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anthony, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mmmmm chocolate mousse.

Emma, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emma
Take your gastroporn elsewhere.

This is not the thread to discuss it !

anthony, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Moosehead, a delicious and yet well priced at 99p a bottle, Canadian Beer.

Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry Anthony but that is the only sort of moose I know about. Do they ever attack people? How big are they? I imagine them to be about the size of a medium dinosaur.

Emma, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Moose are somewhat taller than cows, but just as smelly. If I had my way the entire bovine family would be off the planet for olfactory crimes.

Dan Perry, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmmm. Moose are pretty cool, but I bet they're not as tasty as pigs.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If they taste the way they smell, they aren't as tasty as shit on a burning tire. Then again, that argument doesn't work for pigs.

Dan Perry, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

they're no bees.

ethan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They are better then bees. Did you not see the links.

anthony, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't forget the band!

jel, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shoegazers unite!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There is a moose band . I AM HAPPY . i am at the pinacle of excitment I AM ALMOST ORGASMIC

anthony, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sadly they're not much cop.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Richard speaks folly.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

moose are cool. my dad dressed up in brown clothes and felt and coathanger antlers one halloween, which was pretty impressive. I bet he's about moose sized.

maria, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My god, they're so much bigger than you'd think they are. Quoting from one of anthony's articles "Height at the SHOULDERS generally ranges between 6 ½-7 ½ feet (over 2 metres)." This is totally for real. I've seen one, and we're talking small elephant sized. Imagine what they'd do to your car if they stepped into the road on a dark night.

Kim, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Their heads make for impressive wall decoration, and they were half of the greatest American political party ever.

Kris, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That general info site is great because it has a section called 'Moose SCIENCE', not Moose MATHS, obviously. And baby moose are very very cute.

DG, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Whats the plural of Moose?

Moose the band, classic! Moose the promoter, well I dont have to deal with him no more so I aint saying.

Moose are a hell of alot bigger then cows but their moose call is a dud. They kill Newfies at night so also dud.

Moosehead (green label) == Super Classic! Moosehead (red label ie pale ale) = DUD.

Moosehead is brewed about two house from my apartment.

Mr Noodles, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Moose from Archie is hot.

I once saw a moose on a bike trail in Anchorage, Alaska. He looked magnificent.

Arthur, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If this works, these signs are all over Quebec and Cape Breton.

http://www16.brinkster.com/kimd/moose.jpg

Kim, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what th fuck is that hanging from a Mooses throat?

Pennysong Hanle y, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

One of my friends refuses to call Moosehead (classic) anything but Mulehead. I think he rathers Mules to Moose. I can't see why. Theres an MC on the Stanton Warriors new mix album called Moose. Go buy it everyone.

Ronan, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eleven months pass...
what th fuck is that hanging from a Mooses throat?

a dewlap

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 08:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Whats the plural of Moose?

The plural of moose is moose. You may wonder why it's not meese (like goose --> geese). It's 'cause goose has a germanic root and moose is an algonquin word. Also moose are really good swimmers.

My boss is back from her vacation so from now on all pissing around will have to be done more discreetly.

Miss Laura, Tuesday, 3 September 2002 09:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't we make the plural of moose be mice? Think of the entertainment potential!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 09:47 (twenty-three years ago)

darn I was always hoping it was Mise.


Mooshead's secret weapon is a beer called Clancy's. Might be only available in Nova Scoita/New Brunswick but its killer. Sadly its also like Ontario's nefarious "Naked Beer" in that even if you only have two or three you WILL wake up feeling hungover.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 09:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Funny, I was just going on about how there's never any Moose threads on ILM. But this isn't really what I meant.

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 11:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Moose rock. They boogie like moose. Very much like moose, in fact. Yes.

(Actually, I have no real opinion about moose, who are cool in theory but a bit huge and slavery and stuff in real life, but I am very much in love with the supposed Finnish slang "[x] rocks/boogies like a moose". Perhaps that explanation will mean this post makes at least some sense to someone other than me. Perhaps not. Oh well.)

Rebecca (reb), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

slavery puzzles me. If it's a typo, then I'm at a loss as to what you did mean (but maybe that's just tiredness at the end of the working day). My first reaction was "salivery" and I suppose it is just conceivable that these great animals do themselves no favours by slobbering all over the place.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"slaver" -> "slobber" = "slavery" -> "slobbery"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

What Dan said. I completely failed to realise that there was a more conventional word with exactly that spelling. Oops.

(Uhm, I'm rubbish, but you realise this already; d'you still want those Marble Valley tapes? Perhaps I should do a general "I suck, who do I owe what and who still wants it?" thread except that would involve re-promising to do everything all at once and that would be bound to go wrong.)

