Internet abbreviations which, if implemented, you would use constantly

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IWKAOYAYS=I will kill all of you and your seed
IDKWTFITA=I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

KORITFW!

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

TALU - they all lez up.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

SSI - So Say I
(To be used instead of IMO)

― martin mushrush (mushrush), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's see if anybody can guess this one...it's pretty easy:

IBH

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

as just coined by Mandee:

GILC - God I Love Carey

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd Bang Her
In Between Ho's

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Think more meta-ILE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I was!

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I Blame Hstencil!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I figured it out at last.(and I didn't need you. NYAH!)

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Guess what OGAOCT means... ;-)

― kate, Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

There's another FMFG* among us, I fear.

*Forty-year-old Masturbating Fat Guy

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

we've already had DTT introduced but I don't think it caught on.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Great, Another Obnoxious Calum(-like) Thread?

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Hole in one, Chris!

― kate, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks, but I'm not Chris. (look closely at my e-mail address)

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry! (I'm not a registered user, so I don't see all of the email address or user name...)

― kate, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

TMT - touching my tooter
ECWTP - eating chicken with the Pope
PIRW - pretending I'm Reece Witherspoon
CIJ - covered in Jello

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

DIMHTHTCHJAAY

― Hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

WWMD?
(I'm only human, hstencil)

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

IDNST.IANH - I did not say this. I am not here.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Guess my last one, you motherfuckers!

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

What Would Moby Do?

(no one's guessed mine yet, hoops)

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Matmos? Momus?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

IAWIIYWUC

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, What Would Mase Do?
I said I'm only human, hstencil. Here goes nothing: Damn I'd Mount Her Then Heave This Chick Heavenward Joyfully And Acknowledge Yoda

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

IMTDSNINVU

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

something about 'If You Want Unlimited Coochie'

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

NOTMA = Nabisco on the mark, again.
GHASTLEE = Geir Hongro again, spouting tendentious, laughably egregious epinions.

― 4mateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

hoops, good guess, probably better than the actual one.

IAWIIYWUC = Internet abbreviations which, if implemented, you would use constantly

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

YMEOTUMOL - Yet More Evidence Of The Ultimate Meaninglessness Of Life

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

In My Time Dudes Sang Nine Inch Nails Very Unusually

Heh, I was just gonna post a similar one Ams: NPCAU=Nabisco Painfully Correct As Usual

hstencil: D'oh!

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

What was this one:DIMHTHTCHJAAY?

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Deep In My Heart There's a House That Can Hold Just About All of You

HQTRA = Hstencil's Quoting T. Rex Again

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Does It Matter How The Hell The Cheese Horse Jesuses Are Aping You?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it doesn't. Fuck the cheese horse jesuses and the horse they rode in on.

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

STWIDTSMHAJTHK - So That's When I Decided To Shave My Head And Join The Hare Krishnas

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

MIGYR - Moby, I Give You Rimjob!

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Quickly Understanding In-depth Minutia

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

IASGNIMIRLIAFUAAOY=I Am So Glad Nobody I Meet In Real Life Is As Fucked Up As All Of You
IASUNIMIRLIAFUAAOY=I Am So Unhappy: Nobody I Meet In Real Life Is As Fucked Up As All Of You

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

DICKS - Dan In Crude Knowledge Shockah!

― hsetncil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Keep Laughing; In Time Our Roles Invert, Stupid

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ITEDPTPSLT=I Totally Expected Dan Perry To Post Something Like That
CPS=Cross Posting Sucks

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ISFP

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I So Fuck Ponies

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Alternately, I'm So Fucking Predictable.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

tomato, tomahto

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

revise:

DICKS - Dan In Crude Kinkiness Shockah!

REVISE - Raggett Eludes Visceral Idiotic Sexual Euphemism

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

exudes can replace eludes in the last one, too.

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 77 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Wait, what did it mean before? Have I been reading everything wrong?

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 24 April 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oiled Turkish Massage

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Orally Touching Momus

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Only two more...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Oligarchies Terrify Momus

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

TALULA

They All Lez Up Like Ally

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

TALULA would be a great band name!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

URAG

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely that should be PRURAG?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

[X]RUGAG

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

PRAISCH - please read aloud in Sean Connery huff.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 April 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

GDAIFU!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 26 April 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

HFUAY?

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 26 April 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

FUETHUT!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 26 April 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

A,YGM.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 26 April 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

ITFWWCUOALTOGWTJBN

(I won't remember that in the morning: In The Future We Will Communicate Using Only Acronyms, Like Those Old Guys Who Tell Jokes By Number)

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 26 April 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

IWDWYTMT,G&E.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 26 April 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

TITCTISWILLIKWYJS--BIFID

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 26 April 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

HYALYFM? WIGNAYTA,YFPF?

― buttch (Oops), Saturday, 26 April 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

TITCTISWILLIKWYJS--BIFIDTTE

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 26 April 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

HP,WTFDYTYTO? MIOYACOSHS? ICITF:PL&G

― buttch (Oops), Saturday, 26 April 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Um... YEAH

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Have You All Lost Your Fucking Minds? What In God's Name Are You Talking About, You Fanciful Pig Fuckers?

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

it was the one after that, really

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

besides, I've never once fucked a fanciful pig

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You forgot that one night in Yuma. Don't make me get out the pictures.

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

So that means you knew I called you a fanciful pig fucker? You've got talent.

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never even been to Yuma!

Or have I? Shit, was I wearing a spike heeled boots and a fez?

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

YES! You stole them from the pig.

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I do, it's true - but not always in abbreviations

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

that's a lie - these boots would never fit on a pig!

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

It was one hell of a pig though. Ass for miles, I tell ya.

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

which reminds me of a line out of "you can do it"

I got dick for days, you got ass for weeks

I like it and I'm not sure why

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What's not to like?

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I do have ghetto ass after all

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmmm...my favorite kind!

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll say it works for me and leave it at that

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU'RE ASS WORKS FOR ME NOW

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

um, YOUR ass. (i'm pretty smooth, eh?)

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I ain't got yo' money

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You best find it quick-like then. Playing with my money, is like playing with my emotions, partna.

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You know what they say.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course, I do. Tell me so I can make sure YOU know.

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Pimpin' ain't easy.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not what they say, that's what I say. Of course, now I gots all these pimp-come-latelys who be misappropratizin' my shit.

― buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

fo' shizzle.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

VNTOWTSC

― Colin Saunders (csaunders), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be hard to work IANAL into a spoken conversation.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

fourteen years pass...

butt

― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 24 May 2018 22:45 (seven years ago)

lol = laughing out loud
cq = chuckling quietly
kloash = kinda letting out a small 'heh'
ebhner = enjoying but having no external reaction
jyftbdnwyah = judging you for that but do not wish you any harm

― kinder, gentler (sleepingbag), Friday, 25 May 2018 14:21 (seven years ago)

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