"Of course, if the world does end on Thursday sceptics will face a position of unthinkable embarrassment."

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Quite.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Nedtrodamus speaking?!

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 15 May 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh god. Chris V., just photoshop that now and be done with it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, what happened to my comment? I posted it and it disappeared. Cult forces at work?

slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 15 May 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

HA!

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 15 May 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

skepticism is never an embarrassing position.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 15 May 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, sure. Schedule the apocalypse on the same day as a total lunar eclipse on the Pacific side of the world.

"See? The moon become all dark and red.. ooooh! We were partially right..."

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Jehovah's Witness in 1913: World will end in 1914.

Jehobah's Witness in 1925: 1914 was a pretty bad year.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 15 May 2003 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://rarara.v21hosting.co.uk/photos/Nedtrodamus.jpg

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

What the hell is that?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Jehovah's Witnesses have done it far more than that. They predicted it in the 70's as well, and again in the late 80's. While predicting: we are God's instruments. While recapitulating: we are only men.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

And all the while: be very very afraid.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

if i do that ned there is a real chance the world will end.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.twcny.rr.com/felicity/nostradamus.jpg

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

To protect themselves from electro-magnetic waves allegedly directed at them by Communist aggressors, members of Pana Wave drape themselves - and surrounding trees, bushes or crash barriers - in white fabric.

Well DUH! Of course you need to wear white robes to avoid electro-magnetic waves from Communists.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

if i do that ned there is a real chance the world will end.

It would only seem appropriate.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

...but I will oblige.

http://www.imagedeposit.com/Ad_images/Imagedeposit_dot_com_Big_ID_1233__NedSTRADAMUS.jpg

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I completely missed that point.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure looking satisfied with my quatrains.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean 'the point'.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned did you get my email? I emailed you man.

Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I did! And wrote back. Did you receive it?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I did not. well coudl you write to this address?
pennysong3000@hotmail.com

please? sorry if you have to re-type a long, tearful life story

Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

In three words or so? ;-) Hold on!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

must. find. transcendence.

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The world did not end. Bastards.

(note: there are still six hours left of the day for Pacific Americans, but since this idea was borne in Japan, where it is already Friday, I still declare it so.)

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 16 May 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

My poor best friend Nadja was in hysterics yesterday thinking the world would end. She always gets paranoid and freaks out when she hears about doomsayers and wars and the like.

But we all seem to still be here. Mind you, I did hear tell that it wasnt just the 15th that was the end of the world, but that they think this planet will sweep past us btwn now and the end of the month!?

AAIIEEE start storing the cans of beans and moving to Tasmania everyone!

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 May 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

As long as it's still Thursday somewhere in the world, it's still possible that they could be right. Let's not count the Pana Wave theory out just yet. Also, is it just a coincidence that there is going to be a total eclipse of the moon tonight?

o. nate (onate), Friday, 16 May 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The world will end when I say it can.

Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 16 May 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Hanle y Deus has spoken!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

So we're all still here then.

The Church of the Subgenius predicted the 5th of July 2007. Has there ever been an official retraction or apology and a 'we got it wrong' type speech from any of these herberts? ever?

pisces, Thursday, 19 July 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

i believe they prefer to be called bobs, not herberts.

hstencil, Thursday, 19 July 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

I think you'll find they're predicting the 5th July 2008.

onimo, Thursday, 19 July 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

On a lighter note (not), when I was, oh, eight or nine I guess, I was told that a detailed story explaining how armageddon would come in four or five years (ie., the christian one, with the antichrist and all that). Of course, being a little kid - and we were more innocent back then - I took a detailed story to be a convincing one, and therefore spent the next few years waiting for wars, plague, and death to come. Part of what was convincing about the story was the fact that it was sort of undisprovable, because I wasn't told something specific like July 5, 2008 - it was just a range of three years or something.

It sounds silly now, but it really completely traumatized me for a long time (and probably has some lasting effects that I don't even fully understand). I mean, what nine-year-old (and not particularly religious) kid regularly wakes up having nightmares that the agents of the antichrist are walking the earth and could begin slaughtering innocents at any moment?

If anyone ever deserved to have their ass sued off it was the "counsellor" who saddled me with that.

mitya, Thursday, 19 July 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

out him/her here!

pisces, Thursday, 19 July 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

When I was in my teens, I used to go talk to members of the New Israel of Yahweh who hung out on the boardwalk at Ocean City, NJ. They predicted the end of the world, or the second coming, or something like that, and when I asked them how they could be sure, they said the prophet Jeremiah (returned to earth, and living in Atlantic City) had told them. Next year, when the deadline had come and gone, I asked them what had happened, and the explanation was that someone in the group had misinterpreted what Jeremiah had said. That was an educational interaction.

Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 19 July 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

If anyone ever deserved to have their ass sued off it was the "counsellor" who saddled me with that.

I had the same experience, mitya. Scary monsters, murders, Dr Who, all fine. But watching some documentary pegged onto some crank's prediction that the world would end the following day -- I had to be talked down from my state of fear by my parents.

Alba, Thursday, 19 July 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)


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