Guys who shave their chests: c/d?

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I'm just wondering because it seems like the dominant paradigm right now vis a vis male hirsuteness and I fear that if I lose the hair while my not-ripped abdomen remains the minor expanse of somewhat doughy low-key sparetiredness that it is, I'll look really fucking weird when I go to the beach or whatever. I got a mad hairy gut, though. (sorry, no pix)

So, uh, what do women prefer, anyways? Damn fucking Real World Calvin Klein bullshit is fucking with my judgement.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

(I will regret this thread)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

DUD

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(wax it ya nancies)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

FITE!

http://easycarts.net/ecarts/TelaRopa/images/20788.jpg

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Wot Jim said. Dud if you shave... I went out with a guy who started doing this after he started doing weights and well... umm... ever heard of snogging rash? well think about what chest stubble could do in the heat of err... yeah well anyway.

Waxing or, if you want to splurge, even laser hair removal mebbe? (does that stuff even really work?)

I like hairless guys but not if stubble is the solution yuck.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

There is nothing worse than touching a guy and feeling stubble, and you aren't touching his face.

That is all.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally! Put up that Fred Durst pic!

I will never shave my chest. FUCK THAT.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Apart from wot da goils think, wouldn't one hate having a damn itchy chest also? Ewgh.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Well you get the idea. Shouldn't've used the term "shave" when the real issue here is whether or not I will look like a choad and/or a shallow asshole if I rid myself of my chest hair.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

People thinking that because you don't have a hairy chest, you must shave it: Dud

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

(countdown to googlepocalypse...)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.junglered.com/hpics/billh1.gif vs http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/72/039_65817_rt.jpg

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Just shave your legs. I started doing it ten years ago when I started bike racing. Now I just like it, but if I eventually quit racing I suppose it wouldn't be as easy to justify.

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuckin' dud. There's a guy who I think is a dancer who shaves his at my gym. I wanna smack him. There ARE some things that you should do at home.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I don't shave my *chest * because I don't really get any hair on it, except for some reason a veritable oasis of hair around my nipples. Yes, I do shave these, and, no, I don't cut myself - it's all in the technique.

My girlfiend delights in waxing the few hairs that like to grow really long on my back/shoulder area. It's an, erm, interesting experience, but is better than looking a little like Jeff Golblum in The Fly and also makes me glad to not be a girl.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

She DELIGHTS in this?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

it's like squeezing other people's spots i imagine

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Which is also gross! I never understood why people LIKE doing that. I mean ick!?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah doing that at the gym is pretty gross.

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

One of my past men did this. DUDDERS!! Chest hair is nice and warm to cuddle up to. Stubble is like cuddling up to a briar patch.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

*sobs uncontrollably*

― briar patch (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing good can come of this. I was in a bar a couple months ago, and a man came up to me - he was very drunk - and yelled "WHY ARE YOUR TITS FAKE? I'M GAY AND I LOVE THEM" at me, then grabbed my arm and raked it across his STUBBLY CHEST while telling me how much he loved me.

All in all, ew.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

*insert comment regarding the irony of self-sculpting guys cursing their vanity once their sunbathed skin turns into a sad sack of leather and moles in their early 40s here*

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

boy, you'll use any excuse to talk about yr boobs

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You love it. Perv.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, i love to hear a mention of boobs. Oooh yeah. I am so hot. Why did I bother w/hardcore porn for so long?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

why, indeed.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Well you're the one who always points it out...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I fuckin love you people.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

a man came up to me - he was very drunk - and yelled "WHY ARE YOUR TITS FAKE? I'M GAY AND I LOVE THEM" at me, then grabbed my arm and raked it across his STUBBLY CHEST while telling me how much he loved me

This is the best come-on evah! I don't understand how this couldn't work. As for me, I'm not going to shave my chest just to conform to what women think a man should look like.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-but women KNOW.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Women don't know shit man. Scientists have dug up bones from millions of years ago that prove that their brains were no larger than the size of a pea! ... Oh shit that's dinosaurs isn't it?

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure, it was a great come on... on what planet? My tits aren't fake and he was gay - how is anyone getting anything out of this except stubble burn on the back of my arm?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

You got a great anecdote.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

What's with this 'back, sack and crack' waxing thing that's supposed to all the rage for gay men now?

It's the 'sack' bit that worries me. Surely when you yank the wax thingy off....

I don't like to think about it.

― James Ball (James Ball), Thursday, 22 May 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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