My job is biting my ass

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My job is all over the glutes like a starving schnauzer violating a succulent pile of sausages.

That is all.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sorry, Dan. At least it is Friday?

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, and you are hopefully about free...unless they're making you work late tonight? In that case, they are extreme bastards.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Xtreme.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Xtra Crispy Xtreme Assgoblins.

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Tsk. You know, Dan, some people would LOVE to have their ass worked. Ungrateful biotch.

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.futuramaonline.net/html/bilder/bite_my_a.gif

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought you meant that your job description requires you to bite your ass. But alas.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 2 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, that rhymes.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 2 May 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought he meant that he had an animatronic doll of Job from the Bible who was placing its teeth onto his posterior.

buttch (Oops), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The only thing keeping me from staying late is a post-work gathering at a coworkers apartment. Otherwise, it would be YET ANOTHER 13+ hour day.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

:-( Then party hearty and all that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(At this point, I would accept a job where I had to bite my own ass in a heartbeat.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 May 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That's actually part of my job description, biting my own ass.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 2 May 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have the time; would somebody else take care of the photoshopping, thanks.
http://www.sonic.net/timd/wehavesigns/images/z888coppertone.jpg

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 2 May 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Which one is Dan?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 2 May 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

And which one is me? *already fears*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 May 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

does your job therefore = ass cobra

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 2 May 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I heart Dan.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

My job has moved off of my ass ans has sunk its incisors deeply into my nutsack.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe your job is a carnivorous mohel who gets confused.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm losing my job.

hstencil, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The only thing worse than being at work at 10:50 PM is losing your job. (Oh, and having steak knives jammed in your crotch.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome to the club, hstencil. (that sucks, sorry to hear about it)

buttch (Oops), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

:-(

lyra (lyra), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Anybody in NYC know of any good jobs?

hstencil, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sorry to hear that hstencil. even the temp agencies are firing their own receptionists, it's still pretty grim. have you tried pimping?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

My stable isn't large enough yet.

hstencil, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You could try some experimental horse pimping. I get ads about that in my mailbox.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm all into experimental microhorse right now. Y'know, like Shetland Sheep Ponies but weirder.

hstencil, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

People always gonna need weird versions of Shetland Sheep Ponies. You can't lose!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I am interested in said Shetland Sheep Ponies

Mr. Ed Lover (Oops), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

check out this hotttt little number -

http://www.emporiumuk.com/products/images/Oakleaf/Oakleaf_product_pages/pony.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

now THAT is experimental microhorse!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It's somethin...

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i think it's being shagged by experimentalist microkittens

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

no man those are macrokittens.

"I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No saddles, no stables, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P "

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Having completely savaged my nether regions, my job is now working its way up my small intestine into the depths of my body cavity.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 10 May 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Your job strikes me as a virulent form of ebola that enters through the bum.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 May 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(I was going to say "BINGO" but after that one Chris V post I think people would get the wrong idea)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 10 May 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, tangy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 May 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You can have all the tangy bum ebola you want, Ned. There's enough for everyone.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 10 May 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You've taken a beautiful thing and made it perverted.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 May 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do ain't pretty."

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 May 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Now all Dan needs to do is get FUCKING HUGE SIDEBURNS

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 11 May 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

*snikt*

Danverine (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 May 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

A Danverine sounds like a fruit.

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 11 May 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Benverine's son

oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 May 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch it, bub.

Danverine (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

come to london H. derek bailey is playing in june. everything will be OK.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 11 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm all into experimental microhorse right now.

(SSSSSSSSSSSSH! The horse is "performing" right now)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/experimentalhorse.gif

donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 May 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)


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