"why must you attack scared cows"

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Well? Why must I?

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't say anything. I'm just staring at the title in awe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

this is what my haters have to say to me.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus to thread.

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Why must you use double quotes?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so so sorry.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"sorry"

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"exactly"

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn you Ronan, you've made me want to comfort COWS, for fuck's sake. STOP ATTACKING THEM, YOU EVIL MAN.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i this has been a terrible day, first i put ketchup on a pizza and now this.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Cows support the war on terrorism, don't you see?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit, I'd probably attack some nervous farm animals if I'd put ketchup on a pizza. You're forgiven, Señor Pissman.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

it was a typo for sacred cows!

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

today you can't win. Stop teasing the indie kids.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Cliche answer: Because they make the tastiest hamburgers!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Sensible answer: attacking the fearless cows is fucking scary.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we call them Freedom Pigs yet?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

freedom-canadian bacon

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Freedom Number One Rib

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Admire cows. They don't need IQ tests. Plus, they're pretty.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

LOL
This thread is almost as funny as the "who was that girl
bouncing around in Missy Elliot's Work It video" thread
a while back.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor cows.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

they had it coming.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Cow hating bastard.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey! I'll have you know my parents were married.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Cow hating bitch.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bitch hating cow

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

you've made bitches everywhere sad now

http://members.aol.com/seemyinnersoul/saddog.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

*wonders how electric sound of jim acquired a picture of her doggie*

*yes, that doggie looks exactly like my doggie*

*awwww, cute little doggie*

― Dee the Semi-Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

If I was an overweight female office worker in my early 40s, that photo would get the prime spot on my cubicle wall.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 07:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It's obviously a better idea to attack scared cows than it is to attack angry frothing-at-the-mouth bloodthirsty killer cows, innit?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

real headline, somewhere in Canada today:
Mad Cow Laughs At Alta Ranchers

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, I did make that up. But it could be a real headline. It SHOULD be.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't be fooled, Timmy. If that cow could, he'd kill you and everyone that you love."

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

http://www.parrottrek.com/images/a_cow.jpg

― Mackro Mackro, Monday, 4 August 2008 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

He looked, and saw wide territory spread
Before him, towns, and rural works between;
Cities of men with lofty gates and towers,
Concourse in arms, fierce faces threatening war,
Giants of mighty bone and bold emprise;
Part wield their arms, part curb the foaming steed,
Single or in array of battle ranged
Both horse and foot, nor idly mustering stood;
One way a band select from forage drives
A herd of beeves, fair oxen and fair kine,
From a fat meadow ground; or fleecy flock,
Ewes and their bleating lambs over the plain,
Their booty; scarce with life the shepherds fly,
But call in aid, which makes a bloody fray;
With cruel tournament the squadrons join;
Where cattle pastured late, now scattered lies
With carcasses and arms the ensanguined field,
Deserted: Others to a city strong
Lay siege, encamped; by battery, scale, and mine,
Assaulting; others from the wall defend
With dart and javelin, stones, and sulphurous fire;
On each hand slaughter, and gigantick deeds.

― goole, Monday, 4 August 2008 03:47 (seventeen years ago)

oh shit a cow

― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 09:15 (seventeen years ago)

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