Truly: Who's the hottest chick poster on this board?

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No lying allowed! Who is it?

― Bug Eye Bradley, Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.sharronmcclellan.com/images/fun_pictures/micro_peep.jpg

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.griffin.peachnet.edu/connector/summer2000/features/images/ibabychick.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

YOU, obviously

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hottest posted chick or hottest chick poster?

― Blind Bill, Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Calum, definitely,
He always posts the hot chicks.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://members.aol.com/chickclub/richpix.jpg

He belongs to the Jack Chick Club so that has to count for something, surely.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

159.71.152.2, please either troll us or don't but these multiple login names demean us all.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I dunno, do any girls here live in Phoenix? ba-dum-bum

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

hey, I used about 50 different login names my first two weeks here. It takes time to decide how you want to present yrself.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.rajuabju.com/literature/images/chick.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://fmfc.ezenet.com:8080/disco/jsp/images/wp/chic-1024x768.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fucking fuck, both Spencer and Fritz win easy. Time to lock the thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Horace, I'm so glad you settled on this identity instead of "teenage horndog." Wish I had done the same.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.video-hawaii.com/wildlife/free/tropic.chick.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

how COOL is that thing!?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://frail.org/street/images/sidepaz.gif

Can't a girl have any fun? Such a formal board! If I would've known so little would get your panties in such a twist I would not have bothered!

― 159.71.152.2, Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh the ironing

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah well now you know.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Haha! We're such a formal board that we post pictures of ducks at the drop of a hat.

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0140234004.02.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pleased to meet your acquaintance!

― 159.71.152.2, Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.gainesvillebandfamilytree.com/files/band/165/chick2.gif

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.filmposter-archiv.de/p_jpue/2002/hot_chick.jpg

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

We bothered to export that shit?

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan: w. t. f.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's what you get when you put "headless chick" into the Google image search.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think anyone saw it here. 'cept for those poor huddled preview audiences.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

(See also: Mike the Headless Chicken)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

oooohhhh, another movie to download.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3916/ashcroft_rejected.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

there must be a steinberger joke implied there...but what gets me are the SHOES.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.elvis-collectors.com/theultimatecollection4cd.jpg

I believe I am.

― El Fish, Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Damn, I actually wanted to know the answer to this question, but the Judgement of Paris is obviously something that can happen in the National Gallery but not on ILX.

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

(For why this might be, see (but do not revive) the Becks Futures thread and its discussion of 'the anxiety of verticality'.)

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well Momus, I actually just wanted to avoid war and ruin.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fine, fine: of all the women from ILX that I have met in real life,^* Felicity is by far the hottest.

^*I have only met one woman from ILX in real life.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

jess is pretty hott but she's got too much of a fucking mouth on her.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anybody remember Am I cool or not? People were judged and ranked rather harshly there. It was based on visual cues (Ned's hair.) Men and women alike were told quite brutally whether they made the grade or not. Including me (I didn't.) That's what sold ILX to me, actually.

'Am I cool or not. Because image matters.' That was Tom. He was making a provocative pop music point. Image matters in pop. You judge it not just for the music, but for whether people are hot or not. Dudes and chicks. Pop is also about judging, cruel as that may sometimes be. Judging is what kids do when they buy one record and not another.

What this 'troll' is asking is really no different from what Tom was asking back then.

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

people also sent their photos into aicon, momus

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

^*Not that Felicity isn't hott.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

there i go though, with that mouth of mine again

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Momus, that Helen of Troy miniseries was crap.

This is not a troll. The thing I was teasing the not-troll about was the part where not-troll pretended to have a conversation with himself under two separate names. That seemed disingenous so I teased but the thread question is no biggie.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

but felicity is right, this question is just kinda stoopid not offensive. as long as it stays on the right side of rape fantasies and stalking.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

you just made me realize that I actually had a stalking nightmare last night. It was unpleasant. The worst part of any nightmare is the not realizing you are dreaming.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

But are we saying that judgement has to lead to scary stuff like rape and stalking?

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

last night i had a nightmare about drowning in root beer

yes, momus that's exactly what we're saying, very good, give yourself a cookie and toodle off

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Eat a bag of me (plus one million dollar donation), Jess!

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I believe, Momus, that we're saying, to wit, what's the fucking point?!

