ATTENTION JAMES BLOUNT

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ooooh I am so sick of you sometimes you makeuh me so mad! who do you think you are with your big cowboy hat and your ten pound glow in the dark water pistol? if you were really so super cool you would not be here you would be doing something in real life you never accomplish nothing on your fat arse and you are American. I just wanted a little love is that so wrong and you make fun of me when I say I want to do my hair like a cockatoo. maybe I like cockatoos, did you ever think of that asshole? no you too busy eating your american chilli. me no likey you me no likey you. if you people really funny you would not be on internet. your last name rhymes with c*nt. and what type of asshole starts a thread about themselves?

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

seriously people seriously

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

ie. CHILL THE FUCK OUT EVERYBODY

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

you have a cowboy hat?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!! -

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

cowboy hat, shmowboy hat. blount likes cockatoos. which means that he REALLY MUST BE ROBERT BLAKE!

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

James, I KISS YOU! I've always wanted to see a photo of the Ventura-Ryan fight and now I have. Seriously, that made my day!

― felicity (felicity), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

close, but no cigar! -

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

God-Blount '04

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

James, why are you posting pictures of Alex all over your thread?

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

i thought Jesus looked more like Hank Williams, Jr. than a hippie with a cowboy hat!

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally, eat my _______ -

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

what the fuck is up?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't mess with Texas.

― jm (jtm), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gibb-Blount '04

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

from left: Tad, James, Jess:

http://www.library.unt.edu/rarebooks/exhibits/popup2/images/popeye.gif

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

betcha wimpy wishes he caught the hamburger fish

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

i remind you of a really bad british burger joint, ally?

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

maybe there should be a hugz thread where everybody can hug and makeup and anyone who refuses to gets tossed to the hamburger fishes

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's better than reminding me of a terrible Russell Crowe impersonator, yes?

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

demands to know who the fish are

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Little fish: Ethan Padgett
Mouthy Fish: Michaelangelo Matos

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's better than reminding me of a terrible Russell Crowe impersonator, yes?

i can't argue with that :-)

besides, shouldn't ethan be the mouthy fish?

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

geez Ally, the FLYING fish is clearly Millar (plus he's caught on Tad's hook - duh)

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHY DID YOU PEOPLE ASK IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO LIKE MY ANSWERS! THIS IS MY HAPPENING, STOP RUINING IT.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally sometimes you makeuh me so mad!

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

i like how my ... er, wimpy's ... left-side facials whiskers don't move, even as the boat does!

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

James Blount I kiss you.

http://www.band975.fm.br/imagens/kiss.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

This has been an unusual day.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 April 2003 05:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

we have enuf fucking hugz dayz around here. let's have a fucking honest day for a change!!!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Sunday, 27 April 2003 05:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

this made me laugh out loud and I'm going to use it from now on.

Ally, I KISS you.
http://www.band975.fm.br/imagens/kiss.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 27 April 2003 06:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm listening to Midnight Star's "Anniversary Collection" and looking forward to some good nasty porn. Hence = not a fish. Certainly not on Tad's hook. You all disgust me. Apologize or J4NYCFAP is off. Flex, growl.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I always hoped your name rhymed with "blunt" and not "count" don't ask me why.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah me too ... but alright - you remind me of a really bad 80s comedian James Blount - got any ET jokes, motherfucker????

― Sonny Tremaine (Sonny), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok, honestly... have any of you guys ever met and fucked in real life?

― absolute skittles, Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

duh

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

STAY DRUNK, STAY ALIVE

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's the difference between ET and doomie? ET can get published.

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

so why aren't you out drinking NOW, and banging each other senseless, instead of being on yr computers?

― absolute skittles, Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

hint - it's morning

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

what color skittle is the absolute skittle? is it the green one?

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

what fucking difference does that make? it's the weekend.

― absolute skittles, Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's the difference between ET and doomie? ET can get published.
-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewe...), April 27th, 2003.

You've been behind the times, motherfucker. Been published many times, ya cunt. Don't they have da' literature in the deep south. Or are you too busy attending strange fruit happenings.

― Sonny Tremaine (Sonny), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok troll race, doomie vs. absolut skittle - GO!

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

we have literature in the south, we just don't have rock 'journalism'

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

try harder guys or I'm going back to sleep

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

???

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh, do go on, dearies! I do love a good gay catfight!!!

― absolute skittles, Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread really does kinda make me wanna start a fistfight

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Skipping 54 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

"Suppose that is why I found the Scott thing a bit odd."

yeah, ha -- I read that. Al fucking Pacino, we're talking here.

― absolute skittles, Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's a good thing, Sonny

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it to rev yourself up to write about this great band that asked you to write for their press release!? oh boy!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

doomie do you post here just to start fights and 'let off steam'? is the life of an amateur rock critic really that stressful? I don't see people who's jobs entail ALOT more responsibility (Millar, hell Chuck Eddy) feeling the need to troll and write it off as therapy

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sigh. I get the lamest haterz.

When have I started a fight in here? Huh? Stop living in the past.

Oh fuck this.

I do more than amateur rock criticism as well...

― Sonny Tremaine (Sonny), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I worked on a trade-mark infringement team for two years. Mad money. Defending the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

stop living in the past doomie, it's not your fault, it's not your fault

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

*applauds Dan thunderously and vigorously*

― absolute skittles, Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

James, I thought this thread was a joke. Sorry if I was wrong. Anyways. Got to go to work.

― Sonny Tremaine (Sonny), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks dude, have you read this thread at all?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nah. I sort of think ILX is a joke, now, though.

