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I just got this email and it made me think I want to know your most embarrassing moments:

Sometimes you will cry & no one will see your tears...

Sometimes you will laugh & no one will see you smile...

Sometimes you will fear & no one will see you shudder...

Sometimes you lie and no one will catch you...

Sometimes you will fall and no one sees you struggle...

Sometimes you will be late and no one will notice...

But FART just one time....!

― Nude Spock, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My worst moments there...er, never mind.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I got caught eating out a clown's ass.

― Pennysong Hanle y, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was at the post office yesterday and when the man said, "can I help you?" I just sneezed eleven times. I had to quickly leave, my posting needs unaddressed.

― rainy, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dunno, maybe the time I got food poisoning & I was running around in a feverish delerium trying to find a toilet & I couldn't find one. & I couldn't hold it in any longer & I just pulled my pants down & just...you know, do I have to spell it out...right there on the ground...it was outside the church hall in Parnell...there was people all walking past me...Fortunately it was dark.

― duane, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I did a wee in my school principal's office and pretended it wasn't me. To save my blushes she pretended that someone had spilt washing- up liquid and cleaned it up herself.

― nickie, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was on a long bus journey (prob london -> newcastle) and found myself sat next to pretty & pleasant womyn. We got talking. We started hitting it off - ROWR, this is good (& was very rare B4 i got into solid relationship) Then for some reason my nose started streaming MASSIVELY. She, not surprisingly was totally put off, & conversation petered out rather quickly. It was fuxing awful.

xoxo (drip, drip, drip)

― Norman Fay, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

blood or snotZoR, norman?

(w.the former you draw the hot vampettes into yr web o'sin))

― mark s, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes but if the vamp had only been kissing you when you're nose exploded suddenly then surely this is some kind of sexual failure?

― Ronan, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"when you're nose"?? I meant when your nose.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ronan you are sometimes so terribly young

― mark s, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry for being 18 mark, I'll do my best to grow up.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Admittedly actually I seemed closer to 14 there.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 11 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It doesn't matter if you try to grow up. You will anyway.

― maria, Wednesday, 12 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Snot vampires are the next craze

― dave q, Wednesday, 12 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We'll see.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 12 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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