Help I'm a Sleb Get Me Out Of Here AGANE

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SO WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR!

Mentality Towers is currently confused due to being unable to tell the difference between Daniella Westbrook and Toyah Wilcox. John Fashnu was a big gurl in his food challenge, but at least he managed to get a few meals for them out of it. And he was lucky he was wearing a tight legged pant, as opposed to a rather loose pair of boxers eh?

I am rather confused as to who this "Philip Turnbull" chap may be. Everybody knows there are only two famous cricketers and they are:

1. Ian Botham
2. David Gower

adding another one into the mix will just lead to confusion.

JUNGLE FEVER!

(NB I do not expect Momus will enjoy this thread so treat it as a Currie-safe-haven).

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually Philip Turnbull is playing up the geezer thing big stylee - will he be this years Darren Day after a snog with Catalina The Unheard Of Model?

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh ooh I didn't watch last night. what a shame they couldn't get Eggwina to go on it :-(

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I wasn't gonna watch it but I heard a wee snippet on the radio this morning and I think I may tune in now....

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, its Phil TUFFNELL btw

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I once dreamt Daniella Westbrook was a raging speedball freak and needed saving for the sake of her child. This was shortly before her septum fell out. And I was in a jungle when I dreamt it, so her then.
Wait, no, Leave them all there - do not vote! do not watch!

― Simeon (Simeon), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Dedication's what you need!
http://www.squealnewspig.com/img/sam.jpg

― Simeon (Simeon), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel really sorry for all those insects, I thought it was really cruel that they mixed them all up like that. The shrimps couldn't have survived out of water.

I want Phil Tufnell to win.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, they can survive out of water for a short while as long as they don't dry up. It was a pretty nasty thing to do, though.

I worry that I derive entertainment from such nonsense, you know! It's not the same without Tony Blackburn, anyway...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope Tuffers wins too, the cat is a star

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

damn right

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

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