I just ate a bag of dicks

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Ooh! I feel bloated!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Just wait till you crap 'em out. That's like, erm, reverse butt sex. Whoa.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

At least it's not ringsting.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

tasty

― ThErEdNeD (ThErEdNeD), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

www.eatabagofdicks.com

― Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.eatabagofdicks.com/

There seems to be little point to this.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Hot cross-post action!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah. i just saw that the other day, after being asked to do so a couple of times on that other thread.

― Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

You just ate a bag of dicks = you are contestant on Fear Factor.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

ihttp://www.eatabagofdicks.com/

― kephm, Tuesday, 12 October 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yes please eat them yum yes

― kephm, Tuesday, 12 October 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no memory of starting this thread whatsoever.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you remember the salty goodness that was the bag of dicks?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Nor that.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Stoner.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, the thread was WILDLY successful anyway, so I'm not ashamed.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i wish you would stop changing your name. i remember being quite excited by Haro1d med1a. bring him back.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

oh no you didn't!

― scott seward, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

ugh son

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

hold me back

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

erect/flaccid? snipped? seasoned?

― dell, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

seventeen years pass...

we did it!

https://www.oed.com/information/updates/june-2025/new-word-entries/?tl=true

― mark s, Wednesday, 9 July 2025 15:33 (six months ago)

Eat a bee’s dick

― sideshow melt (wins), Wednesday, 9 July 2025 15:35 (six months ago)

I see the earliest citation is a 1995 New York magazine article about the NYC alt-comedy scene; "bag of dicks" is a line in an act by an unfortunately unnamed "female comic" opening up for Dave Attell.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 9 July 2025 15:47 (six months ago)

https://books.google.com/books?id=6eQCAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA56&dq=%22Doesn%27t+the+food+suck+the+biggest+bag+of+dicks+you%27ve+ever+tasted?%22

― jaymc, Wednesday, 9 July 2025 15:48 (six months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/CP0Tevx.jpg

― hungover beet poo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 July 2025 15:51 (six months ago)

uk food discourse ftw

― mark s, Wednesday, 9 July 2025 18:25 (six months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/aFtgyuP.png

Dicks is the place where the cool hang out

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 9 July 2025 19:15 (six months ago)

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