teen lingo for beginners

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Make your speech more phatty! Serious, yo, this site is off the heezy. Keep it lo-lo.

http://www.thesourcefym.com/teenlingo/

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

This site is a laugh, check out their guide on how to talk to "youth":

http://www.thesourcefym.com/howdoi/speak2youth.asp

Wow, so you're telling me that if I want to hold the attention of a group of people I need to a) have a point, b) explain it, and c) support it with evidence. Shit, all this time I thought I could just ramble on with pointless rhetoric and they'd eat it up. What a fool I was!

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(Fox News joke here)

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

they don't even have "Wanksta"

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The solution: you can add your own lingo!

Let's abuse this feature moderately - first person to get their own bizarre entry into the database wins a cookie.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 19 May 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

this is actually a pretty smart site i think

however the prescription is pretty terrible: "oh no teenagers and even older folks are speaking weirdo Modern Talk. what to do!! lessee, spend time with them? ha ha let's not be redonkulous, bookmark this page for a checklist of potentially foul language"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 19 May 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Having grown up around it, this "yeah we're down wit da kidz" Cristian yoof shit really really exasperates me.

I mean this quote:

Or we could choose to make the point "You CAN control your anger." Then we could explain HOW to do so. By praying for God's help, counting to 10, and cutting down on how much Jerry Springer we watch.

Well at least they got the Jerry part right I guess...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 May 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

HA HA ha hahahaha HA HA HAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I am crazy.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

My absolute favourite:

ups-

the ability to jump very high. (see "hops") "Look, Billy's got mad ups!"

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, cuz teens say that like EVERY DAY. TEens to thread!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Whassup, bustas? Rimsprangle n cacafisch to y'all! Youz a buncha wam-huzzahs, fo shangle!

― Teens (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4ry891MRr1qayczvo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1277951470&Signature=XGDVjtHedvtdvD5EmgUiTgyblMU%3D

Now I finally understand what is this fap thing you all talk about...

― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://courses.cit.cornell.edu/hist100.96/elc/grungehoax.gif

― LB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

"defriend"

GEE I REALLY NEEDED THAT ONE EXPLAINED TO ME THANK U NEWSPAPER :|

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

Friend or associate

― you're the fucking treasurer (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

lets all get fap!
(fap fap fap fap fap fap)

― serious nonsense (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 05:52 (fifteen years ago)

that lexicon of grunge one was genius

― village idiot (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)

Pwnage To own

something lost in the translation there

― postcards from the (ledge), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:39 (fifteen years ago)

xp 'Megan Jasper (...) took the piss out of our gullible journalist.'

― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 12:13 (fifteen years ago)

I've been meaning to incorporate cob nobbler and lamestain into my vocabulary

― serious nonsense (CaptainLorax), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

also that news article image from Not the real Village People's post must have disappeared

― serious nonsense (CaptainLorax), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

hey! what happened! it's here:
http://9gag.com/full/28055

― Not the real Village People, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

coolith

― serious nonsense (CaptainLorax), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

someone with a lisp knows how to have cool

― serious nonsense (CaptainLorax), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

i've been saying coolth as the opposite of warmth since i was a babby or thereabouts

― king solomon and the surrealists (electricsound), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

well it's a word

― conrad, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

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