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It's 6 PM and I haven't even gone out yet even though it's a lovely day. I haven't even bothered to wear a shirt for most of the day. I also have a headache. Last night I was up past 2 AM (on the same day I woke up at 6 AM) and could not sleep because of the drunken jock-ass whiteboys chortling and screaming out on the street. I have, in effect, completely wasted my day on MP3 searching and pointless websurfing.

So: how can I redeem this overall waste of a day?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 17 May 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Create a spontaneous orgy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 May 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Easy for you to say, Mr. Hair

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 17 May 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i suggest a quick prayer to the God Of Loafing, being grateful you can theoretically afford to spend a day doing feck all and then resolve to live life to the full starting tomorrow

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 17 May 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

you should be really manic. put on some cock-rock. clean your place top to bottom. work out strenuously.

no wait, that's a bad idea.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 17 May 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Go start a fight. Alternatively, as stevem points out, enjoy the fact that you just used a Saturday in the exact manner for which it was designed. No shame in that, certainly.

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 17 May 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

or just have an ice cream, Nate

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 18 May 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Go expose yrself in public. The sense of accomplishment will be palpable.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 18 May 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I was fully planning on going out tonight but now I'm considering throwing in the towel, at 9 on a saturday night. I feel so pathetic.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 18 May 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

don't get dressed. take it as a fuck-you-world-of-expectations day.

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 18 May 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

WHEN DID I TURN INTO A MORNING PERSON???

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 18 May 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

fah

Fancy A Ho?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 May 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

urgh--my day was a bit of a waste & I declined invitations to go out, so now I am at home and so bored I almost started a blog just to have something to do.

― slutsky (slutsky), Sunday, 18 May 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

A blog about being bored? Smashing.

Nate, I think this would be a fine day to discover a new way to masturbate. Gather up some lube or salad dressing, whichever you prefer, a pack of unsharpened pencils, and a length of a/v cable. Be creative.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 18 May 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, I am horrified at the fact that I inspire so much wanton sexual abandon in you people! Are you all just madly turned on by unkempt sideburns and cranky glowers?

Anyways, what I did was I went to Circuit City and picked up the new MP3 discman I ordered (my "old" one that I bought in December has gotten on my last nerve with its constant skipping and shitty chirp-filled playback and 10-hour battery life), listened to an embryonic version of my 1972 CD-R mix (opening with Ornette Coleman's "Skies Of America" and then seguing into The Jimmy Castor Bunch's "Creation/It's Just Begun" will rule so damn hard), went elpee shoppin' (Parallel Lines and The Best of Otis Redding and some Alice Cooper and New Wet Kojak and Easter and Can't Buy A Thrill), caught a bus and got home at midnight. That's pretty productive. And I didn't even have to show the world my testicockules.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 18 May 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't you, Nate? Didn't you??

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 18 May 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Does an illustration count?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 18 May 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Was it drawn to scale?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 18 May 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

[insert secret phone message pad sketch from The Big Lebowski here]

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 18 May 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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