Attn M. Matos- what are you doing calling in to Portuguese yoof TV shows?

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So I've been sick the past few days, too drowsy to read and too nauseous to listen to music, thus forcing me to just lay on the couch for hours watching tv. On came an episode of forcedly cheerful Portuguese youth call-in show "Curto Circuito", this time focusing on what Portuguese yoof thinks of the miracle of Fátima (local saint miracle shebang) and of religion in general.

So a fella by the name of Michaelangelo Matos calls in, sez that he has total faith in God (like, totally!), badgers the resident DJ about listening to his crappy x-ian Nu Metal demos, and then he requests a Deftones video.

Matos, was that really NECESSARY?

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 15 May 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jazz-not-jazz.de/graphik6/1/mateo.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 15 May 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/matostones.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

that's so awesome!

― hstencil, Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Come...to MATOS! COME COME TO MATOS!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we photoshop Matos onto the AFX "Windowlicker" cover?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure, why not?
http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/mastoslicker.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

hubba hubba

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

His expression fits that picture so perfectly!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like "yeah, I know I've got the good stuff, but what have you done for me lately?".

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos, why must you look so much like me? Do all rock writers resemble each other more and more as they get older?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, they are just a collective of robots.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

*beep clank crumble*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god, can someone please put warnings on these threads so I know not to fill my mouth with coffee when opening them?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos is the new Ned.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

But so much better for Photoshop--do you see how every single Matos face so far has been different? With Ned, we've only got two shots to work with! Matos apparently has collections of photos!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

GRRR. FINE FINE, if you want more photos, bring your damn cameras to the FAP and go nuts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, we will, my friend. We will.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Guys gone nuts"

I'm not sure I would like to see those pictures.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I have the uncomfortable feeling I have just dug my own grave and then filled it after me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Someday we will all collapse into a dry, shrivelled, Greil-Marcus-looking heap, our frail noses no longer able to hold up the obligatory black-framed glasses. Rock critic death is not pretty.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear I have creeped M. Matos out with these pics and that he will never speak to me again.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 16 May 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

STFU, those are the best pictures ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

:::speechless:::

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 16 May 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear I have creeped M. Matos out with these pics and that he will never speak to me again.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), May 16th, 2003.

:::speechless:::
-- M Matos (michaelangelomato...), May 16th, 2003.

CARRUTHERS IS A WITCH I TELL YOU.. A WIIIIITCH!!!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 16 May 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

answer the question matos

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if he asked for "Minerva"?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I'm worried that Matos will mail me a good chunk of his music collection!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 16 May 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

He will when he sees this:

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/allymatos2.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

my stomach just turned

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos, how do you keep your stubble at that "not quite beard" stage indefinitely? Doesn't that itch like a motherfucker?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

AND WHY DO YOU AND ALLY HAVE THE SAME HAIRCUT?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like some kind of Matos Raggett ubermorph and it will destroy you all.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Pretty, but manly as well.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice couple.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

that's about a tight #2 clipper guard beard, i do believe. A loose #1 will do it, too, if you want it a tad shorter.

― Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 16 May 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the Michael Moore beard!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 17 May 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

So, I'm going to say this even though Matos is going to kill me--does that picture mean me and him should do "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" at the inevitable NYC Karaoke FAP?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 17 May 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

not it does not.

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 17 May 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

he would do anything for love, but he won't do that

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 17 May 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

YES IT DOES, Mr. Matos

Please keep in mind I am threatening to do "True" by Spandau Ballet.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 May 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

haha "threatening"
(actually I have no idea what that means)

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 17 May 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

If you had ever heard my singing voice in the past, you would.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 May 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(oh yeah, I am mocking you in order to get your ire up so you will embarrass yourself in public. thanks for helping to remind me)

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 17 May 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

But but but I was already figuring to do it before my ire was anywhere near up! Which it isn't!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 May 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

[shrugs]

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 17 May 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw man.

(BTW, a Ratpure hunch of yours was brilliantly confirmed, assuming the band had anything to do with the music before their set last night...because the song played right before they went on stage was "Higher Than the Sun." ;-))

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 May 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Should I get to the NYC FAP, I solemnly promise a rendition of "Solitary Man."

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 18 May 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Paradise By the Dashboard Light" has been a choice part of my karaoke repertoire whenever I've been lucky enough to have someone up to the challenge of duetting with me. If I'm forced to do solo Loaf I gladly accept "Bat Out of Hell."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 May 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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