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― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

'don't even bother reading it.'

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

'don't listen to RJG'

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bingo"

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

this.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"i blame hstencil"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"get a job"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"when i dont release my man juice, I feel really horny and all i think about is sex and when i see a good looking girl, all i see is her with no close and how big her breasts are underneth her shirt and how hard i can give it to her. In many men this might lead to rap."
-- someone I can't remember

― Mandee, Friday, 25 April 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I've learned that throwing mysteriously-severed-and-found-on-the-ground squirrel-tails at vegan man-bitches isn't as funny to the vegan man-bitch as it is to me.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

In many men this might lead to rap

It leads to rock, too. It leads to a lot of things. Except maybe Belle and Sebastian.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That's exactly why I started rapping. < /rappist>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

the rappist monks.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

that's ASSAULT! that is ASSAULT!

― shrill feminist attorney (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

When someone asks my ex what she does for a living she tells them she's a "massage the rapist".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

'when online treat google as an extension of your brain.'

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

Roommates who go to the club together wearing the same cologne don't even deserve to get Realdoll pussy.

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), September 24th, 2005 9:14 PM. (LeCoq)

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 25 September 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

I like the Strokes much more than Television.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), August 22nd, 2005 6:27 AM. (link) (userip

― INTERNET MENTALIST WHO BEARS A GRUDGE, Sunday, 25 September 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

you don't always have to even "pull ppl up on it", sometimes you can just take the thread elsewhere by being entertaining or imaginative or non-pedantic or funny or (even) interesting — thread mutations often happens and they aren't always a bad idea, bcz everyone involved realises that where it's gone is just better and that the bad ideas or contributions that started it were just lame

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 25 September 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

ok then, when noise dudes do that thing where they post lots of the same image, that's genius, and bloody well hilarious!

― INTERNET MENTALIST WHO BEARS A GRUDGE, Sunday, 25 September 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://images.google.com/images?q=bee&hl=en&hs=sdH&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi

― SPARTACUS TWATTERY (I AM LOGGED ON), Sunday, 25 September 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

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