C or D: Sex within the ilXor Community

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Have you had sex with another member of this community. If so, how was it?

― Roman (Roman), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, just cut to the chase, Roman. I have discount rates this week only. Act fast.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm 5' 2", blonde, nice tits,... and I'm in a wheelchair ;-)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have change for a nickle?

― Roman (Roman), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, "nickle" => "nickel". Changed.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a child molestor, but I'll fuck you.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit, I forgot to change my name to Kathy McGinty before posting that. Please ignore that comment folks.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

By "ignore" it, is it okay if we pretend you mean "put it on a T-shirt"?

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha I'm sure someone already has.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

If it were possible to wear two T-shirts at once without feeling like Michael Stipe, and with the slogans of both visible, I'd totally wear that with my "Jesus did it for the chicks" shirt.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, "nickle" => "nickel". Changed.
You're on!

― Roman (Roman), Thursday, 8 May 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

hit me with your nickel bag of funk. I want to have your retarded babies.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 8 May 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a pity that every time I see a Roman thread I first read it as Ronan. Apologies to Ronan.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 8 May 2003 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

nnnnnot really

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 8 May 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit! I actually thought this was a Ronan thread!

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 8 May 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Well at least its not me getting confused with Tracer Hand again...

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 8 May 2003 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, if you're so interested by internet community sex, why don't you try a community specifically *dedicated* to such things? Nerve and Make-Out Club have thriving "personals" sections from what I understand.

One of the things I *like* about ILX is that it is *not* a pick-up joint (blatant flirtation with hstencil aside)

― kate, Thursday, 8 May 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't the question about hookups on THIS online community? not online communities in general?

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 8 May 2003 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd obviously never hookup with anyone from here because they'd know better than to believe my "oh yeah, I'm an astronaut" line, and Pretending To Be An Astronaut is the alpha and omega of my seduction skill-set.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 May 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

*image of Tep walking into Happening Club in space suit, carrying helmet at his side*

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 8 May 2003 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"So, wanna go around the world? LITERALLY?"

"I'll make you see stars ... LITERALLY."

"You'll feel so good you'll be floating ... LITERALLY."

"No, seriously, I'm the master of the 'cockpit,' if you know what I mean. LITERALLY."

That's my schtick: pretending to be an astronaut, and saying "LITERALLY." If I'm desperate, I throw in, "I can introduce you to the space monkeys the public doesn't know about, the ones with special powers and pajamas."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, the hell with it: I've fucked everybody on this board, and you're next

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

(note: the above statement may or may not be true)

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos, every time I see your name now, I think of the Chris thread, which makes everything you say tons funnier. You could rest on those laurels for ages. You could tell knock-knock jokes and I'd be on the floor (possibly because I live in an attic, and that's where the door is).

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It is not a me thread, I am down with all the gossip, Roman and me will have to have a ten paces and then shoot thing at noon.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha... as if Ronan would start a sex thread!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 8 May 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt hits the nail on the head in depressing style!

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

. I want to have your retarded babies.
I am sure you can produce retarded offspring without my help but I'd still like to plant a hot rod up your ass... and not necessarily mine.

― Roman (Roman), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I have only had Matos. He is a rock god. Interpet as you will.

― Cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It is not a me thread, I am down with all the gossip, Roman and me will have to have a ten paces and then shoot thing at noon.
I am, at this very instant, taking holiday in the beautiful city of San Francisco. Say tomorrow in front of the Rasputin's. Be forewarned! This will not be my first time

BTW... my name is Roman. Ronan... pleased to meetcha!

― Roman (Roman), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Interpet?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I have only had Matos. He is a rock god.

!! Wish I'd known that during the Boston mega-FAP.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone accused me of having sex with Chuck Eddy. I'm not really sure why. This was like 2 years ago.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Interpet?

It's like a Chia version of Interpol. Just add water.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

same w/"rock god," actually

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I looked at you
You stole my heart
You were all that I anticipated
I wanted you -- Every part but I knew that love would be complicated
I began to touch -- But you wouldnt let it
It never seemed to be the right time
I started to give up -- down to the limit
And then you changed your mind

Chorus
And we begin to rock steady
Steady rockin all night long
And we begin to rock steady
Rockin till the break of dawn

You looked at me to my surprise
You were through anticipating
I should have known -- It was in your eyes
That you were gettin tired of waiting
You wanted me so much -- But I didnt get it
How could a fellow be so blind?
I started to give up -- But love wouldnt let it
Then you walked into my life

chorus

You wanted me so much -- But I didnt get it
How could a fellow be so blind?
Started to give up -- But love wouldnt let it
And you walked into my life

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone accused me of having sex with Chuck Eddy. I'm not really sure why. This was like 2 years ago.

Would that be the worst thing that's ever happened?

C'mon, Chuck and Ally. Give 'em somethin' to talk about.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't do it Chuck - IT'S A TRAP!!!!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

using bonnie raitt lyrics as the template for your life - c or d?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Getting back to the first question, sadly not. I've tried with 30 or 40 of them, but none have gone for it. Obviously I'll keep trying.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

That ain't bonnie raitt. The Whispers, get it right.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 8 May 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

never mind. im an ass.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 8 May 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i read that as "in the ass"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 8 May 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

We're all in the ass but some of us have our head in the gutter.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 8 May 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I kiss all of you.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 May 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Flirt.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 9 May 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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