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They're making the movie of your life. Who plays you? What are the big scenes? Who plays the supporting parts? All those vital cameo roles? Who directs? Actors must be alive. And besides - WHAT IS THE SOUNDTRACK? Eh? Eh?

EH?

ARE YOU A FOOL?

Al Ewing, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The soundtrack would be by momus , wendy carlos , johhny and june carter cash and bob dylan

anthony, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

his has been done

Pennysong Hanle y, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

put not the soundtrack has it

anthony, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

soundtrack : sun city girls & satie

francesco, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

shannon doherty plays me. supporting roles: michelle williams, beck, janeane garofelo, rupert everitt, ricky martin. david crosby plays my dad. Frida from Abba plays my mum. oh, this is hard. none of my friends or whanau are anything like actors/celebs.

cameo: puff daddy, elton john and meatloaf. why? i dunno.

big scenes? me and very other idiot i know in dunedin typing compulsively on the internet to I Love Everything.

soundtrack? oh this is easy, LD50 and the murdering monsters, folina vili. but the BIG song of the movie is "you took the words right out of my mouth" by mr. meat himself, in fact, meat sings it to me and then proposes, to which i reply, "oh yes, meat!" and we ride off into the sunset on a harley davidson, which of course, crashes and the two of us are tragically killed. do i need to mention that this is only loosely based on my actual life?

lady die, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Codename: JEL...A sort of action film with surrealist overtones.

Love interest:
Rachael Leigh Cook as herself
Jenifer Love Hewitt as herself
That girl from First Knight as herself
Zhang Ziyi as herself

jel, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is technically the third time we've done this ;)

Me: Sandra Bullock in 28 Days mode Stephanie: The girl that's the blonde curly-haired secretary on Ally McBeal Otis: Keanu Reeves (proven by science by Stephanie) Ramon: Robert Downey Jr, because that would please him My Dad: Charles Bronson My Mom: Courtney Love My Boss: Russell Crowe Justin the bartender: Fred Savage Adi: Soleil Moon Frye Various People I Work With: Natalie Imbruglia, Jennifer Lopez, Lucy Liu, John Travolta, John Cusak, Tom Cruise, and Ben Stiller.

Directed by: Kevin Smith

Soundtrack: Compilation of many popular rap and dance tracks. Heavy Jay-Z presence. Last track is Motown Junk by the Manics.

Vital scenes will include the complete destruction of my office and at least three scenes involving me falling in a drunken stupor knocking shit over.

I am a fool, yes.

Ally, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think all of my friends have to be played by Kiki from Sluggy Freelance. Aylee must play me.

maria, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mine is a remake of _TimeCode_ with one camera following me around. You will get bored and go away, which means I can take the damn camera off.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is hard. The film would open to Kill All Hippies by Primal Scream. There could be a car chase with The Chemical Brothers playing somewhere. I don't know who'd play me, I'm too young for this so its not fair, I'd play myself to stop Macaulay Culkin getting the role. Two weeks in my life would be the plot, its exciting enough for anyone. My two best friends could be played by Chesney Hawkes and Vanilla Ice respectively, this would serve to make me look better and they look like them anyway. (kind of)

Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mine would be Nasty Amateurs 14: Crazy Campus Co-eds, only without the sex and nudity. I would of course be played by Ron Jeremy. My only lines would be "Hey, I didn't order any pizza" and "Looks like the elevator's stuck. Now what?"

bnw, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maria is my new hero! You are certainly most nifty.

Dan Perry, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The "real" story of my life would be a terrible, often depressing, and sordid film. Starring, I dunno, Steve Buscemi.

I'd really like to star in an early-60's thriller or spy flick. There'd be a cool discoteque scene, I'd wear mod suits with narrow lapels and skinny ties, and look handsome in every scene.

Sean, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yeah, and my girlfriend (I'm gay but not in this movie!) would be played by someone like Julie Christie or Samantha Eggar.

Sean, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who plays me: A younger, less attractive and drunk Melanie Griffith.

The soundtrack: Styx.

Mandee Wright, Wednesday, 12 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Doctor Groove' is taking his campaign to new heights. From the question, I don't think it is one of Captain Swing's people after all. So...

the pinefox, Wednesday, 12 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...
they've already made my movie, it's called clockwatchers. it nails my life down except for the fact i'm not 4 attractive temps.

ernest, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't care what the movie is about. The only requirements would be that I would play myself and my romantic interest in the movie would be played by Julie Sawalha (AbFab's Saffron)... Coordinate the screenings, and I'll be there.

Brian MacDonald, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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