The Paleolithic Diet - LEST all eat like cavemen!

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Do you buy this idea? That we should only eat game meat and nuts and fish and fruit and veggies?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 23 May 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

my mate's brother does this. he has the body of a greek god and the health to match

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 23 May 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

unprocessed food = better for you no matter which way you look at it

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 23 May 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I eat fast food and deli meat, and I have a rippling physique. When the wind blows. (ba-dum-ching)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 23 May 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't this Manowar's diet? i mean, just look at these motherfuckers!

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― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Is the guy on the left fitness celebrity John Basedow?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Those cavemen were totally in the zone, dude.

I hear this diet gives you a heavy brow, poor posture, and bad breath.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 23 May 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 23 May 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Lest all eat like cavemen, I choose to eat only the finest processed foods, sirrah!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 23 May 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you get mammoth and sabretooth tiger in Tesco? Or is that the kind of thing I'll have to go to Waitrose for?

― robster (robster), Friday, 23 May 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't the life expectancy of the caveman like 24?

― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 23 May 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That's just cuz they kept getting eated up by tyranosaurus rexes.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 May 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(btw, this diet is very similar to the one prescribed to me by my yoga book & ex-instructor - to eat only unprocessed easily-digestible foods...nuts, fruits, veggies, fish, etc, preferably all raw)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 May 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm looking forward to the "veganism is the only true way" conversation as we're sitting round our camp fire, knocking bits of stone together and de-fleaing each other. No animal skins for you, Darn13ll3!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 23 May 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, dude, you have fun trying to kill a gigantic saber-tooth tiger with a piece of wood. I'll be over here digging for tubers.

― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 23 May 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I am confused now. I was trying to not eat gluten, then for a bit I was not eating insoluable fibre, now the caveman diet. WHAT NEXT? the Mcdonald's only diet? has anyone here tried that wacky atkins diet?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

How many people live in Los Angeles?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Hunter/gatherer cultures spend much less time looking for food than agricultural cultures spend growing it--less than four hours a day, IIRC. Maybe ILX should start its own primitive culture. Yeah, that's it! Me and the other women here can spend a few hours in the morning picking berries and catching frogs, and then spend the rest of the day chatting, weaving (or making felt and preparing skins for clothing if we want to get really primitive), and waiting for Ned and the other men to get back from the hunt. At night, we can all sit around the fireplace and listen to Momus and John D&^*^elle sing and chant all of the old myths and legends of our tribe.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I spend way too much time here.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The men on here deal with hunting = everyone goes hungry, I suspect. As a 43 year old unfit asthmatic, I cannot successfully hunt anything more challenging than, say, some cabbage.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Would you use a spear or a bow to hunt that cabbage, Martin? Or would you just stampede them over a cliff?

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even like cabbage, so I would let it to escape to frolic in the forests. Or wherever cabbages frolic.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...

youre all nuts

― mandy edwards, Friday, 26 December 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Cabbages are very rich in frolic acid.

― Jason A (strickles), Sunday, 28 December 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like too much hair in my food.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

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