― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)
My rashest decisions inspired by booze usually involve driving, and that's obviously a bad, bad idea. I will never ever do that again.
― hstencil, Monday, 5 May 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)
fait accompli, Tep.
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)
at first I thought you fell on something metal and sharp. I got my tongue pierced 6 years ago after finding out my boyfriend was cheating on me. The things girls do. Ally make sure you really take care of the piercing in these 1st couple of weeks. I got a keloid on my tongue (fairly common) which now that I removed my piercing a year ago I still have a bump on my tongue.
Rashest thing. It was almost being frightfully drunk and walking into a tatoo shop in Notting Hill and seeing the best tattoo ever. A smurf with a huge penis hanging out of his pants (down to his feet!). But I wussed out. So my answer would be the normal trinity of embarassments: prank calls, blow jobs, and pretending your a Scottish sailor.
― Carey (Carey), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 5 May 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)
Well, one does follow the other, doesn't it? *runs*
― buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― hstencil, Monday, 5 May 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― hstencil, Monday, 5 May 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)
Some more things I is sooo guilty of:
*the drunken late-night vindictive-call-to-ex*the drunken late-night bootie-call-to-ex*the drunken late-night I-miss-you-call-to-ex*the drunken late-night "how you doin?" < /joey> call-to-ex*stolen lawn ornaments (gnomes, plastic birds, etc) out of people's yards*pee'd in a trash can*played songs for girls on their voice mail (only been a good idea once)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)
Actually, I've damaged lots of property while drunk. Another dumb thing that I won't do again.
― hstencil, Monday, 5 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)
I have never done any of these things, ever. Nor have I ever gotten my belly button pierced while drunk, punched some guy that I saw slap his gf and broken my hand, nor have I ever peed in the bushes in front of the police station and gotten a "warning" from some cop who didn't feel like giving me a ticket. Nope, not me.
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― Carey (Carey), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)
Two of my exploits:
* bought a ticket on priceline to nashville to see a girl* searched for, bid on, won, and paid for a 11x16 print of an oil painting of a topless britney spears
The latter arrived in my mail box a few days later-- I had no recollection of any of it. Sigh.
― Colin Saunders (csaunders), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Carey (Carey), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)
Yes, I was there. It was very Ta1ibanesque. You forgot to mention the driving down hilly country roads at 65+mph, much of which was airborne. I might add that it wasn't only alcohol. I think we were abusing at least 3 substances that day.
― cprek (cprek), Monday, 5 May 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)
Luna rocks.
I'm horrible with the drunken dial-up. Colin where can you get one of those keyboard breathalizers?
My tattoo artist has been trying to convince me to pierce my nipples. Anyone recommend this?
― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 5 May 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)
I have done lots of stupid things while drunk, maybe the stupidest was pretending to be coming on to some guy on the way home to annoy him and then getting beaten up by him. I was too drunk to feel the pain but I was embarassed the next day.
― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 5 May 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― Carey (Carey), Monday, 5 May 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)
Oh! One time I was tipsy and went lingere shopping (I never do this). I bought a hideous blue and black lacy bra. I hate blue. It didnt even fit, and I think I threw it out. Who the fuck shops for bras when drunk? Well, me obv *grumble*.
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 May 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)
I can recomend not doing it if your male. Two of my friends did it and both regreted it. One was a) leader of a punk rock band and b) drunk at the time, Im not sure about the other.
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 5 May 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 5 May 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 5 May 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 May 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)
You don't need any musical talent, you have the rest of the credentials to pass for 3 or 4 years on the road.
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)
So tonight I'll try again, only with a taller ladder and tequila instead of beer.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)
Now, if I could just figure out why the brass channel resonance slider shocks me...
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)
I think you and I would get on just fine.
― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)
"harhar! let's throw this glass i 'af just drained outta tha farken winndoff!!"
(the window, luckily, was open)
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)
when I got back from prague and laughed at them.
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 8 May 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 8 May 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)
It seems like a good idea at the time, but I can't ever remember why. I don't think annoying them is ever the intention, but it is certainly a by-product.
If I have done this to you, I'm sorry :)
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 8 May 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 8 May 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 May 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 8 May 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 May 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 9 May 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 May 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)
at no-one's expense.
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 9 May 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 9 May 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Friday, 9 May 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 May 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)
I also took my friend's phone and texted "I AM GAY" to lots of people on his list, including his uncle. Oops. Sorry Chuck. ;(
― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 9 May 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)
That should be followed by immense hilarity and confusion as people call up all the animals they know. "Hey, yeah, constantly perturbed cheetah I met at the zoo? Oh, sorry I woke you ... no, I was just wondering if ... I didn't know that, no ... really ... your personal Lord and savior, huh? That's great, but ... uh-huh ... right ... yeah ... really! ... great ... yeah, that's just ... mm-hmm ... gottagobye!"
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 May 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 9 May 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)
Hahaha!
― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 9 May 2003 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― alext (alext), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)
Except mine. It's OK, I deserved it.
*hangs head in shame*
― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 9 May 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)
Maybe if I replaced it with a small one? I still have the one I got in when I first got it done, the big heavy one to accomodate swelling. BUT that still doesn't help me with the issue of not being able to unscrew this thing. All I heard about prior to doing this was horror stories of swallowing the balls; meanwhile I can't get them out of my tongue.
― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)
Where is that out of context thread?
I say just go to a piercing place and have them unscrew it. If you wanna get a smaller one--BAM! you're already where you need to be.
― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 August 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 August 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)
Man with pliers in your mouth on a caffeine buzz - chipped enamel galore!
― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)
: )
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ed (dali), Friday, 22 August 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 23 August 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dada, Monday, 5 April 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)