Picture thread - Film posters that scream "I AM A DUD!"

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http://www.petting-zoo.org/Downloads/TestamentPoster.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry, anything with David Carradine gets a pass.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/33/56/30m.jpg

Did you even try?

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"godDAM yew people. It's Richard Dreyfuss!"

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007CVYR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg and http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302874874.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Space-racist!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I was gonna say, don't dis Leonard Part 6 cuz you'll really piss jess off.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

but i liked the second the half of Another Stakeout! when i didn't know the full extent of rosie o'donnell's wickedness and was 13!

― vic, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.edgeentertainment.sk.ca/Images/SummerOf%20The%20Monkeys.jpg

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Paltrow's, um, profile in that poster is enuf for me to want to see it.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Marcel Post! A munki movie - Oh! I MUST see that!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

which reminds me...

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004CSXT.02.LZZZZZZZ.gif

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

but gwynneth is a minger.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

please explain your slang, limey.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never seen it myself but for a long time I was obsessed with intoning the title in a mysterioso Eastern European spy accent: "Sssumm-err ov de Mun-kisss."

Try it, you might enjoy it as well.

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(dunston checks in has been used as visuals for dj events I've done some many times)

Minger is a general purpose jock/geordie term for someone who you don't find attractive.

It can be also used as a verb. As in

Gynneth Paltrow mings so mercilessely its a wonder she does get attacke by a winged Brian Blessed with a Queen soundtrack.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

She's hottt U R Gay.
(actually, I'm ambivalent towards here but check out the curves)

/ass man

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm annoyed I can't find the original promo poster for the Billy Crystal/Alan King smarmfest Memories of Me, but it was just horrid -- Crystal and Jo Beth Williams framing King, who is wearing a ridiculous lobster costume. All three are smiling at the camera and King has outstretched arms -- or rather, claws.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.spielberg-dreamworks.com/legendofbaggervance/graphics/Main.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

That forced quizzical look on Estevez's face in the very first pic is often seen, and is a pretty infallible (yeah, cue counter-examples) indicator of thorough dudness.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://dvdmg.com/whatdreamsmaycome.jpg
http://kak.net/filmer/j/joesomebody/joesomebody-s.jpg

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ciudadfutura.com/elcriticon/eyeswide.jpg

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I the proper cinema poster of that.

but not of this:

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/662_poster_thumb.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.films.qc.ca/affiches/qc/stardom1.jpg

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/140/039_AMERICAN_PSYCHO_2.jpg

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

See, the problem is that, yes Mila Kunis is hotter than Christian Bale (from a het. male pov). But at the same time, the movie didn't feature her flexing in a mirror while getting/fuckking. Now that I've said that I don't know why I did.

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Dunston Checks In actually screams "SEE ME JONES!! I AM YOUR FUTURE FAVORITE FILM"

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Just wait for the DVD cut, Jimmy.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Tim Allen's name alone is sufficient to suggest duddom, even without the feeble poster.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

That Wonder Boys poster is terrible!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.delos.fantascienza.com/delos57/img/christian/battlefield-earth.jpg
http://www.y2krunch.com/tankgirl/images/peepshow/gof/ld_cov1.jpg

Some, um, interesting pics come up when you google 'tank girl'

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

D'oh! Forgot to resize that. Sorry!

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. Alternative Soundtrack.

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

[I used my super-duper admin powers to fix the broken image.]

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/posterspun2.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jody, that "x" film looks great! Russian, is it?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll see that Eyes Wide Shut and raise a

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/meteor_3d/AfficheFilm/Film_fevrier/Vanilla%20Sky.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(admittedly mostly because of the title)

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(and the fact that it sucked shit)

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

also:

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0211/06/ddpostth.jpg

and

http://www.empiremovies.com/images/posters/theaffairofthenecklace.jpg

and (this could stand on its copy alone)

http://www.movieheadlines.net/ai/pics/ai-poster.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That middle one has a crap title.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the sequel to

http://www.stairwell.com/doc/images/empirerecords.jpg

naturally.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

polish poster versions of american movies

Perhaps Poland can redeem some of these.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

god those are great!

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Polish movie posters really are the greatest.

I love that this is a poster for The Witches of Eastwick:

http://www.poster.com.pl/erol/czarownice.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god SPACEBALLS:

http://www.poster.com.pl/inni/spaceballs.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

We should start an ILF thread on Polish poster art. It's slav-rific!

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.allposters.com/images/144/divine-secrets-of-the-ya-ya.jpg

poor rockford

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.theblumgroup.net/JSbluebird.jpg

(shudders)

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd just like to say that this film is literally one of my FAVORITE FILMS OF ALL TIME!......but the poster is crap!

