Won't you help me get my FREE IMMORTALITY RINGS?!?!

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Okay, this has been around forever. Still, I don't know anyone personally who's taken him up on this offer and received free rings, toe bracelets, etc. etc.

80 = FREE IMMORTALITY RINGS

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― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 5 May 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

DAMN! I guess you will not!

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 5 May 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps instead of placing a big obvious banner, I should pretend I have some interesting site for you to view and disguise my click-through as a regular old link ...like this!

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 5 May 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy crap, I only posted this maybe 6 places, half of which I didn't think anyone would bother clicking. I come back to check the stats page and I've got 31 unique click-throughs. That means I'm almost halfway to a free pair of rings and yet it took only minimal effort.

This guy must give away a lot of free stuff! I would reckon at this pace I'll have the free rings in no time and in a few months or so I'll have the free super-rings (12x the power! Woohoo!) and in a year or so, I'll have some free feet bracelets...

But, let's first see if I get anything free at all. That's my whole point here, anyway. I bet I get 80 click throughs by tomorrow morning and we'll just see if I get anything free at all.

BTW, only unique clicks count. I noticed the same person's clicked through here about 4 times so far (only one click will actually count).

If this works, we should all click-through for each other so that all of us here can live eternally!

― Scaredy Cat, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

How to bring global peace according to Alex Chiu

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't that amazing?

― Scaredy Cat, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I just now read this (from the "client area" if you decide to do what I'm doing and get free rings by this click-through process)...

"This Free Ring givaway program started in 1988. Throughout the years, we have given away thousands of free rings. Have fun earning your immortality. Even after you have received your free Immortality Rings or Foot Braces, please keep spreading the word for Alex Chiu. If you think that Alex Chius ideology can truly improve our society, just keep spreading the word for him even after you got your FREE Rings. Alex Chiu has granted immortality to thousands of members world wide by giving out free Immortality Devices. alexchiu.com basically breaks even every month because we send out free products to our beloved members. This is very costy to us. Since Alex Chiu does not accept donations, the only way you can help him is to keep spreading the word for him even after you got your free rings.

Yours truly, Alex Chiu"

This is a strange thing, no? Do you think he makes the money back by people who buy stuff? Or what?

― Scaredy Cat, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I said it before but i'll say it again: for down to earth information on living forever I suggest the longevity meme web site.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I have 73 credits! I only need 7 more!

― Scaredy Cat, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on, if these rings grant you immortality, what do the super-rings give? It can't be even more immortality, can it? Invisibility or flying or something, I hope!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

super-rings => immortality plus ideas abt what to how to pass the time happily after the first 250 yrs, when none of yr organs work any more and all yr friends are forgotten dust and the entire world is an alienating scary nightmare FOREVER haha

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on, if these rings grant you immortality, what do the super-rings give? It can't be even more immortality, can it? Invisibility or flying or something, I hope!

I believe the correct answer is immmortality +1.

― Scaredy Cat, Tuesday, 6 May 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Custos to thread! Or rather not...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

Sounds like one big scam to me!
They obviously can not give you eternal life it is impossible, you would have to replace all of you organs and even then it is not guaranteed as he organs have to match your blood.
One big scam to send visitors to his site and then sell them crap.

BTW: Did you end up getting your free rings? Thats is if you are still alive

― Drew Withey, Monday, 19 April 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Free cock rings might get my attn; but this , as it is , is lame.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 19 April 2004 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)

BTW: Did you end up getting your free rings? Thats is if you are still alive

that's pretty funny.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 19 April 2004 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds like one big scam to me!
This just in....EARTH IS ROUND!!! News at 11.

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Monday, 19 April 2004 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

Never believe in what this bloody Alex Chiu says! It is a total SCAM!

I have collected so many unique clicks in order to receive those free rings,but he deleted my account.

― Guven Guler, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

now you're gonna die like the rest of us

― splates (splates), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

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