― Sonny Tremaine (Sonny), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

wan't talking to you.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

doomie, this thread was a JOKE, until you decided 'hey I'll be a troll, time to let off a little steam from a hard days work of, er, record reviews, weight of the world, weight of the world'. can you show me a single thread you've posted to in the past six months where you couldn't be said to be 'starting a fight' (your above stated m.o., or is fifteen minutes ago too much living in the past for amateur rock critics)?

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't know about you guys...

but when I have a bowl of Lucky Charms, I always eat all the marshmallows first.

― absolute skittles, Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm laughing with you, not at you doomie, together we can work through this, it's not your fault, it's not your fault

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's like a joke with no punchline. That's another reason I have hung on - I was waiting for the punchline. There is not one. It just goes on and on and on and on ...

― Sonny Tremaine (Sonny), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

And maybe you don't get my sense of humour - eh - not my fault. Anyways... this joke isnt funny anymore... gots to go.

― Sonny Tremaine (Sonny), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

hey this was in my inbox, look :
Kurt Russell Doorag, Super Big PENIS! restaurant zf
it's from kurt russell! star of "escape from new york"!

― duane, Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

trolls always do this; they claim they're busy and say they have to go, then they keep posting for hours.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wonder if he'll shut up out of spite now?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Kurt Russell Doorag, Super Big PENIS!"

Is that one of those penis-enlargement things? Pass it around. Something tells me a few ILXers could use it.

― absolute skittles, Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

you people need to get out more often.

― hstencil, Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Or come back later in the morning?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

(or go to sleep instead of turning the computer on when one comes in the door oh god i'm tired)

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I went out tonight, almost went to the braves game, went to see days of heaven instead (atl has a revival house finally), got back in town, looked at ilx sinking even more into of a morass, started this thread to somewhat add some, er, levity, went out, saw a drag tribute to faith hill, danced some, came home, fell asleep watching basketball, woke up, read a draft recap at espn (boss bailey falls to the second round - wtf?!!!), clicked here and saw the trolls protesting 'how dare we not be taken seriously, waah waah waah, we've got steam to let off don't ya know, my needs come before your needs, etc., engaged despite monday and tuesday, and now am thinking about going to bed for real this time, church in the morning doncha know

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Take care James.

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

damn, JB did get out tonight. Okay, well the rest of you, follow his example.

― hstencil, Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

people kept giving her flowers, and she didn't do anything from the new album, it was alright

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha, I knew you were coming in here with that next, stencilbot, I shoulda waited three secs more so I wouldn't'a been implicated :)

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

also, gay discos not a great place to meet chicks (shockah)

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I blame hstencil

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 09:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

This place is becoming more and more like The Lord of the Flies. Brrr..

― hackney jewel (Sonny), Sunday, 27 April 2003 09:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

fuck going out, i dont like it....man that is some feeble shit when trolls are all like, oh i bet you don't go out, get laid, GET A LIFE, blah blah....fuck that, i wouldn't want yr gay ass "life" if i could get 5 of em for a buck, prickwad.

― duane, Sunday, 27 April 2003 09:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Blount, you're my new god. Fuck Dizzy Rascal.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Sunday, 27 April 2003 10:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

doorag's posts in this thread rool!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 27 April 2003 11:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

two years pass...

― :- O, Friday, 2 September 2005 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

you're beautiful to me

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

of that i'm sure.

jesus that song grates.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:22 (nineteen years ago) link

so..are you gonna answer the question?

― doorag, Friday, 2 September 2005 14:24 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Hey Blount. I got into Georgia Tech.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha ha i got into perimeter :'(

― IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

ooh. awkward.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I HAVE NO REGREaw christ who am i kidding

― IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (Adrian Langston), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I think that everybody on ILX should be required to pick one or the other of you guys' usernames and have that be it, no more.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 16 December 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Suspect arrested after 5 hours in Trenton drain pipe
9:41 PM EDT, October 4, 2007
TRENTON, N.J.

A man who tried to get away from police by jumping into a creek was arrested after spending nearly five hours cooped up in a storm-water drainage pipe and complaining that his back was hurting him, authorities said.

Police said James Blount, 32, jumped into the Assunpink Creek after Trenton police, who suspected he was driving a stolen car, pulled him over around noon Wednesday. Blount floated for some time until officers cornered him between a ravine and a concrete wall with drain pipes.

"And that's when he decided to take his only option out and climb into the pipe," Lt. Stephen Varn told The Times of Trenton for Thursday's editions.

Police, fire and sewer utility officials finally located Blount, who had crawled 75 feet into the pipe, by using a camera they inserted into it. Police persuaded Blount, who told them his back was aching, to grab onto the camera's cord and they pulled him out around 5 p.m.

He was taken to a hospital after authorities cleaned him off with a fire hose.

He was charged with receiving stolen property, eluding police, resisting arrest and obstructing justice.

― gershy, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 02:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://blog.nj.com/timesupdates/2007/10/medium_2007.10.03_Mud_Guy.JPG

― gershy, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

not the same guy, obv.

― gershy, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, I wouldn't say obv

― da croupier, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

ethan this is blount tell me what up, who's everyone around here, who's ghost rider, did ghost rider really die, what was with ally piping up above (that's ally right?), what was the ilx consensus on crank dat roadrunner, is there anything good on ilx, what did i miss, who do you have killfiled, is there any reason to hang around except to killfile, what up.

-- balls, Saturday, 20 October 2007 21:13 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Saturday, 20 October 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

It's nice to hear he got on probation so quickly.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 21 October 2007 09:48 (seventeen years ago) link

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