Rebecca (reb), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Mooses (pronounced moose is)

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.antlr.org/moose.jpg

bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
:( I miss Mooseheads everywhere.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 23 October 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i am drunk on moosehead

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 24 October 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm standing up and applauding. Oops, wrong thread!

I'm still waiting for my Marble Valley tapes.

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 24 October 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

when i was in Toronto in June 2000 there were fibreglass moose outside many of the buildings, including where I was staying (the Neill-Wycik Student Hotel on Gerrard Street). They were painted in bright, entertaining ways...one was gold all over, one had the flags of all nations, one was dressed as a cop complete with badge, etc. Are they still there?

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 24 October 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

my roommate's asked me to cook him a big hunk of moose meat his mother gave him--what in the world do i do w it?

flopson, Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

Stew.

svend, Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

rly? wouldn't want to ruin the novelty of eating moose by disguising it in a stew though

like we need a stew that accentuates the unique essence of moosemeat in all its glories

flopson, Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

wtf does moose taste like anyways

flopson, Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

Kind of like deer, which I don't really like that much. I have only had it in a stew though.

svend, Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

Moose are nuts. I get pissed every time I'm driving somewhere with a Moose X-ing sign and I don't see any.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:13 (fifteen years ago)

My mom sent me several jars of moose she had cooked, cubed, and put into Mason jars. (She said, "I'm having your sister bring you some canned moose," which I thought meant mousse in a tin.) It was ok shredded up in tacos & burritos. You could probably cook it like a brisket this way? Also was good in a stew. I was pretty unimaginative with it tbh. It made my husband scared, so we didn't eat very much of it.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

FWIW I did not think that the flavor of moose meat was something that really deserved front & center accentuation like that.

I remember in Beverly Cleary's Dear Mr. Henshaw, the book that started my hate affair with epistolary novels, the idiot child protagonist (who was Alaskan iirc) frequently whined about having to eat chipped moose meat on toast. SO if you can figure out how to chip meat, that's another option.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

relevant passage

hope this link works!

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

brisket, huh

tempted to trust you about accentuated, but i have this thing about eating foods that are exotic to me. like at the grocery store they've got a "wtf kind of fruit is this!?" section of psychedelic looking fruit and i can never resist even if they're kind of expensive

flopson, Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

The moose in question was one my father had murdered, and it just tasted like big gamey yuck. I don't think the jarring process helped, either. IMO it might be best ground up as sausage so you really couldn't taste it.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe stroganoff would be good?

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

Favorite Moose Recipes from our Family

There are currently three generations of our family that Hunt Moose together and we are looking forward to the fourth. Moose hunting trips take a lot of planning and preparation so we plan our trips for the following season from the last day of the current hunt. My wife says I am obsessed; I tend to agree with her.

cool family imo

flopson, Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.all-about-moose.com/images/Ethan-Blueberry-Picture.jpg

Our joy right now is our grandson Ethan, he's 15 month's old and into everything. Here he is eating blueberries

flopson, Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

We hope he is the next generation of Moose Hunter in our family. It is vitally important that we encourage young people to take up the sport of hunting, it is this age group that need to be mentored and shown that hunters are also conservationists.

flopson, Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

Ethan should really have this key chain then and not me

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs530.ash1/31132_423436011067_727781067_5717259_7843408_n.jpg

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

If you remove all the fat and silver skin it should cut down on the gamey flavour a bit - I usually do this with my annual supply of venison. Since you've taken all the wild fat off the moose roast, you're going to need to supplement it - lay strips of bacon over it, and cook to ~135-140F internal for med-rare. People usually over-do venison, elk and moose because the meat is so dark in color, and there's not much fat on it so it dries out fast. Err on the side of rare.

If it's all jarred up into a meat mash of some sort the fat's all mixed in and it's definitely going to taste gamey - I'd rep for a storganoff, yeah, or maybe a bourguignon or other slow-cooked meal. Brown it in some duck fat first, add wine, simmer, nom.

lightning wrangler extraordinaire (Matt D), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.all-about-moose.com/images/Ethan-Blueberry-Picture.jpg

Our joy right now is our grandson Ethan, he's 15 month's old and into everything. Here he is with the blood of a mooose all over his face

flopson, Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

That kid is going to give me nightmares.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

ok i gotta be straight w/ u guys: when you say the word "gamey," i don't exactly know what that word means

flopson, Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

It's hard to describe - it's the sort of strong, tangy, earthy flavour that a lot of wild meat has. Some people find it a bit uric / ammoniac as well, depending on the cut and how the meat is cleaned.

lightning wrangler extraordinaire (Matt D), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)


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