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

P.S. Momus you are becoming a caricature of a self-caricature.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

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But le coq finds me genetically unfunny. :'''(

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 2 May 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I found it funny. You had to be there.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 2 May 2003 13:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

FYI he totally IS a dick today, but that's totally off topic.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 2 May 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I bet the males would be lining up to be judged according to their hotness

I'm there, Kate! First in line! The fully monty!

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 2 May 2003 14:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's obviously a competition between Sean, Alex, and Nick. BUT WHICH ONES?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 2 May 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Seanalicious
Nick in NYC
Alex Crudders

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 2 May 2003 14:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

We're all called Dick really.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 2 May 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Damn I'm obvious.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 2 May 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Duh. Hstencil. He is a PLAYAH!

I blame the hottest poster on the board!

― kate, Friday, 2 May 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Surely it's DJ Griz?

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

kate is confusing "disturbingly perverse" with "hottt" I see.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha! Proof that women are genetically incapable of being funny.

I found it funny. You had to be there.
-- felicity

... indeed, are the humors of men and women really that different that we find each other unfunny?

― 159.71.152.2, Friday, 2 May 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

All these posts and Truly has still not responded to the question

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's Lionel Ritchie, isn't it? He wrote "Truly".

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Besides all the other possible reasons for not wanting to answer a question like this, I think there are about twenty women on this board, just from the ones I've met or seen pics of, who would have every right, if I nominated one of them, to feel slighted. And the one I did mention would probably be creeped out or something. Anyway and more significantly, I've given a list of the women here I fancy already!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Surely it's DJ Griz?

No, it's Chickenbear.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

All these posts and Truly has still not responded to the question

Ha ha. I just got this.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't decide if the Chickenbear or DJ Griz is the hotttest bear poster.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do you think they're related?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

B3CKY LUC4S OF COURSE!

― Truly (nickalicious), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah! Cuz she does it up the ((!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow, you really leapt out of that "wholesome" pidgeonhole with flying colors there Sarah!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm just sayin' she's hottt is all. That's right. THREE Ts!

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

The chiXor standing in front of the NO WAR IN IRAQ wheat pasted posters is pretty hot.

― Roman (Roman), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

By the way, J0hn, can I say that the one thing

nabisco you've paid me such a nice compliment that I've waffled much of today over whether/how to respond but, really, thanks so much. I had written some more but there's no way of speaking to what you've said without sounding quite puffed-up so: just "thanks," what you said made me feel so good.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 2 May 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nabisco is right.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 2 May 2003 21:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, I'm entertained.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 2 May 2003 22:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...

zounds

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 21 May 2004 05:07 (twenty years ago) link

http://images.killermovies.com/h/thehotchick/poster.jpg

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 21 May 2004 12:43 (twenty years ago) link

Is that you?

(I'm guessing, I can't see most pics posted thesedays)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 21 May 2004 12:44 (twenty years ago) link

I kind of doubt that's sam for some reason.

The hottest chick poster on this board = stevie chick, obv.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 May 2004 12:47 (twenty years ago) link

If the question has to do with an ILX superlative then the answer is supposed to be Ned, isn't it?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 21 May 2004 12:57 (twenty years ago) link

no mark, i'm really not that naracssitic

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 21 May 2004 12:57 (twenty years ago) link

OH, that Ned/M0mus/bird pic. I had somehow forgotten it...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:03 (twenty years ago) link

dominique leone

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

ally c

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

jess

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

the fat bees

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:09 (twenty years ago) link

Tracy Hand.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

If the question has to do with an ILX superlative then the answer is supposed to be Ned, isn't it?

Aw. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

danielle perry, tho she's a little raunchy for my tastes

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

But that booty! Those flakes!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:29 (twenty years ago) link

Nedtisha!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago) link

Mrs Noodles?

― Mrs Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 22 May 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago) link

cutest ilx chick = Charlotte in NYC

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 22 May 2004 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

'Nedtisha!'

I believe s/he prefers Nedina

― de, Saturday, 22 May 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

rosemary OTM, lock thread, &c.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 May 2004 03:18 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...

I wonder whatever happened to the "goatlistener" on greenspun...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:19 (twenty years ago) link

YOU'RE ALL TOO BEAUTIFUL.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago) link

ten months pass...

Biggest thread letdown EVAH.

― Confounded (Confounded), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

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