You wake up after a bad night's sleep. You feel ill. You check yourself in the mirror and realise that you aren't kidding anyone. You are not the dazzling, healthy, erudite and sexually magnetic pers

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Today I look like an evil Balkan folk singer.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

That sounds sort of sexy though.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 24 April 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I mean Balkan folk singers no disrespect by that. Even the evil ones!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Daddy don't die on friday.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes I look like a stoned mule with beard and earrings.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I look like Grizzly Adams' rebellious post-teenage son, rockin the goatee and the poofy-but-thinning bedhead.

This will probably be me in the morning, cause it's four o'clock and I have the alarm set for eight-thirty cause I'm having an apartment inspection "sometime on Thursday."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed, ya beat me to it. I was going to say...I should be in Emir Kusturica's band!!
http://www.gromko.ru/pics/art1/art6862_0.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

whoever she is, she's really ugly

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I must get some of their music. The Black cat white cat soundtrack is great and I haven't even got that.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got a great album, Ed. Can't remember what it's called. I got it at Emir's bar/cinema in Budapest!

Actually, I googled the cover:

http://www.gerila.com/images/cd/86c.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

This is what I've been feeling like lately in the mornings:

http://www.drownedinsound.com/images/3817.jpg

― kate, Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

le mystere des voix bulgares

― Erik, Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that the title, cos I can't read it on that image.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

No, the title is "Unza unza time". It is equal parts thrilling and dodgy, but the dodgy bits are thrilling in their dodginess. Two thumbs up.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.howardgoodall.co.uk/exeter%20trio2.JPG

him on the left

― gabriel (gabe), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate, is that Courtney? I actually think she looks kind of sexy there.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

not balkan but worth a mention
http://www.muffathalle.de/Programm2002/Bilder/Bilder%20November%202002/Leningrad%20Cowboys.jpg
http://www.lithium3.de/pegasos-photo/p6.jpg

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, that's Courtney. Getting a Brazillian wax! Eeeuuuwww!!! Boys are strange about what they think is sexy. I'll be rolled out of bed ratsnest city looking like crap and HSA will be all "Ooh, you look sexy." Weirdo.

― kate, Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

What can I say? ;)

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Unza unza time"

Ha ha ha ... I digitized this video off of World Link TV immediately after I saw it. Wack wacky stuff.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, that's Courtney. Getting a Brazillian wax!

I actually didn't notice that (I just thought she was strung out or something), but now that you point it out...

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i had exactly the same feeling looking in the mirror.
i need a head transplant.

― piscesboy, Thursday, 24 April 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

bump

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

More Kletzmer in the mornings for you.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 April 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

apparently a young martin short with stubble.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 24 April 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

*shudder*

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 24 April 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I look like I should have a voiceover saying
"You can sponsor Mai Lee for 50 cents a day. Less than a cup of coffee."

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

ugh. Well at least I have time to go home and change before my date tonight.

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

luna, is the way you feel this morning related to drinking yesterday afternoon?

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes when I wake up feeling haggard I go look in the mirror and swear I see Ellen DeGeneres.

― Mandee, Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/chewbacca.lg.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I look like I'm 27.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/MUP/pdPAMUP0002.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I look pale and haggard, a bit like that really bad picture of Avril Lavigne, where she's not wearing makeup. Unfortunately I never wear makeup so I guess I look like that ALL DAY :(

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0305224/C116-19A.jpg

(this is a lie)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/USAives.jpg

― Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

complete with pajama stripes:

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i look like evil Balki

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38437000/jpg/_38437081_hughap_150.jpg

― Aaron A., Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I should be in Emir Kusturica's band!!

You should be like the nouveau-riche gypsy gangster in Black Cat, White Cat. "Pit-bull" "TERRIER!!" "Pit-bull" "TERRIER!"

― 4mateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/mugshots/noltemug.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually Horace, that picture, and the one of Brian Wilson above, pretty much accurately describes me at all times, bad-hair day or not.

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.portalmix.com/nombresrock/img/billyidol.jpg

― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never been able to understand why Nolte has his top button done up? I mean, I didn't even know shirts like that came with buttons that went ALL the way up.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the two Hawaiian shirts I own have top buttons, but I'm not sure cuz I never wear 'em.

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Not sure in my case. I look a bit bemusing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Bemusing to yourself or others, Ned? (pictures Ned looking into the bathroom mirror, a wobbly smile across his sleepy face)

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/grizzly-trail.jpg

I'm the one on the left.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I look like my mother (seriously, I almost never wear my hair loose because then to an intolerable degree I look like my mother), who at her best looks like Roseanne minus the comic demons.

Suffice to say that I can never be a parent, because my morning face would be too frightening to show to impressionable children.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www3.sympatico.ca/mark.slutsky/moustache72.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

slutsky, I have that tie.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

It is FAR too tempting to link the Tubgirl pic on this thread.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cs.northwestern.edu/~tisue/jandek-scans/covers/thumb-0759.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mushrush.com/1/laundry/images/57.gif

― martin mushrush (mushrush), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

slutsky, I have that tie.

May I have it back?

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

In case anyone didn't notice, I just made a hilarious joke.

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hysterical with laughter, can't speak

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I look like the bastard offspring of Phil Mitchell and a particularly beat-up looking potato. On a bad day it's even worse.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:89Sw6m8_dA4C:www.sondralondon.com/nico/killer/dahmer.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 24 April 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/da164/images/super_saiyan_lv2.jpg

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 24 April 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/images/godzilla_train.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 25 April 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You always look like that, Chris. (This is a compliment.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I love my best friend's bluntness-- I've had a stomach flu or something for 3 days now, and I've been surviving on Gatorade & Cheerios, so I felt like crap this morning. His brilliant observation: "You look like a train ran over you." True, of course.

― lyra (lyra), Friday, 25 April 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

Tara Reid.

― allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Danny Bonaduce

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Rick Witter.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Scary Spice (sans the curly locks)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Fred Cusack (older,
ne'er-do-well jowly brother
to the John and Joan)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a bad habit of passing out with makeup on, so if it's really bad i feel like a dark-haired version of bette davis in "whatever happened to baby jane?".

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Just plain evil. But it's all to do with how deep the shadows under the eyes are.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

A blown-up balloon with a frowny face drawn on it.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Tara Reid.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Tara. I look like a fictional plantation.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

note to self: don't google for "sack of crap"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course I had to google that. THe only disturbing image that came up was some male guitarist done up as Raggedy Ann.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Tara Reid? That's as bad as you get to looking? Dearies, you're so lucky in this arena!

*remembers that Tep is not female*

*takes back that whole "lucky" thing re: Tep*

When I get a paltry amount of sleep and am in Stressville, I look like Daughter of Geronimo -- this is dismaying because I get frightened by my own appearance, but useful in the fact that no strangers dare mess with me when they take one brief glance at me.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mutoworld.com/OtherArt/CB3.jpg

I imagine myself as being a flapper. They always look so tired and grumpy in pictures, but also kind of cute in a pouty sort of way. I guess I'm too nice to myself.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

at least i made time for breakfast

http://euclid.math.brandeis.edu/~bruce/beavis.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 23 October 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38114000/jpg/_38114697_charlie.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 23 October 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cinema-city.com/autograph8.jpg

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 23 October 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

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