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OK, James.. me Sagitarrius. GO!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 25 April 2003 03:42 (twenty-three years ago)

now *this* is a horoscope i would read. I am an Aquarius.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 25 April 2003 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I admit I thought of the joke too. But only DB had the guts to post it!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Me Sagittarius too! Lotta Sag ILXors, iirc.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 April 2003 04:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Me Scorpio! Go James!

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 25 April 2003 04:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Taurus! Come on, man

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

cept for Libras

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Libras will eat pizzarolls.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm Cancer - you need me to cook the pizza rolls for you

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm a scorpio!

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:26 (twenty-three years ago)

SEX DEMON!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I AM ARIES ALL THE REST OF Y'ALL R GAY!

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Not me, I'm Gemini. I'm bi.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:31 (twenty-three years ago)

immortalized

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Aries = straight, rest of us being gay seems a little ambitious

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I get pizzarolls.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 25 April 2003 06:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I thank Chris Rock:

Here's a horoscope for everyone
Aquarius - you're gonna die
Capricorn - you're gonna die
Gemini - you're gonna die twice
Leo - you're gonna die
Scorpio - you're gonna die fuckin'

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 06:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I shall die and rise again. The Kingdom of God is like a mustard seed, seasoning the corned beef of your soul.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 06:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I am Pisces, the anchovy in y'all's pizza rolls.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 25 April 2003 07:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Taurus = you can't beat a bit a' bully

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a gemini. And proud.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

how will leos die, james?

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Erm I'm a libra but I haven't the foggiest WTF a pizzaroll is....does this mean I'm gonna die?

― smee (smee), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I took pizzarolls to be a good thing, it sounds good anyway at least for us librans.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay! I was worried there for a minute....but being a balanced and logical libran I remained calm....

― smee (smee), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Scorpio - and I think if I'm going to die, it might as well be right after a 'gasm. Can't think of a better way to go. Would suck if it was just as ... ah FUCK!

― Wouldn't you like to know (Amused), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow pizzarolls for me! ermm.. what's a pizzaroll? Is that Calzone?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Blount, I'm a Libra, and I'm God. Tell me something I don't know.

*snarfs pizzaroll*

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Luna I KNEW you were a Cancer! Ha ha! (When's yr b-day, if'n you don't mind me asking?)

C'mon, I want someone to guess my sign. (The thing is, people guess my sign ALL THE TIME, sometimes upon first meeting me..."This is Nick..." "Dude, I bet you're a [Zodiac Sign Here], aren't you!" "Why yes I am, is it that obvious?")

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

July 6, and I'm going with... uh... Scorpio?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Aquarius?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Capricorn!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

YES! ("YES!" as in 'you're wrong, but it makes me happy that for once it's not painfully obvious'.) I'm a LEO.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn, I almost said Leo, too

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

James' picture
http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/photos/Annas_true_love.jpg

― Ed (dali), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Blount should collaborate with Harvey Sid Fisher.

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Am I the only Virgo in the house? DO ME! DO ME!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a virgo too, Aaron W! And that's my line!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

heh, "Virgo," "DO ME!" You virgins are desparate.

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah! Get it?... BECAUSE I DON'T! hahahaha!!!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Taurus!

Do me!

(I always wanted to holler that on ILE.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 25 April 2003 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

It's time for some more of these.

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 15 May 2008 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

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