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Some random topics of discussion which have been entertaining HSA and I lately...

-The Fleet River: Classic or Vile Stream Of Pestilence And Madness?

-What Is Your Favourite Optical or Auditory Illusion?

-young British artists: Dead Sexy Classic or Saatchi Fueled Memorial To Tory Politics and Thatcherism?

-Tides (and especially the Thames Tidal Plane): Discuss! (Especially including strange bizarre illustrations of the moon from Russian Science textbooks of the 1950s) Meta-Question: Are we having some nice amazingly low spring low tides lately or what?

Go on then!

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

This is one of the explanations for high spring tides that we found - though this one is in English!

http://www.earth.rochester.edu/fehnlab/ees215/fig13_8.jpg

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

that is really nice kate.
and i have been thinking lots about saachi fueled art hype lately, it seems like there is a new market driven movement every 5 yrs or so, and some are really good and manage to rise above, some destroy themselves, some are just boring shit.
the yBas are dead now, as far as hype goes, even the turner doesnt pay them much mind.

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You always get the lowest/highest spring tides around this time of year leading up to the soltice as this is, I belive the time of year where the earth is closest to the sun in its orbit. I could be wrong though.

(Damn I wish sailing and I miss ahving the nautical Almanac around. I miss being able to predict the height of the tide at any time anywhere around the UK and as far as Cape Finistere, North Cape and the far side of iceland)

Ed (dali), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I still want to hear about Imber. Did you guys make it down there in the end?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that HSA is jealous of yBa's because they make more money than him. And also because I fancy Damien Hirst. Ha ha ha! And if Saatchi offered to bring "The Origins of Painting" to his new gallery for several thousand pounds, I think HSA would do it. (Or maybe he wouldn't. I don't know him well enough to tell.)

But HSA's argument is that the very art itself has been tainted by Saatchi's involvement with Thatcher and Tory regime. I think this is nonsense. Sure, artists may change their work in response to what is perceived as popular, or produce more of what sells (which is HSA's argument that yBa *is* a Tory art movement despite the left-leaning beliefs of many of the artists.) But I don't think you can hold the art itself responsible or tainted because of the political beliefs of its patrons. I mean, how much Rennaisance art would that rule out because art patrons like the Medicis or the Borgias and the Popes were insufferable politcally?

We've been spending a lot of time down on the Thames tidal plane. I found loads and loads of Victorian and previous broken pipe stems and bowls. HSA thinks it is funny that I find them so fascinating because they are essentially Georgian/Victorian butts.

And no, sorry, we never made it to Imber. We asked about three different people and no one wanted to drive; not even his mum. But they are having a spooky church service later in the year which we will go to, come hell or high water!

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Meta-Question Number Two: Is art tainted by the political beliefs of those who commission/patronise it?

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ILE is a v nice place already (really! it is!!!) but a nice thread.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i have been thinking about this in another vein-saachi is in advertising, so is the art he likes and buys tainted by that, by the low theory, design heavy, quick sell ?

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably, but my experience is that artists don't much mind where the money comes from. (and like it or not Charles Saatchi is a laterday Medici or Venitian Merchant)

Ed (dali), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont know much about the tory stuff but many of the ybaers are either apolitical or idenitiy focused, no larger issues outside ones self and ones comfort right ?

(exception bob and roberta smith perhaps ?)

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If you want to sail your fleet down the Fleet, you'd better make sure you're some little kid with toy boats, coz if you're a big, grown up admiral with full sized battleships, destroyers and aircraft carriers you'll be in for a nasty surprise!

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

HSA and I have both worked in advertising. So are *we* and any art we would produce therefore tainted by that experience?

I think that knowledge of advertising can lead to better art. More effort, more creativity, more emotional content is put into marketing than just about anything else these days.

Did anyone else read the article about painkillers in the Guardian this weekend? HSA was very interested by the interview with the man who did the package design for Nurofen. That he was just as important as the chemist who invented ibuprofen, in a way!

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh! And there is a book coming out soon which a man with an A to Z and an impressive knowledge of history traces the route of the Fleet along London's current street plan! Suzy is ordering it for me! Hooray!

The tides were so low over the weekend that for the first time ever, I saw the entire mouth of the river Fleet under Blackfriars Bridge.

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

that painkillers article was brilliantly researched and terribly written. I like the fact that the neurofen pack guy had also done B&H fags and applied the priciples he'd used there on the neurofen.

