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why has this not been covered before?

my own favorite is The Man With The Twisted Lip.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dying Detective!!

SH totally humiliates and bullies Watson throughout! eg sends him on an errand then sneers at the results, doesn't let him in on the pretence re his fatal illness bcz he says he's such a crap actor, then finally, when the villain arrives to gloat, her makes watson crouch down hidden squished behind the bedhead, and when he's unamsked the villain and hands him over to the police, he forgets watson's even there

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

The Hound of the Baskervilles. You just can't beat stories with ghost hounds from hell.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Even though it ISN'T!

(It's the one I've reread the most as well. I admit I'd rather watch the Jeremy Brett adaptations more these days.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Great! A Sherlock Holmes thread!

My favourite is Hound too. Although I like 'em all.

Did anyone see the new Hound adaptation a few months ago? The one with Richard Roxburgh? They passed over Richard E. Grant because, the producers said, he was 'too obvious'... they had him playing Stapleton instead. MADNESS! R.E. Grant would be the BEST HOLMES EVER. Period. *sigh*

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, yes he would. Especially if they highlighted the cocaine addiction. It would be like Withnail and I meets Zero Effect.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

RE Grant would just have been annoying. anyway, Jeremy Brett is the best ever Holmes. I gather he went mad before he died and and started thinking he was Sherlock Holmes.

A Study In Scarlet is a great story too. And Rener speaks very highly of The Valley Of Fear.

The Wordworth Classics editions of the SH stories are, eh, classic. some of the pages feature original advertisements from The Strand magazine, including that for The Strand War Game (recommended by "A Colonel").

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i only read the long ones at school, never since

i love all the coy stuff abt cases he's solved for the govt or the crowned heads of europe

"the world is not ready for the abominable tale of the giant rat of sumatra"

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Richard E. Grant is a God. I thought everyone knew this.

The Jeremy Brett ones were well made, but they didn't click for me. Nowhere near on par with the Poirot stuff, for instance. Basil Rathbone was a better Holmes -- almost perfect, really -- but unfortunately saddled with a rubbish Watson (Nigel Bruce) and abysmal scripts.

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

like mark s, i love all the allusions to The Sherlock Holmes Stories For Which The World Is Not Yet Ready. fave one evah:

"I deprecate, however, in the strongest way the attempts which have been made lately to get at and to destroy these papers. The source of these outrages is known, and if they are repeated I have Mr. Holmes's authority for saying that the whole story concerning the politician, the lighthouse, and the trained cormorant will be given to the public. There is at least one reader who will understand."

--Watson, in The Adventure of the Veiled Lodger

i would love to know what that story was all about.

rener (rener), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

conan doyle wrote two pamphlets and a book explaining why this picture was in no way faked:

http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/fairies/fairies.jpg

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

So? That proves he was a great fiction writer! :-)

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

That is a real picture. I used to dance with pixies meself, when I was but a wee one. Elves, too. And don't forget the fawns. The fawns like it when you get naked and run through grassy meadows. Perverts.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anyone read the Brigadier Gerard stories? They're quite amusing, really.

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i really like some of his horror stories

haha he also wrote a story abt a murderer being electrocuted, and the american city in question wanted it to be the biggest event ever, so they used 100 x the usual current, and when this went through the prisoner he gave a great yell and all his hair sprang out and he burst all the straps holding him in place on the chair — but he was totally ok, except when the doctor examined him, he said, he's 54 but he has the body and physique now of an 18 yr old and will live for another 80 years at least

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

oh spit. i am reading a collection of sherlock holmes stories for my literary criticism class right now. i actually just finished a paper on "The Speckled Band," which Doyle called his favorite of the Holmes' stories. its freggin radical. it, at face value, is a horrid example of the logicial Holmes, but basically, what my paper is on, is the crime the narrative commits. i am about to spout off my paper, so i'll stop here.

Brock K. (Brock K.), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That picture is Starry Sarah in Preston Winter Gardens, aged thirteen and three quarters (there is a book length version of this sentence, and the DVD features two theatrical trailers).

