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Is pissing in the sink like anal sex and shoplifting?

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No real point to it but one does it for the thrill of the taboo.

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Is pissing in the wind like anal sex while shoplifting?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish!

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I predict this is going to become a very popular thread.

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're gonna be proven right.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

And to think I wanted SENSIBLE answers!

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't the thrill the point?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"isn't the thrill the point? "

Exactly what I'm asking. I know someone who used to piss out of his window even though the bathroom was next door. At least I had the excuse that the bathroom was 2 flights down.

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Anal sex is pointless? What are you, a girl?

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i did it once out of sheer desperation, it was either there or out the window...

it was nothing like anal shoplifting...

http://www.colawp.com/colas/100/cola196.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess to thread.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think 'the thrill of the taboo' is the primary motive behind any of these activities

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

It is when your sink is next to your toilet.

And I've never really got the individual thrill of anal sex. Then again, I've never really got the thrill of sex.

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i at once sympathise and have no idea what you're talking about, if that makes any sense

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex is boring, pain is fun, I want to bite my fingers off one by one, there ain't no point in staying alive, I want to be dead when I'm 25.

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

good luck with that

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

So far I've over-shot the runway by 4 years. But I haven't lost hope of inventing a time machine.

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think pissing in the sink is very taboo really (actually, I don't think the other 2 are either but blah blah) or in fact actually taboo at all. Last time I did it ws b/c my dear wife was on thee crapper, and I couldn't wait and it ws better than the bath, the floor or down my trouser leg. Do you get all hawt when "letting it go" in the bath, or at the swimming pool?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Shoplifting is more like anal rape than anal sex. Pissing in the sink is like neither.

― Kris (aqueduct), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, it's not like the sink can say no.

― Kris (aqueduct), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Where does peeing in the corner of someone's bathroom cuz you don't like them fit into this?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

But can you do all 3 at the same time???

― brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

How about peeing ON someone because you don't like them?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

only if they asked nicely

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

How about being peed on because you like it?

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

well, i've said too much already

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

As someone who's done all three, I'd have to say that pissing in the sink carries the least amount of risk.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

risk of enjoying it too much?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Pissing out of helicopters owns this thread

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

general risk.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

But which carries most embarrassment if caught? I'd say shoplifting.

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

though I don't know how many people I'd want walking in were I having anal sex...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"For heavens' sake, just use the dishwasher in future"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

haha one could get caught whilst shoplifting a butt plug

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

and then piss oneself

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

oh the shame etc

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i peed in a kayak once

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i did it once out of sheer desperation, it was either there or out the window...

Anal sex I've heard of, but defenestrasex?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

were you shoplifting it at the time?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

TH: *picking up kayak and walking out of store*
Employee: "Get back here, you shoplifting fuck!"
TH: *sets kayak down, pees in it*
Employee: "Nevermind..."

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

like sand through the hourglass...

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

so go our pees and our cries

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

* cries *

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

well yeah, but come on, free kayak!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

slightly urine stained

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

details...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Q: What rock critic would make the best kayaker?
A: Chuck Eddy

― i'll go quietly now (gabbneb), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

How about peeing ON someone because you don't like them?

I've only heard of this in rap songs; usually my understanding is it tends to be because you do like them, or more to the point, because they like it. I'll shut up now.

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 8 May 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

wheee

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 8 May 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 12 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.
Stop it... my sides... argh.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 8 May 2003 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

XVI - Thou shalt not piss in thine own nor thy neighbors sink.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"I've shoplifted because I was poor. I don't consider anyone in such a situation does it for "the thrill of the taboo".
-- , May 8th, 2003. (Tuomas)"

What, there are people who are poor and need to shoplift? NO! Tell me that isn't true!!!!! And to think I started this light-hearted and highly offensive thread. I'm off to the sackcloth and ashes shop.

― Badger (Badger), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I had to pee in the sink, several times, while I was staying with my friend and his girlfriend. His bathroom was in the bedroom, and it was either let loose over the drain after they'd gone to bed or hold it till morning (which obv isn't an option at times).

I'm the world's worst houseguest, aren't I? I never told him, and I tried to be very thorough about washing out the sink afterwards. It was good target practice at least.

