My job is biting my ass

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My job is all over the glutes like a starving schnauzer violating a succulent pile of sausages.

That is all.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sorry, Dan. At least it is Friday?

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, and you are hopefully about free...unless they're making you work late tonight? In that case, they are extreme bastards.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Xtreme.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Xtra Crispy Xtreme Assgoblins.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Tsk. You know, Dan, some people would LOVE to have their ass worked. Ungrateful biotch.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.futuramaonline.net/html/bilder/bite_my_a.gif

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought you meant that your job description requires you to bite your ass. But alas.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 2 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, that rhymes.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 2 May 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought he meant that he had an animatronic doll of Job from the Bible who was placing its teeth onto his posterior.

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The only thing keeping me from staying late is a post-work gathering at a coworkers apartment. Otherwise, it would be YET ANOTHER 13+ hour day.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

:-( Then party hearty and all that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(At this point, I would accept a job where I had to bite my own ass in a heartbeat.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 May 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That's actually part of my job description, biting my own ass.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 2 May 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have the time; would somebody else take care of the photoshopping, thanks.
http://www.sonic.net/timd/wehavesigns/images/z888coppertone.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 2 May 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Which one is Dan?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 2 May 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

And which one is me? *already fears*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 May 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

does your job therefore = ass cobra

― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 2 May 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I heart Dan.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

My job has moved off of my ass ans has sunk its incisors deeply into my nutsack.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe your job is a carnivorous mohel who gets confused.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm losing my job.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The only thing worse than being at work at 10:50 PM is losing your job. (Oh, and having steak knives jammed in your crotch.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome to the club, hstencil. (that sucks, sorry to hear about it)

― buttch (Oops), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

:-(

― lyra (lyra), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Anybody in NYC know of any good jobs?

― hstencil, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sorry to hear that hstencil. even the temp agencies are firing their own receptionists, it's still pretty grim. have you tried pimping?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

My stable isn't large enough yet.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You could try some experimental horse pimping. I get ads about that in my mailbox.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm all into experimental microhorse right now. Y'know, like Shetland Sheep Ponies but weirder.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

People always gonna need weird versions of Shetland Sheep Ponies. You can't lose!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I am interested in said Shetland Sheep Ponies

― Mr. Ed Lover (Oops), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

check out this hotttt little number -

http://www.emporiumuk.com/products/images/Oakleaf/Oakleaf_product_pages/pony.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

now THAT is experimental microhorse!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It's somethin...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i think it's being shagged by experimentalist microkittens

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

no man those are macrokittens.

"I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No saddles, no stables, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P "

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Having completely savaged my nether regions, my job is now working its way up my small intestine into the depths of my body cavity.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 10 May 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Your job strikes me as a virulent form of ebola that enters through the bum.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 May 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(I was going to say "BINGO" but after that one Chris V post I think people would get the wrong idea)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 10 May 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, tangy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 May 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You can have all the tangy bum ebola you want, Ned. There's enough for everyone.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 10 May 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You've taken a beautiful thing and made it perverted.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 May 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do ain't pretty."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 May 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Now all Dan needs to do is get FUCKING HUGE SIDEBURNS

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 11 May 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

*snikt*

― Danverine (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 May 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

A Danverine sounds like a fruit.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 11 May 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Benverine's son

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 May 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch it, bub.

― Danverine (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

come to london H. derek bailey is playing in june. everything will be OK.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 11 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm all into experimental microhorse right now.

(SSSSSSSSSSSSH! The horse is "performing" right now)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/experimentalhorse.gif

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 May 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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