My favourite film is the one with the spooky Argie gaucho dudes throwing their baubley things at statues.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

people are always going on about The Speckled Band. because it is G*R*A*T*E.

actually, looking at a Sherlock Holmes collection reminds me that my actual favourite SH story is "The Adventure of the Yellow Face".

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember reading one story as a kid where the solution rested on SH tossing the perp something and saying, "Ha, you caught that with your left hand! You told me you were right handed but you are left handed just like the murder/theif/whatevah!" (<---- not actual dialog) I was thinking "B-b-b-but I'm left handed, and I learned to catch things right handed. It all could have been a mistake!"

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i think not all the forensic science stands up to cold analysis

haha i got into a long discussion w.dr vick abt whether you could "prove" that holmes (and/or conan doyle) wz jack the ripper based on clues/coded admissions in the text

reason SH has legs = the detective IS the monster (cf also CSI)

what happens to watson's wife?

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 1 May 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I like The Red-Headed League.

Is the Speckled Band the one about the P*** *dd** ?

Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 1 May 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Holmes: "It wz P.Diddy all along!"
Watson: "Astounding!"

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 1 May 2003 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew that was coming.

Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 1 May 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Lestrade: "How absurdly simple! I knew it all along!!"
Holmes: "Grrr!"

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 1 May 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's not forget that he also wrote THE LOST WORLD, the first grown-up's book (?) I ever got out of the library. I had to special order it and the librarian kindly lectured me (or rather the adult I was with) that it would be "way over my head" and I shouldn't bother really. Ever since then I've refused to consult librarians about ANYTHING.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 1 May 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i love professor challenger: HE'S SUCH A BASTARD!

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 1 May 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.monstrula.de/filme/lostworld1925/still5.jpg

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 1 May 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I was always amazed by the bit in one of the stories where Holmes says he doesn't know that the earth revolves around the sun and doesn't WANT TO KNOW because he has more important stuff to fill his brain with.

What are the clues that SH = the Ripper?

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 1 May 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i. master of disguise
ii. hates women
iii. murders stop when watson moves in

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 1 May 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The trouble is, ACD fucked up his chronology so often (see, your teacher told you to ALWAYS KEEP NOTES) that telling things like when Watson moved in and how many times he was married are doomed to be mere speculation.

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 1 May 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the one where he's sitting around his pad, and then these two chicks come in and take off their clothes and he starts...oh wait a minute, that's a JOHN Holmes story. My bad!

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"To Sherlock Holmes, she is always _the_ Woman"

John Holmes too, presumably.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 2 May 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...
I read them all when I was a teenager. I keep meaning to again. I think they would be comforting.

I revived this thread to point to this sad story

"Mr Lancelyn Green was found in his bed, surrounded by cuddly toys and a bottle, after a wooden spoon was used to tighten the shoelace around his neck."

Poor guy.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

That is sad.

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree: they would be comforting.

the beebfox, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark S was on tremendous form on this thread, I'm glad N brought it back to life (we are in death, etc.)

I only read Hound for the first time earlier this year. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it, and was impressed by how Doyle used some quite experimental forms of storytelling to help sustain the narrative's incredible speed of movement/action/event. I found it comforting too, because so many of the classic Holmesian signifiers - the pipe, the cocaine, the arrogance, Dr. Watson, Insp. Lestrade etc. etc. - come directly from the book, and so even if you haven't read ACD before, the whole millieu is already familiar and unthreatening (I think I knew already that it wasn't REALLY a hell hound on Sherlock's trail...)

Best movie: 'Murder by Decree', w/ Christopher Plummer and James Mason as H+W, investigating masonry-inspired ripper murders. Directed by Bob Clark of 'Porkys' and 'Deranged' fame. I also like 'Without A Clue', where Holmes (Michael Caine) is a drunken actor and Watson (Ben Kingsley) is the real sleuthing genius. V. corny, but charming too.

Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been reading these recently. You can still get the Orange and white retro penguin editions.

