Typing Monkeys in NOT Producing Shakespeare Shocker!

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― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 May 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Saw this at work the other day. What a massive fucking waste. Republicans.

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 10 May 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Basement Jaxx and Montgomery Burns to thread!

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 10 May 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i bet that they're REPUBLICAN monkeys ... which is why they didn't produce shit (like their human republican counterparts).

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 10 May 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

But they did produce shit!

"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard," added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 May 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i stand corrected ... though their behavior makes them even more like Republicans!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 10 May 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

compare the monkeys' behavior to the typical behavior of yer typical right-wing sunday morning talkshow gasbag -- i know that i see some striking similarities:

At first, said Phillips, "the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it.

monkeys may not produce another Shakespeare, but the following indicates that they may well produce another Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh screed!

Eventually, monkeys Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe and Rowan produced five pages of text, composed primarily of the letter S. Later, the letters A, J, L and M crept in.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 10 May 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

They should try it with kittens. That'll be much better. And octopuses or octopi are whatever are really intelligent too.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 10 May 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

the chickenbear would produce a masterpiece!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 10 May 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

SSKPELEPSPSSJKK

by TUBCAT

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 10 May 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i bet that anything they typed could be song-titles for the next Autechre CD!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 10 May 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It could also be the lyric sheet

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 10 May 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(TS: Tubcat vs Tubgirl)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 May 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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