Succubus!!! Succubus!!! bwahahaha BOOM!!

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I just received this in an email. What does it mean?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a bus that goes town to town delivering succotash.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Its new Chicks on Speed single. B/W Whores Sluts and baaaaaaaagpipes

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Anime porn spam.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned or DB was playing _Confessions Of A Knife_ and got a little too free with the email.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, so this is the following emails:

Me: Ok, I'm laughing so hard tears are coming out.
Her: Like the blessed mother?
Me: The Virgin Ally.
Her: Now you have ME laughing so hard tears are coming out!

THIS IS MY MOM, PEOPLE.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

horace bagslice?

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You should email her something about freak cakes.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned or DB was playing _Confessions Of A Knife_ and got a little too free with the email.

All too apt.

You should email her something about freak cakes.

I quote one Douglas Adams term...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"BOOM!!!! Onamonapiea!!!!!" So sayeth my mom. I'm laughing HYSTERICALLY and my coworkers are staring.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

The sin of Onan-matopeia = touching yourself and adding side effects.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Succubus = a devil that likes to get laid
bwahahaha BOOM = onomatopoeia
!!! = indie band

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

she sent me an email the other day insulting me by saying "Why don't you just go make out with JOHN CUSACK?? wooooooooooo!!!!!!!" then I got an email from my dad asking me to purchase him some "dollar sign bling bling" so he can be referred to from now on as "b-masta".

Seriously.

― Allyzay, Saturday, 15 May 2004 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, why don't you make out with John Cusack, then? Why don't we all, actually?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 May 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

If I take off my glasses and turn my head 4 degrees to the left and make "Chinese eyes" (to use an offensive childhood term, natch) at this Autechre CD, it looks EXACTLY LIKE John Cusack, holy shit. Pardon me while I go have sex with it!

― Allyzay, Saturday, 15 May 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Again, happy birthday. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 May 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i needed that.

― allyzay, Saturday, 15 May 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

*sends good thoughts* Off to dinner now with Stripey and others, she passes on her best to you too.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 May 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

oh tell her I said hi!!!

― Allyzy, Saturday, 15 May 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, that joke that I made right at the beginning of the thread was so funny that it took me a couple of minutes just to understand it again.

― NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 15 May 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

its a good thing this thread isnt about these guys
http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/2001_2/11_22/images/incubus-01.jpg

also you should make out with joan cusak

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 15 May 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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