i used to believe that you could breath through the the hole in the end of your penis when you were swimming

In second grade it was common knowledge among us boys that the way you made your penis bigger was by holding pee in for as long as you could

For some reason I was under the impression that old women had toads in their breasts, and that was why they were saggy and couldn't give milk.

After spending too much time laying around with my pet dogs, I entered preschool. One day I walked in on a boy named Scotty going pee, and I came out saying, "Scotty has a tail". I truly believed for many years that penises were just tails, like my dogs had. AND I didn't think they had anything to do with whether a person was a male or a female. That just had to do with whether you had long or short hair.

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