Can we not have a football pic thread, or anything to do with football ever, because it totally sucks offal from dead monkeys?

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Or not. Maybe it's just me.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

what a nice thread

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hairlessape.net/extras/coloringbook/brain-dead-monkey.gif

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you, Dan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh god. I've done something really terrible. These spasms of mine are a real nuisance sometimes.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

no offal tho :(

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Really... is there such a thing as having too much sex? If so, who has had this problem lately?

― orange, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I just deleted my answer to that.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football. And so on"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

There's definitely such a thing.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That was my answer, only I had an anecdote.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

*looks down from storybook whilst sat in fron of roaring fire* and so, children, that was how yet another thread on ILE went a bit tits up.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Tune in next week, when Jess ACTUALLY EXPLODES.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

From too much sex?

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

not just too much sex, too much BUTTSEX

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

note: there may not be such a thing as too much buttsex

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no anecdote to confirm or deny.

Wait ..

No, I don't.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

*looks up from storybook and pushes glasses up nose, still in front of said roaring fire* and so ILE continued it's merry way, some were happy, some were sad, some were in that odd indeterminate state wherein they want people to tell them what they currently are, but most were fixated on the amount of buttsex that Jess may, or may not be getting.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Apart from Ned, who was washing his hair.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

And couldn't give a fig for Jess's buttsex activities.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Meanwhile...on the other side of town....

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.johnsonnursery.com/images/FIGS.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

And couldn't give a fig for Jess's buttsex activities.

I'm just not going to do it. It's a job for Dan.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

gareth's head hovered over Los Angeles, dodging death rays from a giant cat

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

honestly, you couldn't make this shit up

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Football is gay. The pent up male bonding that is released through the game is slightly worrying.

― Calum, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

And can't we all agree that football uniforms are ridiculous? SHoulder pads are not hip!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but the Ass Display Quotient on US football uniforms makes them well worth keeping. (UK footballers, however, could really work on their ADQ)

― kate, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

But most football players have these huge necks that make hot asses irrelevant.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I am able to objectify asses quite separately from the rest of the person. As evidenced by my bizarre attraction to Julian Casablancas!

― kate, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

No football?

DEAD monkeys?

Offal?

This is the ultimate anti-me thread!!!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I am able to objectify asses quite separately from the rest of the person.

What a gift!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I am proud of my small talents. ;-)

― kate, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I was talking about UK football = soccer. But you can include US football if you like. :-)

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ChristineSH - I'm sure in real life you are a very nice person. But the scenarios depicted in your thread are truly horrible for me to contemplate.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

But soccer players are hottt!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

soccer is hottttt!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Apart from Ned, who was washing his hair.

A long and complicated task, I assure you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What shampoo do you use/recommend, Nedilocks?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I use Head and Shoulders. Because I'm worth it. I need a hair cut badly.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No I don't have dandruff- that's the point!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

David Beckham's sexiness is seriously overrated. I said it before: it's okay for a guy to be stupid as long as he doesn't *seem* stupid!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Extreme stupidity exarcerbates a man's prettiness.

And vice versa.

Whether that makes him more *attractive* or not is another question for debate...

― kate, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, yeah, he is *very* pretty. If he was three inches shorter and had darker hair, he and Posh could be twins.

I wouldn't mind washing his hair and tucking him up in bed. But he doesn't inspire anything passionate.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you really think there's too much football on ILE, Christine? It's only a few random threads...

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

What shampoo do you use/recommend, Nedilocks?

Believe it or not, Trader Joe's shampoo and conditioner are the bee's knees.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm... you see, any football is too much football! Irrational prejudice on my part, expressed as 'humorous' thread title. Hm. Yes.

Anyway, team sports suck. They're miniature wars, really. Destroy them all. One-on-one sports are much more heroic and sexy, really.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you like gladiators, Christine?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Gladiators as in the real thing or the cheesy TV show?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The real thing!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never seen one! :-)

And I didn't even see that Russell Crowe movie, either.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Christine, you + football = me + kittens. Grr!

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, the poor little kittens...

I do prefer dogs, though.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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