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/48019.1020.A.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 1 May 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302761336.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 1 May 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

This really ought to have been the worldwide version of the poster for Tootsie:

http://www.poster.com.pl/walkuski/tootsie.jpg

This one is for Rosemary's Baby. I have no idea what the hell is going on here.

http://www.poster.com.pl/walkuski/rosemary.jpg

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Thursday, 1 May 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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RACIST

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I mean WEIGHTIST

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

http://movies.apple.com/moviesxml/s/magnolia/posters/theworldsfastestindian_l200511171433.jpg

― Yawn (Wintermute), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

hahahahaha "based on one hell of a true story"

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_g/ghost_ship.jpg

― Occam's Reznor (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

and yet, the first five minutes of ghost ship are fucking brilliant.

also:

http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/Run%20Ronnie%20Run!.jpg

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/just_friends.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009F43W2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000VV5BM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Mugged Outside the Jabberjaw, 1993 (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

xpost

"Solidly maintains laughs" !

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

GETTY OR NOT HERE I COME

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.numetro.co.za/feature_content/images/MONSTER-IN-LAW%20A1+%20POSTER.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

http://avclub.com/content/files/images/ctotd_color.article.jpg

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

arghh that looks like a total shit-fest.

― sugarpants: sadness is for poor people! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

See, that last one should be redeemed by having Toni Collette in it, yet this is totally cancelled out by having "the writer and star of My Big Fat Greek Wedding" as the main selling point.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

for me, it's the two women shown. "Look how wild & zany this movie is!"

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009F43W2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Who authorized that????????????

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

judging from a radio ad i just heard, advertising your tv movie featuring a rustic Dr Quinn romance thing with the tagline:

"and directed by Michael Landon Jr"

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/What_Happens_in_Vegas/what_happens_in_vegas_movie_poster.jpg

― admrl, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

why is he bent double?

― banriquit, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

why is he pointing at her

― max, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

"me and her, in a movie! You know it makes sense!"

― admrl, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

Is that movie called what happens in VEGAS or Get Lucky, the poster doesn't really care if I know, does it?

― I know, right?, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

i'm not sure if it's meant to be an obscene gesture.

― banriquit, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

"hey, you, walking by--I FUCKED THIS CHICK"

― max, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

I wouldn't have even considered that it might be called Get Lucky.

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

lol xp

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/1997/posters/air_bud.jpg

― lou, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://jackasscritics.com/images/movies/stuck_on_you_01.jpg

― lou, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

i love that poster for impawards

― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

sparse yet telling

― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

why is he bent double?

He's trying to hide his funsize Mars Bar.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

impawards!

― admrl, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.diversityworking.com/generalDiversity/pride_poster.jpg

― admrl, Friday, 6 June 2008 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

"Cameron & Ashton"

― admrl, Friday, 6 June 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

I was gonna post the poster for "Theodore Rex", but then I saw I'd already done that in 2003. Seriously though, is there any other mainstream movie with a more ridiculous premise? I kinda want to see that flick, actually.

― Tuomas, Friday, 6 June 2008 07:51 (seventeen years ago)

Bernie Mac looks awesome.

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 6 June 2008 08:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Picking_up_the_pieces.jpg

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 6 June 2008 08:18 (seventeen years ago)

I've never heard of that movie, what an odd cast!

― Tuomas, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:06 (seventeen years ago)

Cheech's career has blossomed but what happened to poor old Chong?

― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:12 (seventeen years ago)

Wasn't he a regular in "That 70's Show"?

― Tuomas, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:16 (seventeen years ago)

Poor, poor Chong.

― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:17 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, apparently the dude's hit 70(!) this year, so maybe he's just retired?

― Tuomas, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

Pride: gay high diving movie?

― Neil S, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:26 (seventeen years ago)

i remember Chong making an appearance in that Nash Bridges cop show, also with Cheech.

― Ste, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:50 (seventeen years ago)

but that was a while ago, the last time i saw him

― Ste, Friday, 6 June 2008 09:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/2008/posters/mad_money.jpg

― Hurting 2, Friday, 6 June 2008 12:11 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, we know it's a classic.

― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 12:15 (seventeen years ago)

fourteen years pass...

A piece about a creator of many of these.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/sep/14/the-michelangelo-of-the-movie-poster-renato-casaro-picks-his-best-film-art

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 15:48 (three years ago)

haha Dunston Checks In actually screams "SEE ME JONES!! I AM YOUR FUTURE FAVORITE FILM"
― jones (actual), Wednesday, April 30, 2003 4:28 PM (nineteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm

― sloop johnnin' skater (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 14 September 2022 16:13 (three years ago)

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