If you were to be reincarnated as an animal, which one would you choose to come back as?

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Forget any notions you may have regarding the afterlife - imagine for a moment you will (eventually) be reincarnated as the animal of your choice. What would you like to be?

I'd be a cat. A sleek, hedonistic, pleasure-seeking cat. I'd be ace at climbing trees and a vicious hunter. I'd have the loudest purr of any cat you have ever known, and I would sleep contentedly all afternoon in that bit at the end of the bed where the sunlight streams through the window.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha - someone asked me this very question as a chat-up line on Saturday night! I think I said an eagle or a hawk or other such mean motherfucking bird of prey.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Answer as before. A hungry hippo.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Some sorta supervirus. They are animals, aren't they? Or are they?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Chickenbear!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Something at the top of the food chain. Panther would be awesome. Or owl.

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

human

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Toasty.

― Scaredy Cat, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

A goldfish, if I am lucky.

― lucas (lucas), Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

that smoking monkey I used to post the photo of, cuz I love smoking.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

darn you jel! now i gotta come back as a catbus or something like that.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

I hate life and people

― Tiffany Leigh Wimpey, Thursday, 4 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Goats are stupid.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 4 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd be a donkey. i have real empathy for them. so cute, such little horsey/muley things. and their big eyes. oh i could just cry.

― the angry cowboy (dick), Thursday, 4 December 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Bonobo, male.
2. Bonobo, female, queen.
3. Probably cat.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 December 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

something big and carnivorous.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 4 December 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

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