Weird stereotypes: Where do they come from? Do they seem to have evidence?

People from East Texas are idiots. The whole drawling, drooling lot of them are dumb as a bag of foreskins and should be fucking shot. Starting, perhaps, with all my Aunts and Uncles on Gramma's side. Let's stop prison overcrowding. Kill my relatives.

Actually, that's true.

I must refer my learned colleague to my earlier missive.

White people were blessed with the gift of structure and organization. You guys do a good job of building businesses and things of that nature and you know how to tap into money pretty much better than a lot of people do around the world.

Hispanics are gifted in family structure. You can see a Hispanic person and they can put 20 or 30 people in one home. They were gifted in the family structure.

When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. They're very creative. And you look at the Indians, they have been very gifted in the spirituality.

When you put all of that together, guess what it makes. It forms a complete image of God. God made us different because he was trying to create himself. He was trying to form himself, and then we got kind of knuckleheaded and kind of pushed everything aside.

INDIAN
These guys are pretty smart and resilient (see Gandhi starring Ben Kingsley). The women are also babes (except for the occasional fuzzy one) and the guys make good doctors. Unlike black people they CAN sunburn, which is a problem because a lot of Canadian ones will go down to Mexico and act all tough and then get fried (they go kind of purple). They used to stink but they don't anymore.

AFRICAN
Blacks tend to have sickle-shaped blood cells, which is fine in hot temperatures where your blood is thin but can lead to trouble in colder places where the thicker blood cells will stick to each other and cause sickle-cell anemia. Another thing about them is that their heels tend to be right angles instead of bulging out at the back like normal.
In 1974 John R. Baker broke down the Africans into two categories: Sanids (Bushmen) and Negrids. This is too complicated. There are way too many different kinds to understand. In America, for example, there are the hard-working, educated ones that are even better than white people. They do all the good things that good white people do but they are less hokey and can party. The bad American ones are fucking scary and are rarely discussed. Abroad the same pattern follows but more exaggerated. In Africa the nice ones are so educated they invent entire cultures. The bad ones, however, would eat the bad American ones alive. If you've ever seen how fearless a Zimbabwean gas attendant is during the night shift in the heart of Queens you know what we're getting at. They are used to watching lions eat their friends so it's like 'bring it on.'
The rest of the places - West Indies, Barbados, Jamaica - are just fun-loving jolly people with rich and interesting accents.
Incidentally, mulattos have an incredible metabolism. The same way a purebred dog is a weak one, mulattos take the best of being white and the best of being black and make a person that is smarter and fitter. The only drawback is the increased metabolism means more B.O. (see any Lenny Kravitz party).
Here's another weird thing. They have this rule where if you have a drop of black blood you're black. That means Arabs are black. However, Arabs are Semites like Jews, so Jews are black' They became white after moving to Europe so I guess they're mulatto. Mediterranean people like Italians are kind of mulatto too. There should be a new category here called HYBRIDS but fuck it.

AMERICAN INDIAN
These people used to be really cool but are basically fucked now. They used to only have to work 15 hours a week for food and shelter and therefore still love sleeping. Another interesting thing about them is that they have weird earwax. It is powdery and not waxy at all.
Soon there will be no American Indians because they will have been killed via disease and 'culture smushing' by the white man (see bottom of chart).
Eskimos also fit into this category. They are capable of much lower temperatures than other races (duh).

POLYNESIAN, MICRONESIAN, MELANESIAN
These are basically Spanish Asians. That's why they're brown. Polynesians are the lightest of these tropical island people and Melanesians are almost black. So black, in fact, that they used to be considered abbos.
These three races include all those island people like Hawaiian and Seychelles people'the ones who wear hula skirts and can kill you with a blow dart. They are incredibly agile (note how all DMC champions are Philippino).