Holmes is such an unlikeable character. I noticed a real flaw in Study in Scarlet too - the baddies know the address in Baker Street after Holmes' advertsment. So why does the 'cabbie' not recognise it at the end?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeep, that story is...fucked up.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Revive, my dear Watson!

I just bought both volumes of the "Complete Sherlock Holmes" at B&N last night and read through my first ever Holmes story before going to bed (after years of digging the Jeremy Brett TV series). How could I have passed this great shit up for so long?!?

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...
the worst holmes ever is on ctv RIGHT NOW!! all-canadian cast starring matt frewer aka MAX HEADROOM - haha whose idea was this??

jones (actual), Sunday, 22 May 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

"Best movie: 'Murder by Decree', w/ Christopher Plummer and James Mason"

OTM, amazing movie, essentially the same story as FROM HELL, but better, tho I'll have to watch 'em back to back sometime.

Jeremy Brett IS the character as written, but Basil Rathbone/Nigel Bruce are absolutely incomparable as a double act, somehow the more so the cheesier the movies got.

Soukesian, Sunday, 22 May 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

My favorite was always the one where he solved it because the woman accused the man in question of being a "David." The Second Stain? Also, the Jeremy Brett version of Man with the Twisted Lip is amazing.
Signs that Sherlock Holmes stories have corrupted your life no. 1:
The other day my friend called me to relate that our friend's pretentions fuckwit boyfriend was joining a gentleman's club in DC. She asked me what this reminded me of, and I immediately cried out "Mycroft Holmes!" to which she said, good, that was my first response too.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 23 May 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

How did PJ... know?!

Lucretia My Teleportation (Lucretia My Reflection), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...
Some great posts on this thread.

Revive because among my Xmas gifts were the DVD sets of the first two Jeremy Brett series (Adventures and Return), which wisely featured the best stories for the most part. For me seeing them again is inextricably bound up with watching them on American rebroadcast on PBS via Mystery! with Vincent Price introducing each one (and brilliantly at that, what a great gig for him).

The adaptations are slower than I remember them, not a criticism per se but dramatically as filmed they often take their time -- I think part of it had to be a certain sense that the appeal of the stories lies so obviously in their sense of nostalgia, though they weren't written as such. (And thus indeed my seeing these versions again after two decades has its own nostalgic appeal, etc.) So the camera wants to linger on the details, the appearance of the sitting room in 221B, the various tics and affectations Brett brought (so wonderfully) to the role.

I do like all the votes for the Speckled Band, but of the short stories...hm, what would I pick? I always have a soft spot for the League of Red-Headed Men...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 03:30 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone checkrf out the The New Annotated Sherlock Holmes: The Complete Short Stories?? (Les Klinger). It picks up where Bering-Gould left off about 50 years ago. Very cool and worth a look if you're a SH or SirCD fan.

Wiggy (Wiggy), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:33 (twenty years ago)

did anyone ever read that new yorker article about the murdered holmes scholar (the bbc story is linked to upthread). i always meant to but i never did!! is it online somewhere, anybody know?

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:41 (twenty years ago)

i read that article in the bookstore when it came out and forgot about it till now! very fascinating and weird. doesn't look like it's online tho.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:44 (twenty years ago)

think you might be able to recite it from memory? try!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:46 (twenty years ago)

so demanding!

gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:49 (twenty years ago)

i just asked him to try! i didn't say he had to. try!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:50 (twenty years ago)

if he can't do the whole thing right away i'll totally understand!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:51 (twenty years ago)

haha s1ocki next time i'm at my university library (tomorrow or the next day prob) i'll look it up and see if i can find it for you, i'm pretty sure the new yorker is one of the magazines they keep on file. i wouldn't mind reading it again too.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:52 (twenty years ago)

you would be pretty awesome if you did!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:55 (twenty years ago)

"Mysterious Circumstances" is in the Otto Penzler-compiled Best Crime Writing 2005 anthology, and I just read that article TODAY!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 06:13 (twenty years ago)

I adore you crazy people.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

I just watched the Granada/Jeremy Brett series on DVD and I must admit that Brett was nothing near what I thought SH to be like, though I loved him and the series. He totally reminded me of Richard Grant, which is again nothing like I thought SH to be. JB looks so goth, dressed all in black, swanning about London. I am in the middle of reading The Valley of Fear and selected cases, and I also have at home The Original Illustrated Arthur Conan Doyle.