― chester (synkro), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

For those in the NYC area who watched channel J and were confronted with the Watersports Hotline:

"Dial 1-976-PEEE. The extra E is for EXTRA PEE!"

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Channel J?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Is pissing in the sink like anal sex and shoplifting?

... yes... all are necessary evils.

― Anthem of the Snake (Anthem of the Snake), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer: Cable station you could get in the 80s; brought whole new meaning to the term Public Access. Robyn Byrd hosted a programme of porn reviews etc. where I saw a gay prison porn film clip where they actually said, 'hey, it's the new guy!'

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...
revive for no reason.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread always had too much talk about pissing, and not near enough about anal sex.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

And no one mentioned wizzing on the electric fence. Now THAT'll give yer a thrill!*

*NB I have not tried this.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I recommend not. If you decide to ignore my advice, please post pictures. Thanks.

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

anal sex on the electric fence is a different kettle of fish altogether

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

*shrugs* Some people are into electrical shocks. It's been so long since I've had sex that I don't feel qualified to say what's right or wrong.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I sat on an electric fence once does that count?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

weeeell...

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Did it do anything for you?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing I needed, thats for sure. Those things bloody well hurt :(

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

my one chance meeting with Jay Farrar was at Emo's in Austin, where, after the show & whilst i was in line for the pisser, he bursts into the bathroom, sees the line, cries "oh fuck THAT", then proceeds to whip it out and deluge the sink.

the end.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

wow that's the most words I've ever heard of Farrar saying at once!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

it would have been better if he had put down his bag of shopliftings and started anally pulverising someone in the line.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

'oh fuck THAT! and THAT!
and THAT and THAT and THAT!
pheal my terroir bitches!'

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

*shrugs* Some people are into electrical shocks. It's been so long since I've had sex that I don't feel qualified to say what's right or wrong.

My junior-high science teacher had a contraption where you held onto two nails, he cranked a handle and static electricity shocked the fuck out of you. It was a lot of fun (13-year old suburban punks - it's either electrocute yourself or huff glue), but I never equated that with sexual thrill.

But that does sound... interesting.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Haikunym you have outdone yourself

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

four weeks pass...
rock and roll

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I sense a pattern here somewhere.

And a funny smell.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

blame colin!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

OK.

Colin, you smell!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

There are two Colins who inhabit these shores and you are, without doubt, talking about the other one.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

Why don't people pee in the sink to save water?

I imagine there is a really good reason beyond "it's gross" that I'm just not thinking of.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

Important addendum: I pee in the toilet.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.colawp.com/colas/100/cola196.jpg

-- gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, May 7, 2003 4:56 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― jaymc, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

!!

― sleep, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

Well no ones going to know if you piss in the sink (unless you tell them) and thats probably also the same as shoplifting (ITS A VICTIMLESS 'CRIME') so...really its just anal sex that you should probably warn the uh...reciever about if you're planning on getting into...it.
Sensible enough answer?

― VeronaInTheClub, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

i piss outside

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

Splatter.

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

That's much better than peeing back into yourself.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2247/2284531374_e2e15c663d.jpg?v=0

― Michael White, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

"Like time itself, I have no choice but to eat my own poop and children."

― Abbott, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

I live alone, so sometimes I don't flush after taking a leak. Whenever possible, though, I go the outdoor route.

― milo z, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

At least you can save on air fresheners.

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

I'd say they're all equivalent. I enjoy any of the 3 while I'm doing it. I miss none of them when I'm not.

― Nate Carson, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 10:18 (seventeen years ago)

What, at the SMAE TIME?

― Mark G, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud pissing in the sink in the bathroom

― ken c, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 10:32 (seventeen years ago)

Peeing while having anal sex is possibly not the best idea.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 11:44 (seventeen years ago)

no, that would presumably serve as a sign of disrespect.

― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 11:46 (seventeen years ago)

Depends.

― moley, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 11:47 (seventeen years ago)

Well, if you need those...

(possibly obscurely aus joek)

― Trayce, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)

I read the title as "pissing in the stink," which I excitedly took to be like the new shocker.

But *NOOOO*

― rollerbeef, Thursday, 19 June 2008 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

eight years pass...

is pissing in the sink a euphemism or

― Neanderthal, Monday, 2 January 2017 23:40 (nine years ago)


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