Ed (dali), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

My favourite illusion is the Shepherd Tone, a mix of rising sine waves which if done correctly should sound like a noise that just keeps on getting higher and higher in pitch for as long as you want to listen.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

yes Kate, I read that article. I always find it very sad to read abt ppl who have invented products that have made millions but who do not get to profit from the invention themselves. Unlike Ed, I thought it was a well written article- it raised so many important points...the fact that a medicine can be used for decades (long after it has undergone clinical trials and been declared safe) without anyone knowing how it actually works, the fact that modern lifestyles and the need for instant relief has led to ppl taking painkillers *in anticipation* of a headache ect ect. So much, in fact, that it deserves a thread in itself.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

its not a question of artists working in advertising, the best shows ive seen in the last couple of months have been design shows and not art shows, its a question of patronage, i see all the hype that goes into the saachi stuff as another ad campaign.

considering that we live in an obsessivly designed world, where we fetishize what looks pretty over what means something, and in art history where artifice has trumped content, it makes sense that medici would be in marketing.

these are not moral judgements.

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

also link to the pain article ?

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 April 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark will you please start that other thread? Cause I've used up my daily thread quota.

Shepherd Tone? That sounds very interesting, will have to ask HSA about it. My favourite one is this tone which he generates with an oscillator bank which is actually several distinct sine waves, which, when viewed on an oscilloscope, produce the illusion that it is a twisting and constantly rotating strand of DNA. It is way cool.

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate, I'd love to - unfortunately, I've used up mine too!

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 28 April 2003 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,3605,942477,00.html

Can we talk about Fourier Transforms. The most interesting thing in maths. They allow conversion between the time an frequency domains in sound.

Ed (dali), Monday, 28 April 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit... Ed? Or should we break the rules, man, cause everyone else does?

HSA and I were discussing overlaps between graffiti, "guerilla advertisement" campaigns and art. Because walking through Shoreditch, we kept seeing all these really cool Banksy murals on everything. (I think HSA just has a sneaking thing for Banksy because they are always being confused, due to sharing a surname.) There would be a Banksy mural, then one of those annoying 118-118 things, and flyposters for weird Shoreditch art/music nights, all mixed together. Where does advertising end and art begin?

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

NB: I like Banksy. I really dislike the silly 118-118 ads, possibly because I don't watch enough television to understand the rest of the campaign.

It's really odd to see these multi-media campaigns with these guerilla flyposter bits that are supposed to only make sense if you've seen the television ad, but then you never see the television bit. There were these posters of vegetables and emotions, which I didn't understand at all!

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, I hate to break it to you, but "Bob and Roberta" (actually my friend Patrick) is the son of a past director of Chelsea College of Art.

Also I know at least two artists who will not sell to Saatchi having done so in the past (both nominated for Turners, one won).

suzy (suzy), Monday, 28 April 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i am very disappointed that the "tony blair, reg kray has served 30 years?" graffiti on the old rail bridge off kingsland road has been done over, ed and suzy said it was some kind of artist that did it, but the original graffiti was poignant and iconic. i wish it was still there

luckily i took pic

http://www.norfolkwindmills.com/images/52.jpg

gareth (gareth), Monday, 28 April 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah EINE covered it up, he ought to know better.

Ed (dali), Monday, 28 April 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i know that Bob and Roberta Smith were one person and they were someone famous, does that make their work less or more navel gazing ?
(i dont know, maybe im naive but their whole i promise never to make art again postcards seemed really subversive, and even their play ground nastiness doesnt seem to be as masochistic as emin and company)

now, do i get the saachi gossip ?


anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 April 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I love that bit of the canal. V. disappointed that they've covered that over.

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

that is sad, i loved that photo.

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 April 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

More about taking sides: Optical illusions vs. Auditory illusions, please! We've not discussed this enough.

The optical illusion with the spiral-that-is-not-really-a-spiral but actually a series of concentric circles is my favourite. There was one on a Spectrum album cover (I think?) but I can't remember the exact name of it.

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah yes, this one!!!

http://www.pages2send.com/spirals2.gif

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

What Is Your Favourite Optical or Auditory Illusion?

I always like that one with the steps that keep going up forever.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 28 April 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I was trying to persuade Vicky the other day to take me down to the basement of the Post Office building at Mount Pleasant, as the Fleet runs under it and apparently you can see/hear it! I'm not sure why I find that so exciting, though I suspect Ackroyd's "London" has something to do with it.

