Funny Conversations in the Elevator

Here's mine:

The other day I was in the elevator, arriving to work at 11:00. Man in elevator turns to me and says, "Excuse me, do you work in this building?" I was thinking he was going to lay some heavy shit on me about the building rules or something, but I said, "Yeah".

To my surprise, he then asked, "You a graphics person?" and I replied, "Yes.... why?" He then informed me that he works on the 6th floor and all his graphics guys roll in around the same time (late).

Hee hee. He was making a joke.

So, I said, just before I got off, "Yeah, well artists drink every single night, you know. That's like one of the first things they teach you in art school. Makes you creative."

Hee hee. I was making a joke. It's funny because it's true!

I must be one hell of an artist, then.

*nickalicious riding down on hotel elevator*

*elevator stops, doors open, guy walks in*

nickalicious: what floor do you want?
guy on elevator: five
nickalicious: oh, cool, that's my favorite floor!

*ps I was drunk and laughing evil impish cackle-laughters*

hey everybody, hstencil drinks every night! it's funny cause it's TRUE!

when i'm alone in the elevator i wave to the little camera and pull faces sometimes

it's sad because it's funny because it's true.

I thought you were off the booze this week.

that's what I keep telling myself, too.

a friend of mine who operated a tourist-y sightseeing elevator in uni used to measure the quality of his work day by how many times he was asked "so--i'll be this job has its ups and downs!"

over/under was about once per hour

Letterman had a Top 10 "things you don't want to hear when in an elevator". The only one I remember is "Does this look infected to you?"

"Hi, I'm Becky Lucas, who the hell are you?"

Gah, I meant B*cky Luc*s, sigh.