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I'm a Jello Shot!, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!

(yeah, I'm bored)

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a Jello Shot! Quick, painless, and wriggly, you tend to get people messed up without delay! You're an absolute essential for any party, just like toilets.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a 42.5% X-rated White Russian (i did the horny quiz, too). I am white, but I'm part Belorussian, not Russian.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a Margarita! Tangy like the TripleSec, Luminous like the lime, Supereme like the salt, and Troublesome like tequila, you're a perfect mix to get anyone intoxicated.

I'm yummy!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Great.

CONGRATS!
You're a Strawberry Daiqery! You're the person that everyone just wants to have sex with. Nothing more, nothing less.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a Depth Charge!
Yaaarr... scurvy dog! You drink like a sailor and think like one too.

(... and yet, as we speak, I'm drinking a raspberry-lemonade mimosa.)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a Depth Charge, too. Arrr.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"CONGRATS!
You're a Vampire! Hisssss! You're the oddball who sits quietly at parties. You rarely speak, but when you do, its usually so crazy that you probably shouldnt have said it at all. You dumb vampire."

If only the psychiatrists had been this accurate...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a Margarita! Tangy like the TripleSec, Luminous like the lime, Supereme like the salt, and Troublesome like tequila, you're a perfect mix to get anyone intoxicated.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(note: I've never even heard of a 'vampire'...what's in it?)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I think.. ouch.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imfanatic.com/Drinks/depthcharge.jpg

Beer and liquor together. Ill-advised, but highly intoxicating.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

As of today, my new pick-up line is "I find you troublesome like the tequila, yet tangy like the triple sec," and my insult du jour is "You dumb vampire."

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to get drunk.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I changed one answer and became Sex on the Beach!

You're a Sex on the Beach! Your party-hard eccentricity is exceeded only by your urge to hump like a rabbit. You live by the 'Sex, or be sexed' motto.

Sex or be sexed is definitely my new motto. Also...I'M 103 PROOF. HOW DRUNK ARE YOU?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I am wussy girly-man 49 proof. :(
And here I thought I was becoming an honest-to-badness DRIZZUNK!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I am 115 proof.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Why am i not surprised by you two ladies.
I'm 23 proof.
Now where's the THC survey?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

A mere 78 proof. I'm not sure that means I'm less of a drunk that anyone else. Probably just means I hold it better. I don't get mean, never picked a fight, etc. etc.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

FYI I'm only 38.5% horny.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

FYI I'm only 1,000,000,000,000,000,000% horny.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a shame, Ally, seeing as how you're so drunk.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Where's the horny quiz?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

37 proof, and that dipshit vampire drink (never heard of it)

my reign of dullness continues.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a MARTINI!
"Rich, and refined you're smooth and saucy. You're the butter on the bread, the lube on the hinge, the teflon on the pan."

I am 60% horny. LIES!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Where's the horny quiz?

In my pants.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

does it chafe?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a 79-proof Depth Charge... oh the paradox!!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Moi? Only 76% horny? This quiz lies.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh. 79.5% horny. But I still think the questions could have been better. Like:

Have you ever masturbated because you couldn't think of anything better to do?
At work?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm only 41 proof. Tiny little 41. I've never thrown up from drinking. I think maybe it's cuz I have such a low tolerance. I drink a teeny tiny bit and I'm crazy wasted.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think hooking up with someone at work is a good signifier of horniness, FYI.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a martini - Rich, and refined you're smooth and saucy.

er, 2 proof.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh, this is what's in a Vampire...

1 oz Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Cranberry Juice

Wow, that sounds GREAT! I'm so having one of these this weekend!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

(replace the word "one" in that last sentence with the word "seven")

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm 82% X Rated, apparently.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The ability to turn your piss into gasoline. You'd be a virtual Amoco Station...

I think I dig the person who wrote this quiz.

I'm a Gin & Tonic, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!

Not bad. Now if I only liked gin...

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a Depth Charge, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'M 63% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?

I'M 84 PROOF. HOW DRUNK ARE YOU?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait... I checked off just about every answer and I got a 65% rating on the horny quiz. I'M HORNY DAMMIT!!! What's the deal??