EUROPEAN
White people are a funny bunch. Many Asians will note, upon their arrival to America, that 'white people smell like hamburger.' They did very well a few hundred years ago but are kind of over now. At best the good ones will own a lawn care company (or something) and like the Who, but they are drastically outnumbered by the bad ones. Unlike other races the bad ones fall into two groups. There are the rich ones: Jack Welch, Dick Cheney, and the like. These men would let the whole world sink into the sea if it meant another SUV for their daughter. The other kind is called white trash. They would sell their baby for crack no problem. Many use the phrase 'good while it lasted' when discussing this group.

AUSTRALIAN (ABBO)
Not exactly killing shit as far as the babe population goes. Almost extinct thanks to white people, the abbos haven't been doing well for about 500 years now. One weird characteristic about abbos is that they have this point in their life called a 'walkabout' where, sometime around 18 years of age, they will just start walking and walking and walking. They leave all their stuff and start a new life when they get to wherever it is they end up walking to but they all do it and nobody knows why.

As already quoted once by Ramosi, the above is from Vice's pretty funny guide to the races. http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n2/htdocs/the_vice_guide.php

(I find this funny cuz I was sweating a lot last night and somebody told me my BO smelled like ganja and roast beef)

NYC: death metaller = Mexican or Puerto Rican

Can't remember the last time I saw any other ethnicity with long hair, headphones and a Deicide t-shirt. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, but I'm generally talking about on or around the subway.

1.  I don't like Spanish-language music.
2.  I don't watch novelas.
3.  I don't particularly care for parties, nor would I go horribly out of my way for one.
4.  I don't have a single clingy outfit in my wardrobe.
5.  I keep my hair as close to my scalp as possible and even enlist the help of hairspray to achieve this goal.
6.  I cannot stand the taste of beer, or indeed most other alcoholic beverages.
7.  You would have to pay me to agree to a picnic or a barbecue in the following months: May - September.
8.  One of the things that makes me rush to the nearest restroom is food that has too much grease in it.
9.  I love being an American, and I love speaking English. I do not want to live in some mythical land that is essentially a Mexico where Los Lobos is the most revered musical artist out there, instead of Vicente Fernandez. Nor do I actually want to live in Mexico itself.
10. I do not vote for a candidate just by party or ethnicity alone, just as I wouldn't vote for the "cutest" candidate or the one who comes from the "right" area.
11. I don't wear clothing in loud colors. Loud colors = ick.
12. I don't wear huge earrings. Huge earrings = ick, too.
13. I don't like animal printed anything. Animal prints = ick, part three.
14. I don't have this undying need to be chased by a bull, or to do battle with a bull, or even to wear a silly hat.
15. I don't have a frilly old peasant-style outfit or a frilly old gyspy-style outfit in my wardrobe, nor do I feel compelled to go out and get one.
16. I'm not too keen on the idea of eating exotic animal parts.
17. I don't use saffron in everything I make.
18. See #6 (above) for my opinion re: sangria.
19. My family does not eat a buffet of little appetizers for every one of our meals.
20. I do not shake my hips while dancing, nor would I dance to something vaguely Arabesque that requires the singer to clap his hands while singing.
21. I don't care what the Iglesias clan are doing at this moment.
22. I don't exactly keep up with ETA's or GRAPO's activities on a daily basis. (I dislike them and wish they were gone, sure. I just don't know what they did last week, if they in fact did anything.)
23. I honestly have no clue what's going on in the world of soccer (football) right now.
24. None of my relatives ever knew Pablo Picasso personally.
25. I'm not really into nightlife or the club scene.
26. The notion that any one of my male relatives might be a good lover or a "Casanova" makes me either laugh or gag.

I think that should be it.

Heh. I knew this would be Dee. :-)

"Scottish people are really stubborn" -my mom, blaming my dad's side

Dee hates fun. :(

Wow. After just 56 posts, am I predictable already? *grins*

Steve said (that did not rhyme):
Dee do you dig Morrissey?

Quite. Six feet under, in fact. Only kidding. No, I'm a fan of The Smiths/Morrissey, yes.
(What inspired you to ask that, btw?)

Curtis said:
Dee hates fun. :(

I don't. I have lots of fun. I have fun by listening to music, or by cooking, or by doing tons of other things. I'm just not crazy.

*grins once more for good measure*