Gigolo Jess (not quite work safe)

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I got this link from the latest b3ta newsletter - Gigolo Jess! As they say in the letter, "a bit tragic", and if you're not at work, check out picture 5 in the gallery. When I saw it, the words "My", "Oh" and "God" appeared in my head, not quite in that order.

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I just don't want to know.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

No wonder jess has been shunning ile.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha, that's really funny!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

not accusing, but doesn't it look photoshopped? hehe

― ron (ron), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Beautiful. Jess's money worries at last solved!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Person X has competition!

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

better than mine!

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i am shocked and appalled

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

For two seconds.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

haha he kinda looks like my dad

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, you are fucking HUNG!

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon now, we spend enough time comparing our dicks on ILM...

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

sounds like you just DO want to know, Nordic! (btw, email me yr mailing address again so I can send you that mix-CD, thanks)

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

That dick is soooo photoshopped.

― Mandee, Friday, 16 May 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

the rest isn't?!

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what I'm more disturbed by...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You guys have clearly not looked at enough pictures of naked guys if you find this picture at all interesting.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

a couple jokes about semi-porn standing in for That Fucker Jess Harvell /= actual abiding interest in said porn

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

there needs to be more porn that speaks for me

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

This porn says nothing to me about my life.

― Morrissey (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 May 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

What this guy's missing is some cold azz spelling.

Jigg-lo Je$$ -- for instance.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 16 May 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i kiss you all. (with my big dick.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 May 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

So I saw the photos, and not to be flippant, but uh,.. Photoshop or not, I'm not impressed.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 16 May 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG!!!! He's gorgeous!

― Enid Roach (Enid Roach), Friday, 16 May 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

if thas impressive i have a whole new line of work open to me

― H (Heruy), Friday, 16 May 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

DB and H in giant civil-war-walrus-mustaches shocker.

― chester (synkro), Friday, 16 May 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, all we're missing is being animated by Terry Gilliam.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 16 May 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"*gasp*...*grunt*...Oh my god Bruce...IT'S THE POLICE!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

DEAR GOD WHY, WHY DID I LOOK AT THIS? MY EYES! MY EYES!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 17 May 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Clearly photoshopped.

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 17 May 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep thinking Syd Barrett whenever I see this thread now

"A gigolo Jess..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 May 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I've seen photos of Ned Ragget flying the Spirit of St. Louis up the Statue of Liberty's nose that were less obviously photoshopped.

― HoraceMann, Monday, 19 May 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

not that I looked at photo #5, of course...

― HoraceMann, Monday, 19 May 2003 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(btw, email me yr mailing address again so I can send you that mix-CD, thanks)

haha, mix-CD being code for PICTURES OF MY WANG

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 19 May 2003 07:29 (twenty-two years ago)

How about Juggalo Jess? If there's one thing the world needs more of, it's insane clown p0rn.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

WICKED!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

All too wicked.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would I pay for Gigolo Jess, when I could have this guy for free? Damn. I'm not flat chested, left handed, and a smoker.

― Jodi (Celerina), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

remember when we got a cease and desist order from this dude?

― strongohulkington, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

p.s. do not click on the link in the opening post if you value your sanity.

― strongohulkington, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Cosign.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

well now i have to!

― tehresa, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

oh lolzzzzz

― tehresa, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

He's no Gigolo JOE, that's for sure:

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040713/165732__gigolo_l.jpg

O for the day I can have my very own non-inbred looking Kraftwerk MANmachine.

(ps. he is the one on the right)

― Abbott, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

His outfit is pretty stupid but I could program a newer & more attractive getup.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

remember when we got a cease and desist order from this dude?

No wai!

― Trayce, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

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