Tame! That! Nipple!

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I mean really, get that thing under control

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 4 May 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, sir.

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 4 May 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I was trying not to use my teeth

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 4 May 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I WAS GOING TO START THIS THREAD. God that's freaky.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 4 May 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

oeewrwrewreeeeeeeoooooo

(er, that was supposed to be an onomatopoeia of a creepy b-movie theremin)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 4 May 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

*monocle pops out*

― webber (webber), Sunday, 4 May 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Make me even more embarrassed about the "high beams," why don't you Nate?
;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 4 May 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

So, why is it that everytime I hear these words spoken in casual conversation I chuckle:

nut(s)
load
cream
hard
large
erect (or elect, for that matter)
premature
spent

Really, am I ready for some couch time or what?

― Roman (Roman), Sunday, 4 May 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Really, am I ready for some couch time or what?

"couch time"... heh heh heh

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 4 May 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.spinnwebe.com/nipple/archive.php

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 4 May 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

is that site all man nipples¿ what fun is that

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 4 May 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Ew they are smaller. I am repulsed.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 4 May 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Do I get a chair and a whip, like a lion tamer?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 4 May 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't you mean loin tamer?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 4 May 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

No one tames the Perry loins!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 4 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Tame it with a nipple cover!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 5 May 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend Greg only has one nipple. He had two, but one was RIPPED OFF in a skateboarding accident years ago.

On the other hand, my friend Jason in high school dated a girl that we eventually discovered to have 3 nipples, with the third kinda tucked around the side of her right breast. We started calling her "trip" as in, short-for "tripple-nipple".

And sometimes it all makes sense.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 May 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

my friend Jason in high school dated a girl that we eventually discovered to have 3 nipples

Meaning you discovered it before Jason or...?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 May 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, Ned, YES. Man that was a great year!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i remember reading somewhere that Ann Boleyn had three breasts and/or nipples. and that was one of the things that Henry VIII brought up when he decided that it was time to dump her for a younger piece-of-ass.

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not all that rare to have a third nipple -- they are usually small and look like moles (and don't have the nerve endings or sensitivity). Marky Mark has a third nipple, for example.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That is not a very nice way to refer to a man's penis, Chris.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Scaramanga to thread!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

ladies: do you know when you're nipping? just curious. I know it's brisk out.

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, usually. But sometimes one asks oneself, "is it any better to hunch over/cross arms so as to make it OBVIOUS that I'm trying to hide something, or should I just brazen it out and refuse to be embarrassed by biology?"

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

I saw a dude with a sweater and no t-shirt on under it yesterday on campus and his nipples were sticking out like, I dunno, coat hooks or something. It was a bit much.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Who wears a sweater with nothing underneath, anyway?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

The latter.

xpost, NO, IT'S NEVER TOO MUCH

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

right on. she was going the latter route and not bothering to cover up and letting the ladies strain for teh sky. they were well formed.

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Gentlemen, do you know when you're hardening? Just curious.

I mean seriously JM wtf kind of question is this? DUH. I am a never embarassed lady, if you're asking why we do not cover them from thine eyes.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

As long as they're not heading south, flaunt 'em.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Someone's going to make fun of me for this but I just don't understand what's sexy about nipples.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Someone's going to make fun of me for this, but I just don't understand what's sexay about nipples. They're just...biology. Evolution. However you look at it.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

(I have to wonder, did Jordan miss the word "dude" in Drew's post?)

― Dan (Or Was Jordan The Dude?) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

this is an example of an idle mind in the sunshine while having lunch out of doors on smith st.

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

I think that, on balance, this completely pwns my ill-advised control-top pantyhose question.

― Dan (King Clueless Male Crown Passed On) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit, that double post got poxy fuled and then didn't show up when the page finally loaded. Argh.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

They're just...biology. Evolution. However you look at it.

But you could say this about any other physical attribute, too, presumably including the ones that you find attractive.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

I just have a blanket pro-nipple policy, Dan.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Oh sure but everyone has weird little things they like...for instance my pash on wrists. Nippples are considered sexxxy by, what? gotta be close to 100% of the female-pursuing population.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Although, I have to say that oversized nipples that are intriguing through clothing can be, well, a bit much when unleashed.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

"pash"?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Passion. Crush. "Thing."

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

i think it should be "pash for wrists" properly but i've always said it your way Laurel

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Obscure British References on ILM: Classic or Dud ?

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Yr right, Trace. I think of it as coming from "passion" but I use it like "crush".

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks to Sean Paul I have "Get Busy" stuck in my head whenever this thread pops up the New Answers page.

― Dan (Miss Kelly Kelly) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway. Wrists! Totally hot. And forearms? I might need to go home.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

jodi and rebecca, can i can i

TAME

THAT

NIPPLE

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

I thought is was NAME that nipple and I wondered what sort of unholy game was to come. Whose nips are that famous and distinctive anyway?

― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

I just spent 5 minutes Googling around for this "Guess Whose Breasts?" thing that I saw on the Sky Movies site once, and now I am completely convinced I have even more red flags all over the place at my company's I.T. site than usual.

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

still no pics?

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

srsly

http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/500/natalienm6.jpg

― gershy, Friday, 7 December 2007 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

I GUESS WE KNOW WHO SHE'S VOTING FOR

TWICE

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Friday, 7 December 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

I am now hearing the thread title said in the cadence of "Wheel! Of! FORTUNE!!!!!!!!"

― HI DERE, Friday, 7 December 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

I can tame that nipple in just three pokes.

― dell, Friday, 7 December 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

This thread doesn't have enough photos.

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 7 December 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

I find that photo above to be disturbing in several different ways.

― dell, Friday, 7 December 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, like that painting behind them is total shit you would find in a Village Inn restaurant!

― Abbott, Friday, 7 December 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

I <3 the village inn

― mizzell, Friday, 7 December 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

Last time I was their their computer had a screen saver of a Village Inn logo that erased everything behind it, and I want it v. badly.

Their new French toast shit is RAD but way too much $$$ for what it is. $5.59 would be about right.

― Abbott, Friday, 7 December 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

I am getting Tuomas-y, because I had no idea what a Village Inn was, and had to google it. Today on ILX I also learned of the existence of sauerkraut on pizza...so if I ever patronize a Village Inn I will demand that they serve me sauerkraut pizza, and when I am told that such is an impossible request to fulfill, I will throw a tantrum and have to be dragged out of the place while shrieking and spitting invective at the entire waitstaff/management.

― dell, Friday, 7 December 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

I want to find a way to smoothly segue a conversation from the topic of "nipples" to sauerkraut pizza.

― dell, Saturday, 8 December 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

Their menu is almost just like Denny's. I don't think they have pizza. But if I was yr waitress I would get them to make a special pancake w/tomato sauce/cheese/kraut just for you. And then if you didn't like it I'd say, "You can go eat from the pig trough."

― Abbott, Saturday, 8 December 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

This thread doesn't have enough photos.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5783/imageuploadimagelc6.jpg

― libcrypt, Saturday, 8 December 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe I am just really hungry right now, but that "special pancake" actually sounds pretty good. It's like an Americana Dosa.

Oddly enough, the most distracting thing about that above photo is actually her top itself. The colors, the pattern, ouch.

― dell, Saturday, 8 December 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

Now this thread has too many photos.

― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 8 December 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

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