ARE YOU A SLUT?

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Do you consider yourself a slut? Why?

― Sara S, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a big slut because I can't help spending wads of money whenever I walk into a record store or a bar. Thank God I'm not addicted to freaky sex or anything, I'd probably have three diseases and two times as many illegitimate children.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

baby if i could be, i would be. nobody wants what i'm sellin'

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

no.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It's only mock sluts who run around screaming that they're sluts. True sluts keep mum about it. Confusingly, however, genuine non-sluts will also deny being sluts. So the people who say 'no' to this either are sluts or aren't, whereas the ones who say 'yes' indeed they are sluts probably aren't.

I am not a slut.

Also: I do not believe in the concept of 'sluts'.

― estela, Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

One boy saying he is, one boy wishing he were, and two girls saying they're not. It's the same old story.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

if the question was ARE YOU A STUD the answer would be a resounding no i think

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, maybe (tho' check out the new self-aggrandising humour thing) but a stud is not a direct male equivalent of a slut. 'Stud' implies 'virile and good at sex' as well as 'promiscuous'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

if the question was ARE YOU A SPORTS UTILITY VEHICLE then similar, I suppose

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that a yes or a no?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

that all depends you big flirt

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this was a Zeigenbock Kopf thread.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Better question: Are you a slug?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

again with the slugfucking

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 22 May 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

already

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 May 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

they're horny little things them slugs.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 22 May 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Do I look like a slut?

Is it the way my clothes are cut?

Is it the way I move my butt?

― alext (alext), Thursday, 22 May 2003 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex: No. No. Possibly.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 22 May 2003 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i>Better question: Are you a slug?

Yes, I have been a slug many times in my life...

― lucas (lucas), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY? DO YOU WANT SOME?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I got all the slugs I need but not all the slugs I want.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY? DO YOU WANT SOME?

Whatcha got? Keep it safe for work!

― lucas (lucas), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Me = slug.

― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch out for N. then.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Given the chance, yes I am.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

At a certain level I want to be a slut. But when the opportunity approaches something in me shuts down and I don't do it.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

a few years ago I think I would have qualified, but these days not so much

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 22 May 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Non-serious answer: What time do you want me to show up and become one?

Serious answer: There's no such thing as a slut, just like there's no such thing as a nigger.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 22 May 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Does screwing most of northern california and putting a good dent in southern california count?

Serious answer: There's no such thing as a slut, just like there's no such thing as a nigger.
-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo

...until you become the star subject of a messageboard where they enjoy calling you a slut, or someone buys the URL for your screenname so they can presumably make an entire website about how much of a slut you are. And everyone is allowed to be angry and hurt about it all except of course the slut who apparently is not capable of feelings...and why would she be...she's not even human...she's actually...

Me = slug.
-- toraneko

Is my slime trail showing?

It's only mock sluts who run around screaming that they're sluts.
--estela

We all have our limits.

baby if i could be, i would be. nobody wants what i'm sellin'
-- electric sound of jim

when did you ever ask me?

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/img1.jpg

Boy, if this post doesn't bring on the death of this thread, nothing will.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Thursday, 22 May 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Boy, if this post doesn't bring on the death of this thread, nothing will.

What are you saying? Are you a real life slut? I don't think this thread is very nice.

― Einze, Thursday, 22 May 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot see the picture.

― Einze, Thursday, 22 May 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Serious answer: There's no such thing as a slut, just like there's no such thing as a nigger.

http://www.radioacademy.org/awards/2000/images/photos/westwood.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Will the REAL Slut please stand up?!

oh wait...

Slugs don't have legs.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah - 'cause some hata pulled them all off

(this is in How The Whale Became and other stories)

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot see the picture.
-- Einze

It's a whole bunch of nothing.

What are you saying? Are you a real life slut? I don't think this thread is very nice.
-- Einze

So I have been told.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Well who gives a shit what anyone else thinks, B? Fuck 'em.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I usually do.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Peripheral question: ARE YOU A SLAG?

(For ignorant Americans: http://cgi.peak.org/~jeremy/retort.cgi?British=slag)

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

great.

names to be called.

thanks.

now go "slag off"

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The site is faulty (as are all similar sites I have seen). For 'slag off' is says to see 'piss off' but they are totally different things! To slag off is to say bad things about someone (like 'to diss'). To piss off is a) to annoy or b) to err.. piss off, as in 'get the hell out of the place'. I guess 'piss off' means the same as it does in the US.

(ie. Burma's exhortation above makes no sense at all)

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Those who put themselves down may also be into self-mutilation. There is help:

http://www.vinland.org/scamp/institute/dsh.html

― louise t, Friday, 23 May 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you saying? Are you a real life slut? I don't think this thread is very nice.
-- Einze

So I have been told.

This is not important unless it is important to you.

― louise t, Friday, 23 May 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread gets curiouser and curiouser.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 23 May 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do you swallow batteries so they'll open up inside you, burning your organs with battery acid?"

That blows my mind.

― Affectian (Affectian), Friday, 23 May 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

What's with the link to the mutilators/cutters/etc?

