no longer drink Bud (haha buttch).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a Coors Light man now, aren't you, Dan? Do you love twins?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I must admit, I don't really see the reasoning behind shotgunning a beer. What problem does it solve that wouldn't be solved better by a shot of whiskey? (Apart from the comedy value - but perhaps that's the point.)

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not about serving your needs, it's about proving you're a man.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Weird, I just realized that I don't think I've ever had a beer from a can...

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

freshman stupidty - get drunk as fast as ya can

― H (Heruy), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I have shotgunned a beer or several - in fact I'm not sure I didn't at lunch today

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Does shotgunning beer really make you drunk faster than, say, drinking vodka from the bottle? Or does it just make you have to pee more? Admittedly, drinking vodka from the bottle does not have the same visual appeal - and you can't really cheer while someone does it.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

shotgunning a beer is peircing a hole in the can (on the side, at the bottom) which forces the beer to spray out in high velocity stream down your throat, so it's just a very FAST way to drink. it's just a variation on "chugging". chugging vodka would still get you drunker.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

strangely enough, I don't think I have done this ever. I just drink really fast by default. I have entertained the idea of trying out the 'hour of power' with some friends, but everybody is kind of frightened of what would happen (one shot of beer every minute for sixty minutes. that's ten 12 oz. cans of beer in an hour. WHOOOOO YEEEAAHHH)

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

bucket is where you get a bucket of water and a five litre bottle and a bread bag. Youcut off the bottle's bottom tape the bag to the bottle, fill th bottle with smoke. Then you your mouth over th bottle, and plunge the smoke filled bag into the bucket of water forcing the 10litres of smoke into your lungs.

It is deeply unpleasant. I can't even do bongs.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

we call that a 'gravity bong', Ed.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

all those homemade pop bottle bongs seem like they involve smoking a lot of melty plastic fumes

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

nah, the plastic should never get hot

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dropping acid and walking across bridges. Now, there's something I -have- done."
We would also dive! theres a lot of bridges in upstate NY. I still have dreams about it.

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Thursday, 24 April 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

do you like parties?

― Nurse Gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 24 April 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Where you from upstate, Splendid?

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 24 April 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

me in mixed-allusion shockah

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 24 April 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Syracuse and upward to hamilton pretty but ugh!

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Thursday, 24 April 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool man, I live in Chicago now but I've got family history all over the state. Dad from Rome, moved to Rochester, met my mom. They moved to Albany area, where I was born. Cousins in Binghamton, etc.

Yeah as a kid I used to love going over those old steel bridges along the Erie/Mohawk...

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 24 April 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Had brothers who toured all thru upstate in the 70's as a kid. I used to love to go to all those little college towns between Buffalo and NY. I always wanted to see a website of all those bands because no one really got famous. Radio was great throughout that area too

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Thursday, 24 April 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i, stupidly, imagined a bottle of beer on a fence post being shot at close range. it seemed a satisfying thing to do, especially if you could see it in slow mo straight after.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Thursday, 24 April 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Shotgun no. Funnel yes. I have done 100 beer shots in 100 minutes which is quite an education.

― Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:09 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

HOLLA/REVIVIE!!!@!

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I've shot a shaken up bottle of beer with a bb gun, if that counts.

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

In my younger days, we used to do keg laps, which required running around the keg while drinking from the hose for as long as you could - I think the record was 79.Random exertion and binge drinking = extreme leglessness. But the running part seemed to inhibit the vomiting instinct. Hmmmm.
I went to a party last week and drank Absinthe! And I'm practically in my dotage! It was fun.

― aimurchie, Friday, 17 September 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

At my last birthday one of my friends did a 'beer'-bong that contained anything we could find. It had punch (mostly vodka-based but with port and a few other things), wine, cider and beer. Then he was sick purple on my arm.

― Craig Gilchrist, Friday, 17 September 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

have anyone tried putting beer into a super soaker and then firing it into the mouth?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

substitute with anecdotes involving semen if necessary.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

also, funnels with schnapps achieves better results than beer. (less gassy more boozy)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

in university i once funnelled a pint in 1.8 seconds.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

does a pint even travel down a funnel that quick?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i fucking hate kegstands. dont know why really. shotgunned a beer? plenty of times

― kephm, Friday, 17 September 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I discovered a way to shotgun bottles a year or so ago. Unfortunately I am no longer in college so such innovations are lost on me.. but still, its pretty cool in a frat kinda way.

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I've shotgunned a beer, but that's weak tea for rural Oregon idiots. We invented something even more difficult and harmful. It was called a Power Dew: Someone starts drinking from a plastic 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew, and then an accomplice punches both sides of the bottle, causing the entire contents to explode into Person #1's stomach and sinal cavity.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Around New Year's time, I shotgunned a beer at a party at Emilymv's house with a man named M1k3 Sull1v4n. Earlier that evening, I was in a drinking establishment, on the wall of the men's bathroom of which was written "M1k3 Sull1v4n hides tampons in his sideburns". I think that was a lie, or at least an exaggeration.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

In a similar display of UPPING THE LEVELS OF RETARDOCITY TENFOLD akin to the Power Dew thing, me and some buddies of mine once took their 4-foot-tall hookah, which had six hoses, and attached nitrous crackers to three of the afforementioned hoses. We would fill the GINORMOUS chamber with smoke, and then let the nitrous (which is heavier than the weed smoke) go, forcing the smoke through the hookah tubes at a ridiculous rate. We called it THE PREDATOR.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

God, me and my friends past and present are the most dumbass dumbasses ever.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Im glad youre still with us, nick..

Makes a gravity bong look like child's play.

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never shotgunned a beer, but I have shotgunned multiple bottles of Smirnoff Ice before (a head shop sells this weird plastic thing that lets air escape from the bottle). And have drunk (drank?) cheap red wine out of a beer-funnel.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The best thing about THE PREDATOR was, one day, one buddy of mine (who we, at the time, were trying to stick the nickname JOHNNY DEL FUEGO to, but it wasn't happening) just started giggling freakishly, digging frantically through the sort of detritus that accumulates in the living rooms of college town stoners, finally pulled out a sticker of the Predator's face (from the movie), stuck it on the hookah about midway down the thing's trunk, and tied the hoses back on the other side like dreadlocks. For some reason this struck us as really "cosmic" at the time. Dude.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"for some reason"

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

the past tense is shotgan

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.filmhobbit.com/moviereviews/images/oldschool/1.jpg

― Tonight at ten (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i tried to do it once. i ended up spraying beer everywhere and falling over, a la parker posey in dazed and confused.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, Will Ferrell's last shining moment.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I have shotgunned a beer, but I will give $5 to the first person I see shotgunning a SPARKS.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU HAVE JUST MADE/RUINED MY DAY.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, shit.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i shotgunned 3 (beers) in a row one newyears.
yarrrr.

― dysøn (dyson), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, my girl MUFFY was shotgunning redbull/beer combo last time she was in town. What a nut.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

beer-bonging, rather.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious , attached a gasmask to the hoses and you have a JAMMY PACK, no?

― kephm, Friday, 17 September 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Shotgunning a bottle of beer is good times.

My old college roommate chugged a 40 once with hilarious results.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Friday, 17 September 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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