I'm intending to do the Fleet River walk at some point soon, if my Amazon package ever arrives.

I live between Beverley Brook and the Wandle, two of the Thames tributaries still open to the elements. They don't have the history of the Fleet, of course, but I still get some kind of slightly magical feeling when I'm near them.

Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 28 April 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Talking of under mount pleasant. I want to see the Mail Rail before they close it.

Ed (dali), Monday, 28 April 2003 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Carlos has pictures of the architecture project he did using Mail Rail which involved a full dinner service on the platform at Mount Pleasant.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 28 April 2003 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, it's official.

ILE really has gone downhill. I posted a whole selection of topics for which Old ILE would have gone mad for, and the thread Petered out at about 30-odd posts.

Not as good as it used to be, etc. etc. etc.

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www-bcs.mit.edu/people/adelson/images/checkershadow

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www-bcs.mit.edu/people/adels...w_illusion.html

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

daîm
so is this

http://www.hedonist-materialism.com/images/illusion.jpg

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just about to mention the shadowed-chessboard illusion that Sebastien just posted. It's definitely my favourite, because my eyes can't see the "true" shades at all.

(I have trouble seeing some optical illusions because my left eye is much weaker than my right one. I could never see any Magic Eye pictures at all.)

I, also, would love to see Mail Rail before it shuts down. I'll have to make a note never to miss Hudson Hawk if it's shown on the telly.

caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

fav. auditory illusion? stuck on this...
fav. optical illusion?
there is one where you stare at an american flag on a piece of paper
except the flag is purple and green or something, then you remove the flag and stare at a blank sheet of paper and the red white and blue flag "appears"

kephm, Monday, 28 April 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you've done pretty well, Kate. Maybe each would be easier to follow, and would elicit more comments, if they were individual threads. I'll certainly start one about London's minor rivers, if you like. But I fear it might be the least popular of the suggestions :/

Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

You've done very well, Kate! But I was asleep when this thread started and all the intelligent comments have been used. I could make random monkey noises, though.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 April 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Erm, I'm not sure about monkey noises. ;-)

But there are loads more comments that could be made...

Though for some reason I thought there was already a thread about the River Fleet, and it turns out that there isn't. That's odd.

The best thing about low tides is you can get out on the banks of the Thames and search through all the weird flotsam and jetsam (what is the difference between flotsam and jetsam - does anyone know?). I have a new collection now, of animal teeth that I've found on the banks of the Thames. Some of them are FREAKING HUGE so they must belong to cows or something.

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice! The picture of me on my blog (which I may well have posted to ILX in a previous life) is of me holding up a bone I found on the banks of the Thames just by the Cutty Sark pub in Greenwich. I love getting down there - I always hope I'll find something miraculous, or scary, but even if I don't, it's a lovely, cosy feeling to be near the water.

I too thought there was a Fleet thread. Perhaps there ought to be.

Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 28 April 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

There have been lots of conversations about the river Fleet. In fact, I remember urgently and drunkenly buttonholing Mark S at the Free Jazz Picnic In The Sky to discuss the path of the River Fleet!

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Behold the River Fleet in all its glory!!!

http://www.cityoflondon.gov.uk/leisure_heritage/libraries_archives_museums_galleries/guildhall_art_gallery/images/paintings/fleet_river.jpg

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes Mark, you've definitely posted that pic to ILE in the past

The difference between flotsam and jetsam, I *think*, is that one is stuff that ends up in the sea by accident and the other is stuff that's deliberately thrown overboard. I have no idea which is which, though.

caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 28 April 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

A page about the river Fleet with some very badly scanned maps that you can sadly barely read:

http://pvdl.best.vwh.net/fleet5.html

http://pvdl.best.vwh.net/oldh1.jpg

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

However, the accompanying article contains some shocking errors. Such as mixing up Dick Turpin and Jack Shepherd.

kate, Monday, 28 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I went to the new Saatchi gallery this week. I guess they are going out of fashion, though I know next to nothing about contemporary art, but also some of the work is starting to look physically old. I love the shark, but it's fraying a bit. The weird thing about going there is how familiar it all is, and how it does feel like a snapshot of the recent past, like some cheap compilation of the best dance hits of 1998 or something.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 28 April 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)


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