Gary Numan's Own salad dressing

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Co-worker 1: What's that you're eating, something healthy?

Co-worker 2: It's those new McDonald's salads, they finally didn't fuck something up. They come with the Newman's Own salad dressing, you know, like Gary Numan?

Me: Haha, Gary Numan's salad Dressing. What does it taste like?

Co-worker 1: Crashed airplane parts!

Me: Car exhaust and DESPAAAAIR.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

wow, relatively tasteful GN jokes.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

no wait, I totally confused him with Gary Glitter for a second. ignore above post.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

How about Randy Newman's Own? "Now Dripping With 10% More Sarcasm!"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Neubauten's Own

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

They used to have Rob Newman's Own, but nobody's seen that in the supermarket since 1993.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Numan." < /jerry seinfeld>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"My Love Is A Liquid"

― Paul Eater (eater), Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Also feel free to make up your own musician-endorsed foodstuffs.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Newcleus' Own: "With Jam On It!"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Neu!mann's own: the flavor goes on and on...

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 8 May 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Man or Hellmann's Mayonaisse (is that spelled right? I never spell mayo right.)
Kenny GE lightbulbs, appliances, &c.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 May 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Are Friends Creamy Ranch?

― hstencil, Thursday, 8 May 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

John Mayer Weiners. Which is perfect, cause he IS a weiner.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 May 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Your Baloney is a Wonderland.

― hstencil, Thursday, 8 May 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I never knew you cared.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 May 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually heard that song in the grocery store on Monday.

― hstencil, Thursday, 8 May 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Are "Salads" Electric?
My Salad in Vain
Saladlane
Berzerker Bleu Cheese

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 May 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Gary Numan's Own line of Frankfurters: "Tubesteak Army"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ad for Gary Numan's own phone service -- "Call AT&T and tell them, 'Me! I disconnect from you!'"

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, if only i had photoshop! i think that this:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre000/e030/e030737q96v.jpg

or this:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc800/c838/c83876nu49n.jpg

photoshopped onto this:

http://www.newmansown.com/images/4a6_oandv/4a6_oandv_r16_c05.gif

would be quite amusing!

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

one more time:

http://www.newmansown.com/images/4a1_balsamic/4a1_balsamic_r07_c02.gif

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

drat! the image is here, if anyone with photoshop wants to take a crack at it.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Gary Numan always looks deranged. I know he's going for a 'different' look, but I wonder if deranged is what he's going for. I guess deranged pop stars are kinda good, but

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 9 May 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Tad, get me a better image of the bottle and I can do it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 9 May 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus? Tapioca.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 9 May 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(The question mark shows as a TM sign on my screen.)

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 9 May 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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