You didn't think I looked this way by accident did you?

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Friday, 23 May 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Those who put themselves down may also be into self-mutilation. There is help

!!?!?!?! blimey who let Dr Phil in here.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 May 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

GET REAL!

― Def Fret, Friday, 23 May 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Very cutting remarks indeed.

Me thinks I'll slag off myself now...whatever that means...I never did understand English anyhow...

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Friday, 23 May 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Me thinks I'll slag off myself now...whatever that means...I never did understand English anyhow...
Hey! keep the conversation on the down low. Peeps may think you maybe serious.
...until you become the star subject of a messageboard where they enjoy calling you a slut, or someone buys the URL for your screenname so they can presumably make an entire website about how much of a slut you are. How do you know that the "real slug" (whose name shall not be mentioned) isn't just squatting on the site?

I gotta keep it short since I think I am surfing in an unauthorized area of the net on a government 'pyooter!

PS
Disclaimer 1:
I am not now nor have ever been a slut though there may be those out there who beg to differ with this humble opinion.
Disclaimer 2:
I do not know a BurmaKitty who is now or has ever been a slut. The BurmaKitty I know is, however, quite opinionated, a bit feisty and knows how to use firearms, handcuffs, leg restraints and various other pieces of riot gear. Only persons whose kung fu is at full strength are advised to cross her and with extreme caution.

― Roman (Roman), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

No; I'm a cunt.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 23 May 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The word "slut" lost all its power and became essentially outdated, I think, when the term gutterslut came into the language.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 23 May 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

That word is new to me, but it's certainly in my language now.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 23 May 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

the word "slut" had pretty fucked up connotations, it shouldn't matter how many people a woman sleeps with. do i sleep with a lot of people? no. i used to, then i realised that i didn't enjoy getting drunk and sleeping with not-so-random strangers.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 24 May 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

So much for me saving up for that plane ticket, then.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 24 May 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

zing!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 24 May 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

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Random agreement. Good points. A healthy sexualk appetite doesn't necessarily mean anyone is a slut. I do know that the term is thrown around a lot to put down people. It has been my experience that the person who uses the word to describe a person they may hate at the moment is almost always the one with the serious problem.

― lucas (lucas), Saturday, 24 May 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is crying out for scientific rigour.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 24 May 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe I am whore (one that does not charge), not a slut. Do I rest on higher moral ground than your common slut?

― blanca, Saturday, 24 May 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://test3.thespark.com/sa/slut72.gif border="0">

Sit down, I know you're all shocked.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

I think we should embrace the word slut.

I think I am one, or at least I try to be.

I love even just turning guys on so they wanna treat me that way, on the weekend (when I go shopping) I'll put on a g-string and short skirt just so I know guys are looking up me on the escalators in the shopping mall.

― Kate Turnbull, Thursday, 18 December 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

um, whoo.

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 18 December 2003 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a slut. I'm just.. um,.. popular.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 18 December 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i http://test3.thespark.com/sa/slut43.gifborder="0">

I thought it'd be more!

― smee (smee), Thursday, 18 December 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, that didn't work, I'm only 43% slut ;0( How did Ally do that....

http://test3.thespark.com/sa/slut43.gifborder="0">

― smee (smee), Thursday, 18 December 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I did one based on my 26 year old self, and then one based on the new improved married 30-something me. It went from 64% to about 35%. I am not in the slightest bit slutty now, but it just shows you can't escape your past (unless you lie about it).

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 18 December 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anyone taken the purity test at Spark?
I just did, and Jesus, I am "18% pure"

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (2%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (98%)

― yetimike (McGonigal), Thursday, 18 December 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

my days of wanting to be a slut are over. but i will have a dirty mind forever

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 18 December 2003 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://test3.thespark.com/sa/slut63.gifborder="0">

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, it says i'm 58% slutty.

what does that make the rest of me?

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 18 December 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

This woman we interviewed yesterday came in wearing the shortest mini skirt I have ever seen being worn by an actual person who is not a model in my life.

Yeah, say that five times fast.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think that test is really fair to be honest, I mean I'm not really that slutty, I just happen to have attended a few hockey games.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

So you hired her then, yes?

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

No.
Never.
But how funny that King of Morals Marty Skidmore says he is and claims a Misogynist. Jeez, bet I'm more moral than half you dunderheads!

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

there's nothing immoral about being a slut.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

or being a slueth.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

or a sloth. oh wait, that's a deadly sin innit?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I always feel sex is something that should lead to something more longterm - how you can know someone that you've met only a few minutes or hours before hoping into bed with them I dunno. I might make allowances for some people (Holly Valance) but, really, I'd feel like shit the next morning. I need to know someone pretty damn well before I'll even venture a kiss y'know? Just me.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

59% slutty is me. Booyah. I dont feel all that slutty, mind.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vOCnZOcr8w

― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

oh god not the omega mu's they're a bunch of fat pigs.

― Zero pumps, massive boner (thebingo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

UrbanDictionary.com definition of "slut":

"A woman with the morals of a man"

OTM.

― Lee626, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, that's an attributable quote. To whom, I don't know.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

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