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what I'm saying!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I got a 37%. I think my cock just fell off.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Loser's weepers, finder's keepers!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't make me open Photoshop.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently: You're a Strawberry Daiqery! You're the person that everyone just wants to have sex with. Nothing more, nothing less.

Oh yeah? So, where are all these sexual dynamos;?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Not Yanc3y, apparently.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"You're a Gin & Tonic! Smart, but mellow you let conversation come to you."

That doesn't sound remotely right! Also, I am only 63.5% horny, which is far too low.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Sissies. I am a 116 proof Martini. That is probably at least partially due to the fact that it is 3PM and I am half-drunk while listening to the Smiths (???) and singing along loudly. Horniness score coming shortly.

― adam (adam), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Also 72% X-Rated which seems incompatible with Smiths-singalongs.

― adam (adam), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Could you please warn people if you're going to post links to sites which open a ton of popups and crash certain running programs, m'kay thanks?!?!?

― hstencil, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was hilarious when one of those (zillion) pop-ups said "tired of annoying popups?". HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! fuckers

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah--the pop ups only come up when you close down the site anyway! I had no idea hstencil, stop being so techy otherwise I will crash your computer with science again.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

just a little warning would be nice. Some online casino program tried to install itself to my hard drive, and crashed my AIM in the process.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

That extreme pop-ups thing happened to me, but I didn't mention it cuz I thought I was special. *sigh*

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

oh no! not-working keeps stence from more not-working!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

stence, did you click "yes"? Dear god, why did you click "yes"?!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Newsflash for Yanc3y: I'm losing my job. Another newsflash: I'm at home sick today anyway.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally I didn't click anything, a box appeared and my Task Manager wouldn't recognize it, therefore I couldn't shut it down.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, they should have a quiz, "What percentage of you is totally emo".

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a vampire too, apparently. WTF?
I'm 70 proof.
I'm 48.5% x-rated.
I don't know what any of this means.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It means we all have too much time on our hands.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

It must be time; I'd have to be hornier for it to be something else on my hands (or drunker).

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Does this and the fake breasts thread prove everyone's lying on the horniness quiz?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a gin and tonic. Sweet and mellow, I let the conversation come to me or something like that.

I saw an emo quiz once, 'back in the day'.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

And I'm 135 Proof.

Fuck.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ding ding ding!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

A "daiquery"?

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a "Vampire" too

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

And me also, give it up for the ILX VAmpire collective or what have you. I must start serving these at work.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...

I'm a Vampire, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

How many pop-ups?? (I'm a strawberry daquiry btw)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Many, many pop-ups.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yessum!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a Strawberry Daiqery! You're the person that everyone just wants to have sex with. Nothing more, nothing less.

Heck, they'd be right to...

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm a margarita. "you're a perfect mix to get anyone intoxicated."

does that mean i'm an enabler?

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a Martini, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!

― joday (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

ack! well, at any rate, i'm a martini.

― joday (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

What, short and bitter?

I wonder if I can be arsed doing a sarky remark for the rest of them.

Nope. Joday is Special.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Well not that a Martini is *very* short.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Do they still make those awful "freezer cocktails"? I've only ever had a Strawberry Daquiri in one of those formats. I wonder if they are nice without the extra freezer bag component.

We opened the bags and drank them on the swings.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Er, Martini = practically neat gin => abt as short as you can get unless yer on the Wray and Nephew overproof rum of deth.

God. I need to get drunk.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a White Russian, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imfanatic.com/Drinks/whiterussian.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah but it's not short in the way that yer shooters are shorts.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a Cosmopolitan.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a short, Strawberry Daquiri. Better add the ice to keep me cool.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― Ajazay, Monday, 5 January 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

What, short and bitter?

5'4 is not that terribly short!

(Bitter, yes.)

― joday (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Loads of pr0n popups happened when I tried this. Anyway, I'm a White Russian.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i am a gin & tonic. what a non-shockah! my favorite drink, it is!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

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