least appetizing food names

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Apparently there's some "White Chunk" cookie mix in the panty right now. I'm not really looking forward to eating those cookies.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

PANTRY goddammit

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

*waiting for Dan*

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mrbrainsfaggots.com/

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Pasta Putanesca. Literally translates as "slut's pasta"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

kumquat

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently there's some "White Chunk" ... in the panty

A little Monistat should clear that right up.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have anything for blood sausage?

― NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

A Hot Pocket, perhaps?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

shit on a shingle.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Buttery sweet TOASTER dolls!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Welsh rarebit (yes, I know it's good), ribs (think about it!), and head cheese come to mind.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no way I can top Jody's comment; sheer brilliance.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

custard

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Spotted dick (or spotted dog, which isn't much better).

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

bangers and mash. reminds me of the time i slammed my finger in the car door.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

elephant ears

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Bubble and squeak. I'm sure that's an accurate description of its effects, but my appetite is not whetted.

And referring to mashed potatoes as "smashed" strikes me as unbelievably childish.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

haggis

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Monkeybread.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan: what? Do you mean sweetbread?

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"butter"

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

DingDongs (this may only apply to hetero males)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

parsnip

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

headcheese

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I mean monkeybread. It's kind of like a gigantic cinnamon roll, but going by the name you'd think it was either pureed monkey loaf or po' food given to the white man by the darkies.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Fritz for reaffirming my belief that my posts go unnoticed! ;-)

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Moon Over My Hammy

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that one always kind of bugged. Denny's is pretty dodgy all round.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that a food name or a command???

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I really really don't want to think about your hammy, Dan.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Remind me to tell you all the story of being beaten with a jelly slipper by a large drunk black woman in the Denny's parking lot at three a.m.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Pardon me, but that's Moons Over My Hammy, Denny's answer to the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity Breakfast. (Note: I just googled the Rooty-Tooty to make sure it really was IHOP's and glimpsed some sort of customer review of The Breakfast Club that said something like "these teens sure aren't rooty, tooty, fresh or fruity." Holy crap.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Cock-a-leekie soup, makes me think of someone with a urinary tract infection expressing into a bowel.

― Saskia, Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

or a bowl even

― Saskia, Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"Barfi"--Indian dessert.

― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmmm that reminds me I'm a gonna go get some Indian sweets after work today.

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

just "cock-a-leekie", the "soup" is redundant.

</me scottish mum>

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry bryan

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It's ok!

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Clam chowder. I've no idea what it is, but "chowder" sounds like a cross between powder and, um, vomit, or something.

― OleM (OleM), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Pop Tarts

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Grape Nuts.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Mueslix

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Quorn
Toad in the hole
Grits

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Meatloaf

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah he is pretty unappetising :D

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Nuh uh, girlfriend! *snaps fingers above head*

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

artichoke

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

beef stroganoff.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/

tears of laughter *guaranteed*.

― piscesboy, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The All New Grilled Stuft Cheese-Injected 7-Layer Colon Exploder Gorditacofajitazilla Extra Value Combo Meal Deal

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Tongue.

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

*Least* appetising, James.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Gnocchi"

Yuck.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Tripe. It's absolutely disgusting to taste also.

― Saskia, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

horehound drops
scrod (a juvenile cod)
jugged hare
lutefisk (tr: "lye fish")
Drowned Baby (another imaginatively-named pudding - see Spotted Dick)
hung pheasant
Violet Crumble

― Aimless, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

eighteen years pass...

"Seafood": Usually means just "shrimp". Screw shrimp.

"Breakfast X": X has eggs. Eggs can go suck an egg. Don't people eat anything besides eggs for breakfast?

― Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Saturday, 25 September 2021 22:00 (four years ago)

sure. try some of these:

https://thekoreanguide.com/the-12-most-popular-foods-koreans-eat-for-breakfast/

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 26 September 2021 00:25 (four years ago)

in queensland a lot of people call a roast dinner a ‘baked dinner’ which is a dispiriting lawn bowls uniform of a name for it

― estela, Sunday, 26 September 2021 02:41 (four years ago)

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