Behold Your New God [not safe for work no mo]

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LOVE ME

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

he just signed with the Mavs

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i wonder how many kids he has hidden in that thing.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

the answer (as always): NOT ENOUGH

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

no 'whitey got fro!' jokes please (oh go on then)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST PICTURE EVER DAMMIT I WISH I HAD PHOTOSHOP.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

people eat up momus' cock but this they yawn at - what is the world coming to?

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I will give $8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to the first person to Photoshop Momus' cock onto MJ's face.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like he doesn't even know it's on him.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

With a picture like that who needs photoshop? I think that software has just been rendered obsolete.

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the big deal? It's just a picture of Liza Minelli in an afro fright wig!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

With a picture like that who needs photoshop? I think that software has just been rendered obsolete.

This is because you haven't experienced the mental image of Ned's or Ally's face superimposed upon that picture. Or Matos'. Or Sean C's. Or anyone's, really.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Whom should I do?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my goodness!!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

listen to your heart.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

jess where's that trife pic?

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i think it used to be on melissa's webpage (url unknown.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imagedeposit.com/Ad_images/Imagedeposit_dot_com_Big_ID_1233__afro.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.base58.com/stuff/momusjacko.jpg

I'M SORRY (pay up Perry)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

oh wait you said cock....damn

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imagedeposit.com/Ad_images/Imagedeposit_dot_com_Big_ID_1233__afroa.jpg

My work is done here.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't get it...hasn't Diana Ross looked like that for like 10 years now?

Oh wait...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The beauty, the horror, the fascination, the sheer...WRONGNESS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

after the first photo, things have only got better

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Without a doubt: BEST THREAD EVER. The Web might as well stop.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The look on his face + the positioning of his arm = OH MY GOD HE'S TOTALLY MASTURBATING HIS WANG*!

*or whatever it is he/she/it's got down there these days

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It's his oil level stick.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Some questions are better left unanswered, Nick.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Woah!!! He's tripping his nutsack in a frenzy of dikplay!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate all of you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Awwwww.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut up, I hate you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

*now to go post to the "tell Ally how to do her hair thread" that she needs a BIG HONKIN FRO*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear to god, if that occurs, there wil lbe BIG problems.

Couldn't you guys have at least photoshopped on a more attractive photo of me?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UgAtA*AaMJSgrJUbzkj87!u2BnOipdFLIr!IWgq8tTwYW*mv15mhARnpspKXnX8UeZ06W2JV!YcX4MRpwCr6wjTvbPWweS8z!Gk4yIymIzURkTLtdMD6oZ0yug*piMtC/micheljacksono.jpg?dc=4675422586587837859

― ron (ron), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

that really is a large penis

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 19 May 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/jacso-griz.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 19 May 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

laughing... can't breathe...

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 19 May 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

isnt that from the Goldfrapp website?

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 19 May 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

GO GRIZ IT'S YR BIRTHDAY

― ron (ron), Monday, 19 May 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the best thread ever. Seriously. It can never be outdone.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 19 May 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris V is my new hero.

― 980858468764, Monday, 19 May 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Do U Hat Mee, Ally?

― jm (jtm), Monday, 19 May 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ben Wallace, no!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 19 May 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

ile has become fark.com

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 19 May 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

but with more sweet sweet cock.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 19 May 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear g*d...I leave you alone for a day and this is what happens?

(Good work, all.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 19 May 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i have the trife pic somewhere. not in my site (duh - because it doesn't exist anymore)

― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 09:41 (twenty-two years ago)

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