Text Messaging dirty msgs to folx out on dates: C or D?

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― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Griz owns this thread

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear hstencil wears panties!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Also classic!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Naughty!

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I once got texts from a friend who was *on* a date (with someone else I knew), asking me for advice about whether I thought his date liked him, what he should do, etc. I earnestly composed my answers and sent them back to him, only finding out afterwards that she'd nicked his phone and was pretending to be him...

They ended up in bed, so it obviously didn't fuck anything up too much.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 25 April 2003 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

So hstencil, how did it turn out?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a gentleman with respect and dignity, so I shall not answer any queries about HOW LAST NIGHT TOTALLY RULED!

I s'pose Eve gave you my number, ddg?

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

But did you use any of the suave come-on lines surely offered? (I have no cell phone, therefore no messages were sent.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, you mean suave come-on lines like "Have you snorted coke off her ass yet?"

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Well had you?

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed, Hstencil -- as Chris notes, you have not answered the question.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Eve is innocent in this affair Mr. Stencil.

Besides, how do you know it was me?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

214 area code, sweetie.

I knew it was gonna be a good date when I showed that text message to her and despite her being an ex-teenage coke addict, she laughed!

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh, that was daring of you.

I blame it on the chatroom mentality. We all thought it would be a hoot at the time.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

no problem, it was funny and gave us a lot to talk about...

DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN!

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Hee hee

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread seems to be meta-meta.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

nick dude this thread is meta-pervy.

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The best part was when we weren't sure if it really was hstencil's number, and we were going to text some random person.

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've gotten worse text messages from strangers. Case in point:

"U A BYTCH ASS HO SUCKIN MADD DICK BYTCH"

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

that was me ;-)

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaron, quit stealing txt msg ideas from MC Crudder shouts

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo yo yo, I would never say something like that. "Piss my ass" is much more classy.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

But you are, stence, you are!

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 25 April 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Only in your fantasies, rosemary.

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

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