Mary (Mary), Monday, 16 January 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

The review of Arthur and George in the NYT Book Review is terrific, but I can't tell if it's because of Barnes or Rafferty. I have all my Christmas books to read first.

youn, Monday, 16 January 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) I love those first two Jeremy Brett Holmes series so much that it's hard for me to watch anyone else play the character without being disappointed. Same goes for Edward Hardwicke as Watson. The adaptations themselves are also remarkable, I think. Brett's borderline lunacy and campy flourishes are great fun. Christopher Plummer/James Mason in Murder By Decree also make a good Holmes/Watson.

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Monday, 16 January 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

I agree--the Rafferty review was great. Having read other reviews I think this may be more due to Raffery than Barnes--but I'm willing to give the book a lookover. For some reason, I thought yesterday's NYT Book Review was uniformly excellent.

Mary (Mary), Monday, 16 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Mary, you're probably right. I'm reading Veronica now, mostly because I liked a NYT review by a different author, but I'm underwhelmed by the book. I think Gaitskill is a good writer, but the book could have been more tightly written. I'm only halfway, though.

youn, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 00:32 (twenty years ago)

I love those first two Jeremy Brett Holmes series so much that it's hard for me to watch anyone else play the character without being disappointed. Same goes for Edward Hardwicke as Watson. The adaptations themselves are also remarkable, I think. Brett's borderline lunacy and campy flourishes are great fun.

Yes to all that. By focusing in on the character's own prelidiction for the dramatic, Brett captures a part of him that can't be fully sensed on the page except in side mention and description. Quite a feat.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 01:21 (twenty years ago)

nine years pass...

http://lareviewofbooks.org/review/on-looking-into-sherlock-holmes

j., Tuesday, 30 June 2015 18:19 (ten years ago)

personal favorites: anything where they go to a tyrannical patriarch's country house (speckled band, copper beeches). anything where holmes sides with the criminal (devil's foot). anything with lestrade (partic norwood builder: "you are aware no two fingerprints are alike?") prefer the novels where holmes doesn't ditch you a third in for 200 pages of reactionary pulp but i also like the ones where he does.

least favorites: the one where the professor is a monkey, the one where the murderer is a jellyfish, anything where someone tells holmes a story, gets some advice, leaves, and comes back the next day like hey i solved the mystery! (engineer's thumb), his last bow obv. (the holmes boys are such satisfied tools of empire. a hawk and a spider. watson, late of the shit, has some hidden decency.)

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 18:55 (ten years ago)

(hound > sign > holmes in valley > holmes in study > mormons > pinkertons.)

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 19:01 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

anything where holmes sides with the criminal (devil's foot).

while searching unsuccessfully in my complete for lol-material for the gawker thread i realized another one that fits here is charles augustus milverton.

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 19 July 2015 07:35 (ten years ago)

i forgot there was a pinkerton section in valley

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, 19 July 2015 07:48 (ten years ago)

the union miners are cartoonishly sadistic in it, beating scabs' wives to death etc. was bored-then-horrified by the section back in the day.

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 19 July 2015 08:29 (ten years ago)

woahh!! i totally do not remember this at all. do you think dashiell hammett had an opinion on it

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, 19 July 2015 08:48 (ten years ago)

mickey spillane might have

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 19 July 2015 09:15 (ten years ago)

the pinkerton has to take part see or he'll blow his cover. wrenching.

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 19 July 2015 09:25 (ten years ago)

six years pass...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerala_snakebite_murder

adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 21 November 2021 21:10 (four years ago)

one year passes...

Just learned that Satyajit Ray made a Sherlock knock off. Wrote stories and filmed on the back of it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feluda

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 April 2023 15:22 (two years ago)


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