Marlon Brando: Male Diva?

I ALWAYS MISS THE BEST SHOWS.

Dude. That is so cool. NSync should add that to their shows, I'd respect them much more.

Here's how N'Sync should do it:

*curtain rises on Kevin Smith, sitting on a sofa surrounded by Cheetos and with his hand down his pants watching his bootleg Star Wars Holiday Special video*

KEVIN SMITH: "Hi there, in case you're wondering who this social reject sitting here is, I just wanted you to know that in the last five minutes millions of boys and men jerked themselves off into a frenzy imagining they were giving Britney Spears the fuck of her life. Unfortunately for them, the only person currently doing that to the best of anyone's knowledge is here tonight with his bandmates. Justin Timberlake and N'Sync, ladies and gentlemen!"

*enter Dan and Ned as Dan and Ned, superior equivalents to Jay and Silent Bob*

DAN: "What the fuck?"

NED: *grunts, shrugs*

How much money would I pay for the opportunity to say, "What the FUCK?" to an arena full of 'NSync fans?

Did you see the guest list for that show :

Elizabeth Taylor,Macaulay Culkin,Usher,Maya,Whitney Houston,Brando,
the twelve year old "country" pop prodigy Billy Gilman,
Liza Minnelli (singing somewhere over the rainbow),Quincy Jones with his orchestra,
Gladys Knight ( whose last gig was at the Mormon General Confrence being used as a token by Gordon B Hinkley
, Eminem, Destiny's Child,
Yoko Ono (this is the one htat amuses me the most any one want to enter nasty beatles related comments
, Jill Scott, Alicia Keys, Shaquille O'Neal, Chris Tucker,Samuel L. Jackson and 'N Sync.

I think that may be the most bizzarre line up i have ever seen .

Quite a lot. You can give it all to me if you like.

You see? You see? That's why Michael Jackson is great, he lives in this bizarre alternate universe which occasionally overlaps with our own. And he sang 'Billie Jean' (that one's for you, Dave Q).

Turner Classic Movies two-part Brando doc on Tues & Wed nights. I hope they show a clip from Meet Marlon Brando (mid '60s) where he's asked about integration. Classic reponse.

I am excited about this.

In the time it took to read this thread there were hundreds if not thousands of children hacked to death with a machete, beaten to death by their parents, got typhus and died of a disease.

Marlon is SO a diva. That is why I call any large, egotistic male cat a Marlon Brando Cat. I've owned a few, but then again, too few to mention.