We need ILX beefcake

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In the interest of gender equality an' all, and incentive for Dang to finally hit the gym.

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

naturellement
http://www.thetmanshow.com/ttms/images/bikini/3.jpg

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Time to lock the thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned appears less than excited about the prospect of his face being pasted on top of a series of severely homoerotic photographs.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he's saying it's perfect as it is.

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just content as I am, dear Tom.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Even though Homer has now publically stated that "Ned" is a stupid name?

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I heard about that. Reason 134313431 why I'm actually pretty glad I don't watch TV anymore. ;-)

― 426Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

someone dig up that picture of me in my underpants

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, the one with the monkey disposable plate will have to do.

― Saskia, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/boyz.jpg

tres rowr!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

At the July 4 NYC FAP I expect a veritable butcher's shop of ILE beefcake. Men: get ready.
;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I gotta get to the gym, then.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

j.lu they're all totally hot.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

except me

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

but your shirts make up for it, Matos.

(kidding, c'mon dude you're not a bad lookin' dude.)

― hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

dude!

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

must resist temptation to post moums picture, must resist.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

why resist. his penis is large and prideful and resembles mountins

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

There are things in this world that I would rather not think about. That is one of them.

― kate, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, how did Shakira lyrics come into this?

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Do people confuse it with the mountains?

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

His breasts are small and humble though.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

im not only a client...im the player president.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, can we go back to talking about Michaelangelo's shirts?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bearcastle.com/jeffandisaac/us/iphotos/images/risaac05.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'know, wherever/whenever that first pic was taken, there was prob'ly a room full of frightened crying children. "WHAT'S DADDY DOING!?!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"Who's ready for Cancun baby!!!!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we talk about the strange case of Matos's missing beard?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

We need a theme for the July FAP.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I *did* post a photo of myself in a bathing suit, but I probably don't qualify as beefcake (which is fine with me...).

― Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.northhaven-fair.com/images/beefcake2.gif

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I do hope he's going to take those shears to that mullet.

Matos: In Boston you struck me as plenty fine. What I mean is that the men of ILX should be prepared to be the objects of the female gaze.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I can think of at least 4 posters who should post beefcake pictures of themselves RIGHT NOW for my amusement.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, Calum, Geir and Sterling?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for that image, Ned.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Leave the door ajar and I will stumble through it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

All the beefcake anyone needs lives in Worcester, Mass. His name is Chris.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that loverman Chris needs to post that sensitive thug pic of himself again. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Tupac Style.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been criminally ignorant of my beefcake aspirations lately. The trick is to finding a gym around here that doesn't completely suck.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/guesswho.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't...breathe...tooo...much...funny...

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

is that Ned?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. My. GAWD. Crudders DELIVAHS!!!!

I would post a beefcake pic of me for Ally, but unfortunately the closest thing to "beefcake" one could describe my physique as would be "veggie burger".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon, nick, don't hold out on us!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

You just want my body......

for photoshopping purposes.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You realise of course if someone grafts Ned's head on to Momu's body, the world will surely end.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

For sale one stirring stick, hardly used.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, we want to ~~photoshop bears into your lusty situations~~see you in sexy poses!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You realise of course if someone grafts Ned's head on to Momu's body, the world will surely end.

*whistles idly*

The above photo of me is actually accurate aside from the lack of tassels and sequins.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Some more ideas, Momus, vs glowsticks cat, momus vs cat tank, momus vs gozilla.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I just laughed and spat water at my computer. I hope you're happy.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

We aim to please.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

More Beefcake!
Gimme a B!
Gimme a E
Gimme a E!
Gimme a F!
(and so on)

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I gots all the beef(cake) you ladies can handle.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2000/WORLD/europe/UK/10/26/bse.science/story.supermarket.beef.jpg + http://www.persnickety.net/images/Faux%20Dining/Strawberry%20Cake.jpg = http://www.gaithergraphix.com/record_covers/beefcake.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY GOD WHY?

― buttch (Oops), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that cake made of flowers???

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that Ally finds the cake more disturbing than the Dangerous-Yet-Fey Head That Ate Rhode Island.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think this may cross some line here:
http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/wtf-s.jpg
Click on it for the full-sized version.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Grope my gristly grizzly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

*instantly blinded*

― buttch (Oops), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I just broke something in my head laughing at that.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT'S IT, I'M COMING TO TORONTO RIGHT NOW AND KIDNAPPING SEAN TO NYC. Oh my god. That's the most frightening thing I've ever seen.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

but have you seen the original?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

That's great, Sean!!!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Point, Ed.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, i couldn't resist

http://home.earthlink.net/~rjameshudson/ned.jpg

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

ARRGH

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ken Russell's Swan Lake on a budget.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

it's the smile that does it, oh god

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sean, make me sorry that I mailed you that copy of Stairway to Hell, why don't you?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my gawd im dying sean/ron!!!

― Vic, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i was out of breath for sevral minutes hahaing these really are the ultimate photoshopped pics evah!

― Vic, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks to Momus for offering up his body to such a good cause!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I would ask "What's holding up that swan????" but someone would answer me in graphic, unflinching detail I have too much work to do to waste time sucking my thumb ans whimpering while curled up in a ball under my desk.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

sucking my thumb ans

For one terrible moment I feared you had left a 'u' out of the final word.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Fear Nemus!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, at least Momus, albeit indirectly, has actually followed through with Jess's challenge...

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 1 May 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.artandlies.com/images/momusflower.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 1 May 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

cripes almighty

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 1 May 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd have taken up that challenge, had I hated everyone here.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 1 May 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

MOMUS PHOTOSHOP IS GOING TOO FAR!!!!!!! Though I am laughing my face off.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 1 May 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I was fooled by the Momus/Ned pic up there for a tiny second. I think I had a dream about a naked Momus last night. Perhaps I won't visit this thread again.

― Sean (Sean), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to suggest you change the flower from purple to brown but then I realized it was perfectly fine as it was.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

this is simply the greatest thread ever

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Thursday, 1 May 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

wow I don't remember what any of these pictures were.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 22 September 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

This was mine:
http://www.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/wtf.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

(you're welcome)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

the goggles, they... well, you know.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

the goggles, they add to the effect

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

You're right, they do. I like the little spades, too.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Was this the first of many threads on which I appeared scantily clad?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

Doesn't look like it.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

You're right. "Cripes almighty" sounds like I posted something frightening. Then again, I was heavier then.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

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