The Gin Game: When TV Icons Fight Dirty!

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So Ally and I watched The Gin Game which is basically a PBS movie with Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore playing cards and swearing at each other.

DVD: "You shut your fucking mouth! I'm gonna knock your fucking teeth in!"
MTM: "Don't you call me an idiot. Don't you ever call me an idiot, you FUCK!"

The question: which sitcom stars do you want to see swear at each other?

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Joanie and Chachi, big time, yo.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I deliberately avoided this movie. In my dreams me and Laura Petrie get horizontal.

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Judith Light, Tony Danza, and Katherine Helmond in a 3-way cussfest (w/ Danny Pintauro offering a well timed "cock-knocker")

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The Facts of Life: The Bitchfest

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I want Joanna Kerns to tear Jm J. Bullock's hair out while screeching various curse words at the top of her lungs. Jm can just cower and swear quietly to himself: "oh sht oh sht oh sht".

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Meredith Baxter Birney and Michael Gross

You know she was a 24 carat bitch.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Kirk Cameron regaling Tracey Gold with fat jokes. Gold responding with her imitation of Christ masturbating. hijinks ensue.

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Bill Cosby and that kid from Gimme a Break. Yeah, I know he went on to be Joey Lawrence, but I don't want to see Joey Lawrence swearing at the Coz, I want to see that kid from Gimme a Break swearing at the Coz.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Danny Cooksey circa Diff'rent Strokes versus Danny Cooksey circa Salute Your Shorts

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

vs.

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I just had a vision of ALF punching Lorenzo Lamas in the crotch, then laughing that laugh he laughs. HA! Ahhh, good times.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

dial down the center Sean!

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Tiger from The Brady Bunch and Ubu from "Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog. *woof!*"

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, everyone from The Brady Bunch.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Bradylicious

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

everybody's had that fantasy

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The Brady bitchslapapalooza should take place on the set of the Brady Variety Hour or whatever it was called, and should occasionally pause for skits and Greg and Marcia singing "I got you, babe."

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

10-10-220, Blount.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Bradys v. Partridges

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

it should happen in a reunion movie so we get Martha Quinn, Mediator

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Psh, Danny Partridge alone would make a necklace of Brady teeth while the rest of the family hangs back and jams.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

All of this telephone calling plan talk isn't bringing us any closer to a mud-wrestling match between Kim Fields and Soleil Moon Frye.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Newsradio Joe should make Fear Factor Joe eat a bag of lightning.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Peter Jennings v. Tom Brokaw. Right here. Right now.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

There is no other place I want to be.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

sean is so otm if he's talking pre-op punky brewster

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

In their prime, baby, in their prime.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Prime FITING MODE that is!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Pre-op?!?!? Say it ain't so!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

What is so attractive about mud wrestling anyway?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It's wrestling AND mud.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

the wimmins gets dirrrty

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It doesn't even make sense. HOW is that hot?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

THE WIMMINS GETS DIRRTY

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

it's women rubbing stuff all over each other and getting wet kinda plus boys like mud

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the Sears catalogue of live sex shows, basically. You can pretend there's some other point to it. "Yeah, I got a lotta money riding on this match ... heh ... 'riding' ..."

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

This is all about dirty fighting, Ally, and that's the dirtiest, short of like tar or something. Besides, if we're talking little Punky Brewster, do we really want it to be HOTT?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Settle down, Beavis.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

So what you people are saying is that if me and Luna rolled around in FILTH, that would be hottt? Are you all insane?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

paint the picture ally. paint the picture.

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Insane 1, Not Insane 0.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

ally takes the first match!

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, if only I did, James, if only I did...

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

hang on, go previous, "op"? was it a redux or something?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

it was a redux (the deadliest cut of all)

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

So what you people are saying is that if me and Luna rolled around in FILTH, that would be hottt? Are you all insane?

Heterosexual American men have been carefully conditioned to believe that mud-wrestling women are hot. I don't blame them, but rather pity them for having bought into the myth. But just wait for the day when mud-wrestling women are used to sell young men aftershave, or military service, or a Republican Presidential candidate.

(Seriously, what will the media look like when the Jackass generation gains ascendance?)

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to see Dr. Lara and Judge Judy punch kick bite mangle strangle fisticuff 'til they're bloody, pause, look deep into each other's eyes, and then LEZ THE FACK UP-AH!!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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