ILx Constitutional Crisis

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Should there be a constitution - a bill of understand which then gets amended. Or do we go the UK method and rely on twisty twiney case law? And what is the ultimate arbiter of our right to appeal?

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

What do you think this is...the Platinum Club?

― Olav from Sidcup, Friday, 16 May 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It seems to be working well at the moment, in a funny way.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The funnier the better.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

What in the name of pig latin are you talking about? Rules? Here?

piffle.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS IS NOT A FORM OF REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT! IT'S THE INTERNET! WHO WILL PROTECT US!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Anarchy for the ILE!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I personally am in favour of a totalitarian regime, preferably with really humiliating punishments.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

sodomising bee stick to thread.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear God, no. Internet communities that go that route inevitably degenerate into little more than discussions of it unless they're strictly-moderated mailing lists/boards devoted to a specific topic which can be kept to. 90% of non-fluffy books on online communities to thread.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

We the People of ILX, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for ILXOR.

Article. I.

Section 1.
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a load of cockfarmers.

Section 2.
Er

Section 3.
That's it

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I AM THE FUTURE, PROLETARIAT UNITE.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *whack* *whack* *whack* *stinging anal probe*

― Sodomizing Bee Stick (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh Dan, I didn't know you cared.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan is making ILE like that film Fortress. That's a great film btw.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

*weeps*

― smee (smee), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Saurian Trust: Would you like a nice shiny sovereign?
ILx: Oooh Yes!!
ST: *to omiself* Bwahahaha

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan is some kind of state-sponsored sodmising bee stick executioner, in nothing but a pair of leather pants and a gimp mask.

It's a painful job, but someone's got to do it.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Fortress 2: Re-entry. Now there's a film

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

haha yes I watched that too the next week, thats how sad my break from clubbing was.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

DOes Dan Perry work for the MenTel corporation.

Alang - you missed out the Erection Section. (Section 4).

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt - keep your fantasies to yourself please!

― smee (smee), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah! (Unless I get a paycheck; I need the dough, yo.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I will be the empress of ile if you all submit to my will and allow me to smite some of you.

Well, maybe most of you.

Okay, all of you! But you had it coming...

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the idea of Fortress 3: Capital Punishment.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Fortress 3: Bee Sticking Around.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

They're too busy bee sticking to put anybody down...

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Personally, I see myself as a groveling page, working my way up in a world of political intrigue through favors and anal sex.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Truly there is some vile work here on this thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw Tron the other day and wondered what kind of hell would have happened if instead of a ropey CPU what only knew how to play lightcycles he came up against the might that is the processing brane behind ILx.

Tron wouldn't stand a chance.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I demand the right to post meaningless posts.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

nineteen years pass...

https://www.ilxor.com/faq.html

Ilx is light on moderation, so if you're going to post here a lot there's a sort of responsibility not to be an arsehole or act destructively. Try to keep personal slams against other posters to a minimum, and if you start not enjoying it take a break rather than try to stop other people enjoying it too. That's all fairly obvious really.

― c u (crüt), Thursday, 23 March 2023 13:34 (two years ago)

otm

― sarahell, Thursday, 23 March 2023 13:48 (two years ago)

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