feed a celebrity into the meat grinder

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As previously stated elsewhere on ILE, I would like to hear Lulu's "WE-E-E-E-E-E-E-ELL" drowned out by the meat grinder's roar

Which sleb would you feed into the meat grinder, and why?

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Courtney Love....and do you really need an explanation?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The fact that she's a talent vortex and rent-a-quote gobshite?

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicky Campbell, please, for being one of the vainest bullies in British Broadcasting (as I saw him excellently described somewhere). Such an arrogant cockfarmer. Playing devil's advocate is all very well, but he does it to the extent that just makes him look foolish. For example, if chairing a debate on abortion, Nicky would say to the pro-choicer "You're advocating TAKING LIVES, doesn't this make you like HITLER?!?!?!"

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Sophie Ellis-Bextor!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Do elaborate, smee...

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

She has big ears and she says daaance like Chris De Burgh.

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

hah. wonderful

come on folks - summon your hatred

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Avril Lavigne.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I dislike most of them, but it's not at meat grinder levels. Even Julia Roberts, who is positively satanic, just merits getting jujubees thrown at her.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

What is a jujubee?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

am i allowed to have Donald Rumsfeld?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

the guy that was involved in watergate? go ahead.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

damn Courtney's already in, back to the grinding board.

― james (james), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

In any other thread feeing women into meat grinders would be misogynistic.

― Calum, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

is Courtney a Woman? did anyone tell her?

― james (james), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

calum is not a celebrity, but.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

calum when i read the title i thought it was one of yours!

― pete b. (pete b.), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I would have bet everything I own on that happening.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd enthusiastically wind the mechanism to grind Richard Littlejohn into fine fish food.

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, I like your thinking - don't forget Garry Bushell either

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd try and feed RGB into one but his huge quiff would save his life and knacker the machine in the process. Hope you only use moose that's not tested on animals dude!

― Calum, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Thom yorke pasty anyone?

Ainsley Harriott roll?

roy keane slice?

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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