sodomy : Classic or dud

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I use the legal definiton here : any nonreproductive sexual activity .
Any personal faves ?

who has not had sex for a week and is a bit obsessed, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does that definition count use of contraceptives too?

Josh, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, and what about sex with post-menopausal women?

Nick, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could really do with some of that sodomy, then. ;-)

masonic boom, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well then. Thanks for letting me know I am sodomist (sodomite?). I shall put that on my resume at once.

michele, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hrrrm, I think sodomist is the committer and sodomite is the committee. Errrrrrmmmm...

masonic boom, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh. Two things to put on my resume then.

michele, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What, sodomite or committee? If only we could popularise the notion that all committees are sodomites... hmmm...

masonic boom, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe I could just start a sodomite committee. For the purpose of finding sodomists.

michele, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What did everyone think of '120 Days in Sodom'? The original 1975 version, not the made-for-TV remake.

tarden, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've only read the book. It was quite boring, and I never finished it. I mean, it reads like a catalogue, and once you get past about a dozen different erotic uses for shit, you really don't need to know any more. Dud. Would much rather read something like "Justine".

masonic boom, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A question like this inevitably makes me think of my favorite Peter Jackson moment, from _Meet the Feebles_:

*sings*

"Soooooooooodomy You might think it very ooooooooooooodd of me That I enjoy the the act of sooooooooooooodomy...."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

damn you ned, you beat me to it. umm, is beating sodomy? the answer to the q is fucking classic btw, though occasionally, fucking dud - or is that dud fucking?

Geoff, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was always led to believe that sodomy was, er, taking/giving it up the arse.

DG, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Somdomy: classic or dud?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sondhiem-y - Classic or Dud?

(Perhaps that's only funny to me...)

Dan Perry, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah, we're using legal definitions. The legal term for 'taking it up the arse' is buggery. Which was illegal between heterosexuals until recently, you know...

Anyway, sodomy in the sense of non-reproductive sexual intercourse. Haven't been too successful in the pursuit of that lately but it sounds lovely.

Paul Strange, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just wait until you get home, young man!!!

Oh wait... double d'oh!

masonic boom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is there someone we can lobby to make "taking it up the ass/arse" a legal definition?

Dan Perry, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"...that would be UP THE BUM, M'Lud!"

Tom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sometimes gay men seem somewhat taken aback when I ask them about anal sex but whyshould they? All hetero men seem to want to fuck women in the ass anyways. Why woudln't gay men also want to? Is it a rude question?

Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's this built-in, ingrained bullshit idea where people think that sodomy is EVIL and a sign of moral decrepitude. I mean, as long as you're not being prodded (assuming you don't want the prodding, of course), who the heck are you to say it's EVIL? (Yeah, I'm talking to you.)

You know, if these Bible thumpers didn't want people to be committees, then they should've kept such acts on the DL, instead of pointing out that buggery is EVIL. Of course people are going to do it if it's EVIL!

My stance? Ehh. The idea of going in through the out door doesn't appeal to me all that much. Especially when the front door is much more inviting.

David Raposa, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Surely, um, what's going in is in its own way an out door?

Tom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not if you're Sting

mark s, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What, Sting doesn't urinate? Or his penis in an in-door and he sucks stuff up with it? Like an elephants trunk? Ewww.

Random Sting fact: he suffers from boils on the arse.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay Richard, you get my post-of-the-week award for that one. I just hope no one at work wonders why I'm laughing so hard and then sees the title of this thread.

Patrick, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thank you, Richard for the water I just spit out all over my keyboard after reading that.

michele, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Three cheers for the Mark-Richard tag team!

Dan Perry, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To quote the lyrics from a certain song in Hair, which became ingrained in my mind after just two listens:
Sodomy, fellatio, cunnilingus, pederasty,
Father, why do these words sound so nasty?

Masturbation can be fun,
Join the holy orgy Karma Sutra,
Everyone!

All to the tune of a 50's rock and roll slow-dance number. Wonderful. Bill

Bill, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My mother used to listen to the Hair soundtrack when the play first came out when I was very young. I used to walk around singing that song, with no idea what it meant. Years later, I realized that the horrified looks had nothing to do with my bad singing.

michele, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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