Hullo. It's a saturday night, i'm home, and i'm on the sauce.
I'm also out of cranberry juice, triple sec and suchlike boozehag essentials. So i had to throw together a tipple using just what i had on hand. It's like Surprise Chef, only with less motor control and without that smarmy wankpot rifling through yr cheese compartment.
The so-far Winning Tipple consists of the juice of 1 decent-sized lime, the same measure of trusty ol' Smirnoff, a sliver of ginger root for decoration, and a good slug of tonic water to fill up a tall glass. It sort of looks like cloudy ammonia, only delicious.
Cocktails need classy names though, like "cosmopolitan", or "martini", or "quick slippery dirty fuck on the rocks". Please suggest a classy name for my classy new beverage, and i will drink a toast in your honour.
― petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 3 May 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)
Are you going to drink a toast for each suggestion or just for the winner?
― estela, Saturday, 3 May 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)
Sounds like you started with a classic gimlet (the lime and vodka). Perhaps the "gizzimlet, fo' schizzle"?
― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 3 May 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)
grind up some of that ginger replace the tonic with soda water and splash in a tiny little drop of sugar syrup and have that with the vodka and lime juice.
― Ed (dali), Saturday, 3 May 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)