Badger goes on Rampage, No one dead

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Rampaging badger's reign of terror

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Apart from Boris the Badger that is.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, now we know why RickyT has been so quiet lately... ;-)

― kate, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh I was about to ask what the hell Ricky had been up to as well! ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

The BBC's version of things.

"The animal was nowhere to be seen, but early on Friday morning Mr Weaver received a call from police after it was seen chasing people."

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It woke someone up? With a gentle nudge and a cup of tea? Badgers can climb the stairs into peoples bedrooms? I though they were related to Daleks?

― alix (alix), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you ever been to Evesham? Frankly, I'm not surprised Boris snapped - place is a hell hole.

Best line from reports: "Mr Weaver said there was no need for people to start fearing an onslaught of badger attacks."

― Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

During Boris's reign of terror, he also forced two police officers who were trying to catch him to retreat to the safety of their patrol car.

The hell? I know the badger was trying to bite people, but it's still a badger. Policemen hiding from a badger sounds pretty pathetic.

I was hoping this would be a Ricky T thread!

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

If it was a Rampage rampage, then Ricky T would have mutated properly and busted up buildings and devoured its inhabitants before transforming back into a little guy in underwear who skulked away...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Metro said that the filth had to jump on top of the patrol car to avoid the rampaging badger. It had been hand reared so had no fear of humans but instead a MOUNTING RAGE AND DESIRE FOR BLUD!! Moral of the story - badgers need nature not nurture...

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Nostradamus predicted this. We truly are living in the end times.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The badger was obviously in search of madness, mayhem and mashed potato. And his mate Bodger.

http://www.geocities.com/KTVAUK/shows/Bodger_and_Badger.html#s1

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

How can I join the Worcestershire Badger Society?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Moral of this story = beat your badger.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if I'm happy that Ned made the joke I wanted to make or creeped out.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Both, of course.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps the next X-Men movie can pit the Wolverine against a badger.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

My money's on the badger.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Wolverine will have to find a car to hide in.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo, that badger sounds fucking fierce, we should invite him to the next party.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Fancy A Badger? (FAB for short) would be excellent, it sounds more charming than FAP.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Utterly brilliant. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Utterly brilliant until the furries show up.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Pervert.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah Dan but what about the badgers?

*ahem* I'll get me coat...

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Must be painful for the badgers to get caught by the fuzz, no?

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 15 May 2003 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

everybody knows, badgers like....mashed potatoes!*

*actually it has not been scientificlly determined if nocturnal mammals favour a diet consisting primarily of processed amalgamated carbohydrates

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 15 May 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Bill Bailey to thread!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Elaine King, chief executive of the National Federation of Badger Groups, said: "Badgers are powerful animals and we strongly advise against their domestication. Boris's behaviour was quite unlike that of a wild badger, which would have an instinctive fear of humans."

What fear? Sounds like Boris just wanted to metaphorically slap down a few humans...

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

God help us if something like this ever happens in the United States, where the badgers have muttonchop sideburns and are the size of Datsuns

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

And what's this "no one dead" thing? The badger died! Which is a shame because he sounds like a badass motherfucker, like the Vader of badgers

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

i think the government scientist guy should step the fuck off.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

colin dann needs to pick up that galdarn pen again

― Just got offed, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

Our badger!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4076/4858235506_b7423853e4_z.jpg
Safe from welsh farmers.

― i find music confusing and annoying (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

Meanwhile, in Basra...

― I can use my expense account if I say they're 'sugarbabes' (CONGO, M.D.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

lol at this thread title.

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 4 August 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

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